New Hampshire Rapper Tony DeYoung Is Threatening To Beat Up Any Woman Who Criticizes His Flow Because He’s All About The Money And Signing $5 Million Deal
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This is Tony DeYoung:
Tony is originally from Clinton but now lives in the cesspool known as Rochester, NH – AKA the Colrain of the granite state. And you’ll never guess what he does for work.
That’s right – he’s a “rapper.” And he recently released this profanity laced this track of some other local rapper rival:
Oh snap!!! Five million dollar deal for Tony Deyoung!! Must be his herpes infested groupies climbing over him while smoking blunts in his glamour shots that got him noticed!!
But the thing about being an artist is, you have to be able to handle constructive criticism. And there is no group of people that is worse with constructive criticism then up and coming rappers who think they’re about to sign $5 million deals. Let’s see what Tony says to some of this fans…..
Well, he seems nice. That’s one way to build a fan base. Maybe this guy should let Desk Girl take over his social media. At least then people will be bombarded with unsolicited stories about her most recent trip to the gyno instead of being threatened with a punch in the face and a demand for your address in order to do so.
Here’s another potential fan who thinks his flow could use some work….
Everyone knows that Tony Deyoung is only about two things – the money, and knocking bitches out. It’s common knowledge at this point. And if you disagree then he will demand your address so he can show you just how hood he really is!! Shit is REAL on the mean streets of New Hampshire!!
Don’t like it? Too bad, because this is the official Tony DeYoung motto:
It’s true. That’s why ho’s be clinging to him like he’s the free sample of the latest batch that Diego just cooked up in his basement.
Others disagree with this motto. For those people he will not only knock them out, he will also knock out their mothers:
Anyway, he apparently was invited on a local radio station yesterday, so obviously he had to get dressed up for the special occasion.
Those pants. Amazing. This is the same outfit I would imagine Vanilla Ice wears to Wal-Mart.
Anyway, this “radio show,” which more than likely is a pirate radio station that steals signals from legitimate stations, appears to be nothing more than a Jamaican guy and two of his friends on Facebook in a utility closet.
“I got other songs in the works right now.”
Oh yea, I can’t wait for the release of “I’m gonna knock out every chick who doesn’t mount me with while smoking a blunt.” It’s gonna be fire!!
Gotta love his response when they ask him about his standards for music:
“There’s a certain quality that Tony Deyoung demands right now.”
Because of this face doesn’t scream “quality”
Then I don’t know what does.
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