Meet The 7 Fun Sponge Anarchists Arrested For Attacking Worcester Cops, Carrying Weapons, And Blocking Public Streets
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Yesterday seven “anarchists” were arrested in Worcester for attacking cops, carrying weapons and refusing to get out of the streets as they protested Presidents Day.
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— Kim Ring (@KimRingTG) February 19, 2017
Let’s take a look at these winners…..
Kaitlyn Heathmen 24, 82 Newhall Ave. Apt. 101, Saugus
Kaitlyn was the brilliant protester who forgot to wear her anarchist bandana to the illegal demonstration:
— Telegram & Gazette (@telegramdotcom) February 20, 2017
UPDATE: 7 protesters arrested: Disorderly conduct, disturbing peace, resisting arrest, carrying dangerous weaponhttps://t.co/AksKGabF6O
— Telegram & Gazette (@telegramdotcom) February 20, 2017
As you can see, she is from Saugus, which is not even remotely close to Worcester. In high school she was given the John and Abigail Adams Scholarship award, which qualified her for free college tuition:
“Saugus High School Principal, Joseph Diorio delivered the news to 51 Saugus High School students who have qualified for four years of free tuition at one of the state’s public colleges and universities under the John and Abigail Adams Scholarship Program.”
Yet here she is on Facebook whining about the lack of free college educations:
She’s a very sharp dresser
She is no stranger to band camp
And she likes to use a cover photo of her and a family of black people in a vain attempt to pretend that she cares about diversity:
But make no mistake about it – she’s not black and neither are any of her friends.
And this has to be the most ironic post of all time:
Sara Bilman 32, of 199 Broadway St., Apt. F, Chelsea
Uhhhhh. Chelsea and Saugus invaded Worcester. That’s not gonna help property value. And how old is too old to be an anarchist? I feel like it’s somewhat forgiveable if you’re a 20 year old who is going through a phase. But if you’re 32 and you’re still into this whole anarchy thing, you may want to reevaluate your life choices. Just saying.
Sara has the face of the ultimate triggered SJW:
— Health Care For All (@HCFA) April 29, 2015
And of course she’s a leftover from the Occupy Boston movement in 2011. But the only thing she occupied yesterday was two seats in the paddywaggon.
Also, 99% sure that she was the chick who got in Lyin Kimmy Ring’s face and told her to “stop filming my people.”
Oh, and according to Masslive this cheesehog had brass knuckles on her. So clearly she was NOT fucking around.
Justina Rowan Weller 19, of 2 Eureka St. 3L, Worcester
I don’t know if this is mean, but it’s just an observation – how come you never see anyone who is even remotely physically attractive participating in these riots?
Oh that’s right, these are just ugly people who are angry at the world. Sorry, but we all know it’s true. We can’t just avoid these facts because it’s mean. It’s a major part of the story. They didn’t go to the prom and they can’t make friends on their own, and the only people they can find camaraderie with are a bunch of “anarchists” playing “all cops are evil.”
Rowan recently graduated from Burncoat High School with honors. Another Worcester Public Schools graduate going pro in something besides sports!!
Evin Ugur 20, of 109 Highland St., Worcester
Skinny jeans? Check. Free jacket from the Salvation Army? Check. Lack of any hopes, dreams, or realistic goals? Check.
Evin Ugur was featured in a Masslive article last year because his job is apparently to be a volunteer at the “Free Store” in Worcester. Things weren’t looking too good for them at the time. Ya know, because everything was free and he wasn’t getting paid:
“Despite the financial issues the store has been really busy with a lot of people coming in and becoming more aware of it,” Evin Ugur, a volunteer, said. “The concept of the free store isn’t dying, it’s just we’re struggling with the financial stuff.”
Yea, the free store isn’t dying. We’re just not making any money. Ya know, the financial stuff. That stuff is gay anyway. And rather than get a job that pays actual money, I’m gonna march in the streets and complain about Trump and the cops.
Ander Pierce, 21, of 14 Profesors Row, Medford
Our boy Ander was previously arrested by the Cambridge Police for being a gigantic asshole. Unfortunately for him he is not black like Skip Gates, so he couldn’t play the race card and go to the White House for a free beer.
He also helped organize a hunger strike at the expensive private Tufts University. Unfortunately they had to cancel the hunger strike due to being hungry. I shit you not. They cancelled a hunger strike due to hunger. Brockton Turtleboy blogged about it in 2015 when it happened. Best headline ever.
Anthony Burnham, 25, of 241 Essex Square, Gloucester
Oh good, Gloucester people too. We could only find one Anthony Burnham from Gloucester on Facebook. It’s a successful businessman, who appears to love sports. We don’t know if that’s this Anthony Burnham’s father, but it certainly wouldn’t be surprising to see some rich kid from Gloucester go full emo in order to rebel against his successful father. Here’s where Anthony lives in Gloucester:
Poor baby. Living in a half a million dollar home in a beach town. Life sure is hard in America for poor Anthony Burnham.
Dennis William Weir, 32 Guernsey St., Roslindale
Couldn’t find much on this guy, other than the fact that he lives in a $600,000 house in Rozy.
So yea, they’re all very oppressed indeed. Let this be a warning to assholes everywhere – if you come to Worcester from out of town, and you tie up our taxpayer funded resources because you wanna act like a bunch of children throwing a hissy fit, we will humiliate you publicly. And the Internet is forever.
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