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Moron Waving Confederate Flag At Mostly Black 4th Of July Party Deserves The Knockout He Received

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So apparently on the Fourth of July there was some cookout, somewhere in the south, in which some southern genius thought it would be wise to wave a confederate flag in front of a bunch of black folk that he was congregating with. No one has ever earned a knockout like the one this ding-dong received in the history of the world.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – anyone waving this thing has the right to do so. But you also have the right to get knocked the fuck out for doing so.

Look, the people defending this stupid flag are the biggest dumbasses on earth. It’s even worse if you do it in the north, because that makes you an even bigger traitor. After all, above everything, that flag represents an imaginary country that declared war on the United States of America, fired first at Fort Sumpter, and caused the deaths of 650,000 American citizens. It’s a treasonous flag of the greatest terrorist organization to ever exist. You wanna wave that? You deserve whatever happens to you.

 

But if you insist on flying this flag of treason, here’s two pro tips that this buttnut didn’t get:

  1. Don’t wave it in front of a bunch of black people, especially if it’s at a party and liquor is involved. Kind of a sensitive issue, what with the slavery and all.
  2. Whatever you do, don’t wave it on the Goddamn Fourth of July!! Do you understand what this day celebrates? America. Do you understand what that flag represents? An imaginary country that attacked and declared war on America.

On top of that, it’s a flag for pussies. That’s what I don’t get in all of this. The people who stood behind that flag surrendered, because at the end of the day they were a lot of talk with nothing to back it up. They surrendered like pussies. At least ISIS will fight to the death for their misguided brand of disillusion.

But your ancestors waived that flag because they thought it was the cool thing to do to tell Abraham Lincoln to go fuck himself. Then when General Sherman came to town and shoved his boot up their ass they ditched the confederate flag and started waving the white flag instead. You know, like pussies.

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These idiots think they’re waving this flag because it shows southern spirit, and resistance to tyranny. In reality they’re just waving a flag of a bunch of cowards who quit when the going got tough.

In other confederate flag related news, the state legislature of South Carolina actually did the right thing and voted to take down the confederate flag from in front of the statehouse. Now here’s the thing. This Turtleboy thinks it’s bullshit that the catalyst for this was Dylann Roof. A lot of people who are arguing for the flag to come down are saying it’s because that flag “inspired” Dylann Roof to do what he did.

Bullshit.

Dylann Roof killed those nine people because he’s a monster with no soul. It had ZERO to do with that flag. So in a way, I can’t say that I personally agree with the reason that South Carolina took the flag down. Dylann Roof killed nine people. Jefferson Davis is responsible for the deaths of 650,000 people and he got to walk away from it because President Andrew Johnson was a pussy too. THAT is the reason the flag should’ve come down, not some because some psycho piece of white trash shot up a church.

But honestly, the comments from the confederate flag defenders are hilarious. I can’t stop laughing at them. Check some of these out:

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Newsflash – the south has been and always will be a bunch of pussies. Nothing new here. You people talk a big game until someone punches you in the face, and then you give up and complain about tyranny, big brother, and a bullying central government. You talked a big game during the civil war, but then you surrendered. You talked a big game about defending segregation, but then you caved in the second federal troops showed up in Little Rock in 1957, the Freedom buses in 1961, and Oxford Mississippi in 1962. Because that’s what pussies like you do. They give in the second it requires a sacrifice on their part.

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Ummmm yea, religions don’t have flags – countries do. The confederacy was never really a country because no other country on earth recognized it’s legitimacy or government. Because anyone can just say they’re a country, but you actually have to be a country to go down in history as one.

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Yes, it is part of your history. The worst part of it. What is wrong with these people? Who celebrates their darkest day? Oh yea, losers.

The bottom line is, the confederate flag coming down in Charleston and the traitor who got knocked out while waiving his flag of treason are signs that America always has been and always will be the greatest country to ever exist.

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25 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    July 10, 2015 at 1:49 am

    hate simple meant to be displayed as “hate symbol.” my spelling so sucks I am sorry.

