• New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy”

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    New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy”

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    Last month we shared a rap video filmed by some hardos in Grafton High School and someone’s basement, and it was magnificent.

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    They’re called the Baker Cult, and unfortunately they took their videos down after they became Turtleboy famous. Apparently the leader of the cult (not sure which one) is a former valedictorian from the mean streets of G-Town. Some others in the group currently go to school there and got in trouble for filming teachers in class without their permission, and bragging about selling weed to their classmates. One of their mothers contacted us several times, asking us to take it down. She was a really nice, sweet lady so we’re not trying to blow up her spot, but we told her that we don’t take blogs down unless there are extenuating circumstances. Getting in trouble in school isn’t one of those.

    Anyway, we definitely made the right move keeping it up, because they made a new rap video and this is how it ends:

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    Hey, it’s one word shitstains – Turtleboy. Get it right. Check out the new shit:

    Not sure if Grafton is the ideal place to shoot a hardo rap video about “running this town,” but they sure gave it a shot. They even found some graffiti

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    Some railroad tracks

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    And of course the most gangsta location of them all – the Grafton Gazebo:

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    So much hardcore shit happens at the Grafton Gazebo – 5 mile road races, movie nights, concerts, doggie dip day, and even farmer’s markets. Shit gets real, so you best come strapped.

    Anyway, I still take 860 Money Crew any day of the week, even though they hate Turtleboy too. At least those guys are grimy little boogers going nowhere in life. These kids are all probably going to WPI and have dreams beyond becoming world famous rappers. They’re not nearly as fun.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Linda


      Firsties byotch.
      You forgot about the Strawberry Festival there. If they still do it.

    2. Gunny47


      I might be profiling here but the Asian kid looks like the phone thief from a couple blogs ago.

      1. Matt


        I was thinking the same exact thing. Maybe “they” do all just look alike

    3. Talisman


      Hib, hab, hubba hoo town
      Slim, slam sukka poo down
      nome sane?

    4. April's Hopes, October's Heroes


      Are these hero hardcore gat-toting from the G High School kids? The voke staches and pubescent facial hair and high pitched M&M voices throws me off.

      1. Arielle Wales


        they’re the definition of stupid. They must work really hard to be that stupid

      2. April's Hopes, October's Heroes


        Wrong kind of April. I meant the months. A baseball reference.

        1. Light my fire


          Red Sox suck. No World Series win for them this year. Stupid to call it the World Series anyway when it should be called the United States Series or Americas Balls Cup or something.

    5. Gregory


      Do you like not understand they’re just having fun or?? Y’all are just a bunch of bullies

    6. Steven Stover


      I got a new name for these rap artists. Lil Phags

    7. Turd Burglestein


      They vape so I like them. I’ve got this killer grape flavored vape I’ve been hittin big time!

    8. DJ Turd Burglestein


      It’s a good tune. I would have spun it in a mix back when I was the #1 DJ in New England. Then I would’ve tried to burgle their turds!

    9. Tom jimbob


      If turtleboy was softshelled he would still be harder than these assmonkeys.

    10. WhiteCrackaGirl


      Gawd, I feel bad for their parents! I know kids reach an age when there is not a thing you can do to stop them from ruining their lives…BUT damn….lets be honest here. Either those kids snap out of this fast, or there is not going to be a pretty ending for all of these boys.

      Ya know, the music really sucks these days and I dont know how the hell some of this shut even gets airtime! It is not even music!! Music is something that is creative, inspiring, enjoyable…not this shit !

      Good luck to the families of these punk ass slime balls. Just glad it is not one of my 4 sons !

      1. scary larry


        yo these mans are just enjoying themselves so take a chill pill and hop off the ass

    11. NeilnBob


      This sucks, per the usual local hip-hop videos… but did you ever think these youngsters threw in the “Fuck Turtleboy” thing – and hell, maybe they made the entire video – so you’d write a blog about it and give them & their friends a good laugh!? If that’s the case, you predictably went for the bait.

      This blog has become so boring – have 3 or 4 people troll facebook all day and blog about the stupidest shit they find. It’s not that hard and it’s the laziest method for generating clicks. Why not hire a couple of real writers to focus on the political/socioeconomic stories that constitute real news and let the half-wits like SSTG and Feisty cover the facebook drama? A nice balance between the two would be ideal.

      1. BC


        You are 100% correct the entire point of putting fuck turtle boy in our video was to get him to write this blog lol

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