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So there is some baby Gramma drama brewing just over the border in the Granite State in a small town 99.9% of us have never heard of…Atkinson NH – a quiet town of just 6,700 residents. Where the fuck is that you ask? Well it’s just over the border of Mass, above Haverhill, Metheun, and Lawrence. So you knew eventually some ghetto domestic shit was inevitably going to spill over the town line.
Debra Desimone, who is an elected official as State representative for Rockingham 14 (whatever the hell that means,) also works three days a week as tax collector for the town of Atkinson. Since August she has waddled into town Hall two, of the three days, she works moonlighting as a tax collector with her 7 month old grand daughter and babysits as she “works”… but Debbie doesn’t see any issues with this.
We’ve all worked with a “Debbie.” The Angela of the office, the one who thinks she knows everything, the woman who talks about how all the other women in the office are dressed, she heats up fish in the microwave, and eats it at her desk. No fucks given. But wait, Debster takes it one step further. She also keeps a seven month-old CHILD in her cubicle! Because nothing says conducive work environment like a Goddamn infant at your feet.
Have you ever tried working AND taking care of an infant? Between the crying, the shitting, the feedings, the changing, the rocking? How does Debbie get any work done? She’s working in complex tax collecting and running a daycare. Did she get her degree at Liberty Tax?
Apparently all her coworkers are scared of Debbie. She does wield some political weight up in NH. Imagine if another of her colleagues tried pulling this stunt? They’d be escorted out faster than Debra scarfs down the donuts someone left unattended in the break room.
Debbie tells union leader: “I am her grandmother and I love her and I will care for her and if somebody has an issue they’re welcome to come to me and talk about it,” she said. … Oh yeah I’m sure any of your poor coworkers who are trying to quietly work all day want to get in an argument with Deb. Sure that conversation would go well in their favor.
Well not everyone is amused by Debbie’s Daycare. One person took a stand. Turtle Boy hero of the day goes to selectman Jason Grosky.
He is the only one who has the cajones to take on Big Momma. As he was quoted in the NH Union Leader:
BOOM. Thank you Jason! You’ll be going far in politics.
So after Debbie finally gets confronted about this in December by NH1 (4 months after she started her office nursery), the town starts to notice and they call a town meeting. The NH Union Leader interviews Debbie. Does she have any remorse on the situation? HELL NO. Debbie,who makes $27K a year working 3 days a week on tax payer money, ain’t afraid to be flaunting around in her $55K ride.
But being a state rep and a tax collector, Debbie ain’t got no shame in her game. See her post from her Facebook page from September. Debbie puts it out there.. She ain’t gonna give any fucks what you think about her
Then when Debbie gets interviewed by NH1 she pulls the biggest most privileged power move of all time. With this gem.
“This is not a unique situation. If you look back to the Kennedy days, he had his children in the Oval Office. Other presidents had their children and animals in the Oval Office. I have had her older sister come to my office since she was quite young and there has never been an issue. Other employees or elected officials have brought their children,” she said.
Are you fucking kidding me, Deb? You just compared your situation to that of the leader of the free world having his children in the White House? You’re a tax collector you aren’t Debbie Desim-Onassis. Note to Debster – they LIVED there! Yes, because babysitting your granddaughter is the same as having your family live with you on Pennsylvania Avenue. Next thing you know the entire Desimone family is going to be having a slumber party at Town Hall.
State Rep Desimone, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Representative , you’re no Jack Kennedy.
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