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No, I’m Not Paying For Your GoFundMe Wedding Because You Have A Sob Story And You’re Using The Boston Strong Logo To Make Yourself Look Like A Victim

No, I’m Not Paying For Your GoFundMe Wedding Because You Have A Sob Story And You’re Using The Boston Strong Logo To Make Yourself Look Like A Victim

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Saw this posted on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook page:

So this guy is using the Boston Strong logo in order to crowdsource cash for his big day. Was he injured at the marathon bombing? Let’s check out his story:

Tranlastion – “Blah, blah, blah, blah blah. Pay for my wedding. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”

If what this guy is saying is true, he’s obviously eligible for all kinds of public assistance. And as he points out, his fiance works. He was too cheap to buy a ring and he had zero shame taking his mother’s only wedding ring and giving it to his fiance. Meanwhile every other dude in America gets stuck forking over two months salary for a worthless rock that some Liberian kid lost a pinky for. But yea dude, you totally deserve our money.

How have men come to this? Where is this guy’s pride? And what kind of woman would agree to marry a man who has to start a GoFundMe for a wedding? Hey, here’s an idea – go down to City Hall and get married. Then you and her can go out for Espresso’s Pizza afterwards. Everyone’s a winner. Someone actually brought this up to him, and as usual Jamie was full of excuses:

Oops!! Yea, this isn’t 1917 dude. City Halls everywhere kind of have to be handicapped accessible. Ya know, because of the law.

People kept offering him cost effective wedding ideas, but as usual he had nothing but excuses for why he couldn’t do those either:

OK, so get married at your Mom’s house. Someone actually brought that idea up, but apparently it was too sensible because Jamie never responded. Because even though he’s broke, he still wants to get married where he chooses to get married. Why should he have to make cost effective choices when he can just beg strangers on the Internet to pay for his wedding instead?

The really fucked up part here is how he is trying to capitalize off a tragedy that took the lives of three people, and the legs and limbs of many more. Why else would he use the Boston Strong logo? Oh yea, because he’s in a wheelchair. And ya know who else is in a wheelchair? People who had their legs blown off in the marathon bombing. He’s hoping you’ll assume he was one of them and pay for his wedding out of pity.

Of course the bigger issue societally here is the fact that Americans put more thought and effort into their one wedding day than they do the marriage that will be with them for the rest of their lives. This is why half of this country ends up getting divorced. It’s just a stupid day people. It’s a formality. In your mind you’ve already made a commitment to this person. You’re just making it legal. Plus, it’s the 21st century. Everyone’s shacking up years before marriage, so we’re all living like married couples anyway. But because the wedding-industrial complex has to get their piece of the pie they prey off of the weaker and more vulnerable sex – women. Sorry ladies, but you know it’s true. You don’t see any shows called “Say yes to the tux.” Because dudes would never pay what you pay for a piece of clothing that we’ll only wear once. They don’t even bother trying to rip us off. But from day one they’ve been telling women that her wedding day is the most important day of her life. It’s not. The most important days are those that come after the wedding. Just sayin.

 

 

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7 Comment(s)
  • Wwy
    June 24, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    The Boston rainbow sox are not a symbol of strength,2 teenagers shutting down a city is not strong. Only Remy and his murderer son. Sick people.

  • Oralanal
    June 24, 2017 at 7:18 am

    I didn’t have money to get married either. Went up to Brattleboro VT, go hitched by a very nice lesbian with a whiffle then ate at a local restaurant. Want a huge wedding??? No money to pay for it?? Well BOO FUCKIN HOO! I want a new Corvette but have no cash. Maybe you guys can buy one for me!! Fuck off dude

  • Seamen Trebuchet
    June 24, 2017 at 6:40 am

    Trebuchet’s Rule #1 for Men giving a woman an engagement ring:

    always… ALWAYS… give her a CZ.

    Why? The reasons are simple.

    1. It’s a lot cheaper, and you can use the thou$and$ you save to buy yourself a cool drone.

    2. If she decides to take it to a jeweler to get appraised and then gets all pissed off it isn’t a real diamond… well, you know she was a gold digger and you just dodged a bullet when “she” dumps your ass for being “cheap”.

    No matter how you look at it, it is a win-win for the guy.

    • K
      June 24, 2017 at 8:35 am

      YES! Always buy a CZ because once you buy a diamond, your investment is gone! Nobody can tell the difference between the two by looking, only a jeweler with equipment might be able to tell. I bought a real ring with a nice setting and requested a CZ at the jewelers myself. My husband would have bought me a diamond, but I didn’t want money wasted. I know he wants me to be happy, I don’t need him to prove it by losing money on a stupid diamond purchase. Instead, we put money into our house and future. Everyone buys into what the diamond business is selling you. It isn’t that women are the more vulnerable sex, actually men also go along with this whole diamond and wedding industry just as much because they feel also feel they aren’t living up to societal standards set for them. If you are really together, you can be smart together and outwit the industry. We have been married 17 years now, were together 10 years at the time we took vows.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 23, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Does anybody know if this guy actually got any money?

  • jtw
    June 23, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    This is society’s fault. People feel entitled that other people can support their every whim. If he wants to get married than HE can pay for it. I spent $75 for mine. What a catch he is. Anytime people over advertise their various ailments makes me raise an eyebrow.

  • Phong
    phong
    June 23, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Brides family is supposed to pay.

    And if you have a PCA 2 hrs.day, Ins. would buy a chair.

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