NBC Credited Our Story About The Car Insurance Scam On The 6 PM News And Figured Out Quickly That We ALL Are Turtleboy
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The next time some loser tries to delegitimize a story we broke because Turtleboy isn’t “real news,” or because we’re some sort of “gossip column,” or “hate speech trying divide us,” share this blog or this video on their Facebook page:
The best part is that this is just the beginning of this story. We’re taking no prisoners with this one. Everyone involved in this is going down. And it’s more than just the ratchets in the cars. We’re pretty sure this is a conspiracy and we’re going to prove it.
Shoutout to Alysha Palumbo at NBC to reaching out to us to confirm her sources. It was a little confusing at first because her bosses needed to know that the video “belonged” to us. But what they didn’t understand was that WE ARE ALL TURTLEBOY!! That’s the whole purpose of our brand. The community participates together, and we’re just the medium that puts it out there. It gives citizens a chance to get REAL news out there anonymously, because we’re living in a world where you can’t put your name to anything, lest you have a bunch of social justice warriors call you names and boycott your business. So you send us good leads and we look into it and publish it. The guy who sent us this video is Turtleboy. You people reading at home, you’re all Turtleboy. The people who sent us information about where we could find these cars – you’re Turtleboy. The people from Spencer-East Brookfield who gave us the 411 on what was going on in their schools – they’re Turtleboy. The people who researched Mosaic and gave us leads on them – they’re Turtleboy. After a while NBC kind of figured it out. Props to them for being the first major media outlet to give us our due. For the rest of the mainstream media, maybe this can clear it up for you…..
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