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No One Has Ever Deserved To Die More Than This Chudstuffer Doing Wheelies In The Passing Line On I-91

No One Has Ever Deserved To Die More Than This Chudstuffer Doing Wheelies In The Passing Line On I-91

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Saw someone from Western MA share this video from Interstate 91:

No one has ever deserved to die more than that asshole right there. We get it dude, you have a HUGE cock. That thing has so much girth it’s got its own gravitational pull, and we all need to know about it. You’re such a hardo the way you have such callous disregard for your own life like that.

Look, I’m 100% pro-motorcycle. I look at them like I look at guns. We shouldn’t judge law abiding users of these legal instruments based on the actions of nudniks like this. But these are the kind of people who give riders a bad name, because this is the shit that the rest of us see on the regular.

Sure, they’re not always doing wheelies on the highway, but every single asshole who feels the need to break windows by revving their harleys at a red light should be taken out back and shot. Because the rest of us in cars have to abide by all these laws that limit the amount of decibels we produce. Not you though. You’re a badass. Laws don’t apply to you.

Here’s another thing I don’t understand. How come I can get a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, but riding a motorcycle is legal? If I get in an accident without a seatbelt on I’ve still got the windshield. You get in an accident on a motorcycle you’ve got the pavement. Not that I think motorcycles should be outlawed, I just think seatbelt laws shouldn’t exist so long as motorcycles are legal because it makes no sense whatsoever.

Anyway, I can’t even come close to reading the plates on this thing but it’s worth sharing to see if anyone knows who this asshole is. People like this should be arrested. It’s one thing if they wanna risk their own lives. I’m definitely pro-freedom and pro-death for them. But the fact of the matter is they can kill an innocent person just as easily. And for that, they gotta pay. Let us know if you recognize whoever the hell this chudstuffer is.

 

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • Steven Stover
    October 8, 2017 at 10:25 am

    When these clowns take their 600’s up to New Hampshire Motor Speedway on the twisty road race course they get their asses handed to them by a kid on a 125. Nothing fast about wheelieing.

    • Jim smith
      October 9, 2017 at 10:52 am

      Still don’t think he deserves to die maybe a huge fine and a loss of license but not a crime punishable by death we don’t even do that to pedifiles

  • whatevuh
    October 8, 2017 at 6:46 am

    People that ride like that have a name: “future organ donors”

  • CAPTAIN PISSFLAP
    October 7, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Keep it up, try to wheelie across a wet bridge. Or through an oily tollbooth. Put on your gopro and jump a bridge going up.

  • Alex
    October 7, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    I only like guys in leather and plus sized models.

    • chrissy is yesterday's news
      October 7, 2017 at 5:19 pm

      I see my troll has branched out to Alex :p

  • Alex
    October 7, 2017 at 11:40 am

    “the fact of the matter is they can kill an innocent person just as easily”

    Yes, like the idiot driver who’s shooting the video.

    • wabbitt
      October 8, 2017 at 3:17 am

      How do you know a passenger wasn’t shooting it?

      • Mike
        October 8, 2017 at 1:51 pm

        Um, because in America the driver sits on the left in a vehicle. That’s how we know a pasanger wasn’t shooting it.

  • Potential Organ Donor!
    October 7, 2017 at 9:59 am

    Potential organ donor here! Just hope the organs aren’t shit from too much drug/alcohol abuse!

  • Heather
    October 7, 2017 at 9:50 am

    I almost hit him on I90 yesterday when I was in traffic. He didn’t want to sit in traffic so he was driving between lanes. I went to switch lanes and he came out of nowhere. He’s a fucking toolbag

  • Street Sweepah
    October 7, 2017 at 9:17 am

    It’s obvious this dude is bad ass. That’s why he’s wearing a black tank top to show off his muscular arms.

  • bigdaddy
    October 7, 2017 at 9:10 am

    The seat belt law was devised to raise revenue

  • Stunt Penis
    October 7, 2017 at 8:38 am

    Personally, I encourage them to do lots of wheelies. The more wheelies the better. Especially at 90 mph. And, do more wheelies. Preferably before you have a chance to breed. That way the gene pool will be cleansed.

    • pro trump
      October 8, 2017 at 12:17 am

      lol agree we need a racial cleanse fire up the ovens

      • The Purge
        October 8, 2017 at 4:44 pm

        Racial cleanse? No. We need a cleansing of the human race in its entirety.

  • FA
    October 7, 2017 at 8:14 am

    This is already illegal
    What’s next, an article about someone not signalling on park ave?

    • The Wall
      October 7, 2017 at 10:16 am

      Hahhahhah. Best comment

  • BikerDude
    October 7, 2017 at 7:43 am

    How exactly would one go about arresting them? There is like a 110% chance they are going to flee if the cops try to pull him over

    • hahahaohreally
      October 8, 2017 at 6:30 am

      go to his home and put cuffs on him? it’s really not that hard. I mean, he doesn’t sleep riding his motorcycle, does he??

  • tngsucks
    October 7, 2017 at 4:54 am

    For a skilled rider this is not that difficult. It is not without risk, but what worth doing is? BTW if you don’t like seat belts just drive a car made before their installation was mandatory. Of course you have that steel dash as well as the windshield plus the non collapsible steering column. Then there’s the drum brakes etc. I’ve driven mine everywhere. Put me on your list.

  • Noseface
    October 7, 2017 at 1:02 am

    100% non-white. Guaranteed.

    • Matty blanco
      October 7, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Only a fukin racist trump supporter would say that…

    • pro trump
      October 8, 2017 at 12:16 am

      confirmed niggermonkey

  • IluvHarwitchportPizza
    October 7, 2017 at 12:44 am

    BEHOLD! “don’t understand. How come I can get a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, but riding a motorcycle is legal? If I get in an accident without a seatbelt on I’ve still got the windshield. You get in an accident on a motorcycle you’ve got the pavement”…INTELLIGENT life has been discovered on planet Earth!

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