  • BobnMic
    July 10, 2015 at 1:42 am

    “For the record I think it’s a ridiculous symbol of a forgotten shameful event in our past, however it only stands for hate when people view it that way.”

    Newsflash: Most of us do today think of it as a hate simple unless you’re one of the few that are still a Rebel raciest asshole that cherish that fucking flag and all that it stands for.

    If so, you lost the war you fucking cowards 150 years ago so get the fuck over it.

  • bostonhater
    July 8, 2015 at 10:27 pm

    Any American should have the right to have their views and wave a flag without getting knocked out. It’s a symbol. I have a giant pirate flag flying in front of my house. Does it signify that I believe in looting, plundering and rape? NO! It’s a flag. The people who had ancestors die in the Civil War have a right to honor there ancestors. It doesn’t mean that they believe the same thing. Part of reconstruction was to rebuild and reuniting our country. If we went in and stripped them their beliefs, would our country stayed united? The worst thing you can do is strip the loser of dignity. Letting that stupid flag fly gave the southern ceceders something to hold on to as they moved onto reunification.
    And for the record, slavery, albeit a large cause of the Civil war was not the main cause. It was a combination of states rights versus federal laws. The end to slavery was meant as am economic punishment of the south. Most northerners, including honest Abe, could have given a flying shit about the slaves. They wanted to exert control over the states, instead of letting them dictate for themselves, their own paths. And another tid bit- Abe grew up in a wealthy family of landowners and would’ve spent his life as a business lawyer. The whole humble beginnings and log splitting were only brought up as a means to connect with the people who he was campaigning too. Not all history is accurate,, and not all is meant as hate. Regardless of anything, it becomes a fascist state when we are told what flags we can wave. What next, no Slayer shirts to avoid pissing off the Christians. Fuck it, who cares, move on. I will say Turtleboy, your outrage over this seems pretty well timed with those who’ve accused you of being racist. Is that not pandering? A little disappointed that you’re against free speech.

    • BobnMic
      July 8, 2015 at 11:08 pm

      Absolutely ridiculous bostonhater. Every utterance of your rant is flawed and twisted in an attempt to say that it is ok for that asshole confederate flag to be visible for us all to see in front of a government installation. Or for that matter in public anywhere. Grow the fuck up asshole and realize that that flag represents nothing but hate and we as a UNITED country are trying to get away from this.

      You might ask, “Well how’s that working out for you these days?” Quite frankly it could be a shit load better but subscribing to a confederate flag does not help us to heal as a nation. It only makes a bad situation worse. And that is not the direction we should be going in. No way.

      • BobnMic
        July 9, 2015 at 1:54 am

        And who ever the fuck gave me a thumbs down on this one is a racist problematic asshole. Total dipshit. Get a fucking clue.

        • bostonhater
          July 9, 2015 at 5:36 pm

          Well there is no flawed history in what I stated, nor is anything twisted. For the record I think it’s a ridiculous symbol of a forgotten shameful event in our past, however it only stands for hate when people view it that way. I think that most people in the south don’t look at it as a symbol of hate anymore. Ignorant people do. Instead of laying blame the deaths of black churchgoers on a flag, how about we lay blame on the parents that raised him, the school systems that failed him and the system that let him slide through the cracks. Getting rid of a flag will do nothing to ease racial tensions. They are the worst they’ve been in 50 years. As soon as removing that symbol goes to a vote, every hillbilly redneck will get off there ass and vote to keep it. Bigger men have tried and failed. The will of the people is law. Fucking idiots blaming a flag for all this countries problems instead of focusing on the real problem is what fucks this country up. We are a laughing stock to every nation in the world. And this stupid ass “murica” shit needs to end to we live in AMERICA- I swear the movie Idiocracy was a foreshadow of the way we are headed. And next time show some education and not call someone an asshole in rebuttal. Just makes ya look like an uneducated blythering idiot.

