• New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets



    New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets

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    Slow news day, so here’s a guy from New Bedford looking to buy food stamps:

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    If you got any stamps, hit em up. Because his pit bull is running away from home because he’s hungry.

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    If not, then buy a Nintendo 64, because of course he has a stockpile of Nintendo’s lying around the crib:

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    Well, that’s one way to earn a living. Most people just, ya know, get a job. Others buy food stamps off ratchets and sell Nintendo’s from home. Keep keeping it 100 dog!!

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    1. TheRealZephyrCat


      About 15-18 years ago, the ritual was to bend the everliving fuck out of your hat brim. NFL players getting drafted would grab their new team hat and bend that fucker as far as it would go. It was pure shame to leave the house with a normal hat. Somewhere along the line ghetto trash started wearing their hats pristine EVEN LEAVING THE STICKERS ON THE HAT!!! I was amazed. Surely they were being geeky. But NOOOOO! If white studious Poindexter wore a hat like that he would have been beaten. But now that it was LaSquan or DeShaun or Marquis, and they also had their pants down to their knees….THAT”S STYLIN”!!!! Let everyone emulate the gutterslugs!!! What the fuck is next? Ask a ghetto-ite.

    2. TheRealZephyrCat


      Oh yeah, the story. Simple ratchet supply and demand. If there’s a degenerate selling food stamps simple logic dictates there’s a another scumbag looking to buy. Supply side economics for ratchets. And of course he has a pitbull! What else would he have….a poodle?

    3. ZephyrCat


      Hey Joel……if your reading this, hmu so we can hang out and vape.

      1. Turd Burglestein


        Never heard you use that line before bobbie. Goddamnit, my captive is still moaning….didn’t use enough chloroform. Guess you gotta use more for an adult.

    4. Yar


      Ummm if there are two things destroying the fabric of society it’s heroin and the Nintendo black market!

    5. Big Pussy, Not Little Pussy


      Crime was so much better for society when it was organized (by La Cosa Nostra-no flat brim loser caps there).

    6. WHATEVUH


      Just another shit-stain on the underwear of society

    7. gov. assistance odor


      Another parasite of America.

    8. Wtf


      Honestly is the ratchet grapevine has not informed all these morons that this is unacceptable and will be reported then they all deserve not only to be shamed repeatedly but put in fucking jail. I don’t care about over crowding , put these pussy ass fake gangster wanna bees in jail. Do it every time with no exceptions and it will stop. The same with every other fucking idiot thing they do , put them in the limited cages they deserve. And the ass fucks that do drugs pregnant, give them to a fucking creep to keep in a basement in chains. That will be their punishment and it will keep the pervs from kidnapping actual innocent people. And I am not saying just regular ratchets , the ones that involve children should be punished in ungodly ways.

    9. wabbitt


      Is it 1996 again? Who the hell has a bunch of N64’s laying around?

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