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A Chelmsford school bus driver allegedly admitted to Chelmsford police he smoked marijuana before driving a bus to pick up students for a field trip on Tuesday, prosecutors say. In Lowell District Court on Tuesday, Ali Mahfuz, 63, of Nashua, New Hampshire, was released on personal recognizance after pleading not guilty to charges of operating under the influence of drugs (marijuana), operating negligently as to endanger and reckless endangerment.”
What up, gangstaa! I see you, Ali.
I want to play devil’s advocate here for a minute: can you imagine having to drive 60-70 doucheflakes around all day while they scream, swear, throw shit around, and turn the back of your bus into something akin to Amateur Tuesday’s at Mac 2’s in boogeydown Billerica? I can understand needing something to take the edge off just to be able to concentrate on the road. But then again, he’s getting paid (handsomely) for this shit, and he signed up for it, so… suck it up, Buttercup, and don’t do stupid shit.
“Chelmsford Police Chief James Spinney said early Tuesday morning that police were called by school administrators to speak to several high school students who reported to a teacher there was a “strange odor” in the bus they were taking on a field trip.
The teacher notified the principal who boarded the bus with other administrators and could “clearly smell the odor of marijuana,” Spinney said.”
C’mon… these kids were straight up playing dumb. “Uh, Mrs. Smith, the bus smells funny, kinda like a skunk!” Little Johnny sure as hell knew that was some dank shit; don’t be a bitch, Johnny. These kids ratted poor Ali out most likely because he didn’t invite them to hit the spliff with him. Snitches get stitches, kiddos, even in Chelmsford.
Ali is now out of a job, obviously, and he’s burned the last bridge in the school bus world. If you’re unfamiliar with the innerworkings of the school bus industry in Massachusetts, (I mean, who isn’t?) North Reading Transportation, which is NOT based out of North Reading, but instead, Methuen, is like the Dunkin Donuts of the school bus world. Seriously, check out their FB reviews:
They hire all the rejects the other companies wouldn’t touch with your grandma’s 6’ grabber pole: from the most inept skagbags and tools, to Pedosaurus Rexes that rape high schoolers on the bus and everything in between. If there’s an incident involving a school bus and/or driver, you can almost be sure it was NRT involved. Like this one, this one, and this one. And that’s just from the first page of Google. If your mini turtleriders are taking the bus to school in Eastern Massachusetts, you might wanna see which company is contracted by your school system. If it’s NRT, march down to your School Department and chant “HELL NO WE WON’T GO” and slap them in this face with this blog ‘til they offer you a safer, less smoky, less crashy, and less rapey alternative for Turtlerider Jr.
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