          • BobnMic
            July 10, 2015 at 1:18 am

            Well frankly I am very surprised that so many people disagreed with my anti-racist take with regard to the confederate flag and what it stands for. What it really stands regarding hate.

            Also and side with comments from someone called bostonhater?

            I am getting my ass kicked here. I love Boston so FUCK YOU bostonhater.

  • Trueli
    July 8, 2015 at 2:33 pm

    What about the MORONS driving all over Worcester and Massachusetts with another flag that’s NOT the U.S.A flag hanging in their car windows, should they get knocked out too? I see more of those then the confederate flag daily.

    • Unreal!!!
      July 9, 2015 at 4:08 am

      Only the ones with Puerto Rican flags. They are so damn annoying!

  • Nanny
    July 8, 2015 at 10:29 am

    TB – you goofed on your American History here. The Civil War was effectively lost on July 3, 1863 with Lee’s poor decisions and wrong strategy at Gettysburg. The war, itself, continued for 2 more years, ending in May, 1865.

    And Gen. Joshua Chamberlain of Maine was selected to received the Confederate surrender at Appomattox. Chamberlain ordered his troops to salute the defeated Rebs. He didn’t think they were pussies.

  • Adam
    July 8, 2015 at 8:00 am

    They surrendered like pussies? TB… the civil war was the most violent in our nation’s history. So you can say the North won all you want, but to say the South didn’t go down swinging is retarded. Every war ends in surrender, unless you kill everyone on the other side. This blog sounds like you are trying just a little too hard.

    • Finnish Goalie
      July 8, 2015 at 9:27 am

      I think the Japanese surrendered as well, and it took nukes.

      Pussies, right?

  • clives doorag top convertable
    July 7, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    Did you see the mob of savages beating the white guy in Cincinnati? This is becoming a disturbing trend…with the police already covering up the obvious fact it was a hate crime….It’s time to utilize your 2nd amendment rights folks.

    • MENTAL MIKE
      July 7, 2015 at 11:38 pm

      Blacks can’t commit hate crimes. Because black on white crime doesn’t exist. Just ask the hippies.

  • oneopinion
    Hanginpossum
    July 7, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    I think think that the point was pretty much won and then they went and pulled The Dukes of the air. I don’t care if this fool gets knocked out any more than I care if a 5 percente does because I care equally and enjoy watching both. But things need to be taken into context. I love All In The Family, I love The Jeffersons, I love The Dukes, and I Love… someone help me out here

  • Jafreese
    July 7, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    Not enough video to say he deserved that. Maybe he did, or maybe he didn’t. But you are 100% wrong in saying you have the right to get knocked out for holding a flag. By that logic, I have the right to physically assault you for any blog I disagree with.

  • MENTAL MIKE
    July 7, 2015 at 1:53 pm

    I don’t know. If thats what racist redneck girlfriends look like, I’m buying A flag tomorrow.

  • Finnish Goalie
    July 7, 2015 at 1:07 pm

    So I suppose the blog has decided that the Revolution will stop north of Mason-Dixon?

    • clives doorag top convertable
      July 7, 2015 at 10:01 pm

      Yeah, he feels comfortable with Northeast elitist snobbery I guess. I guess he likes the high taxes and progressive politics.

  • Non Sequitor
    July 7, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    I would think muslin flags would be pretty durable, but maybe not quite as much as a poly blend.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      July 7, 2015 at 3:10 pm

      I see what you did there.

  • Lmfao
    July 7, 2015 at 11:21 am

    I agree the flag needs to go away from anything to do with govt, but I’m cool with people having the right to wave it. I give that moron credit for having the balls to do it there tho. Most people hide their racism in the closet. At least that fool had the courage to stand up for his beliefs. He wasn’t asking to be attacked by savages lol.

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 7, 2015 at 11:19 am

    Must be a recent transplant from Worcester.

  • MENTAL MIKE
    July 7, 2015 at 11:12 am

    FAIL!!!

  • Woo Hoo
    July 7, 2015 at 10:38 am

    Yeah. Murica!

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