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Old Balls Says Janice Harvey Shoud Be Fired Because Of Magic Johnson

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When you think of Janice Harvey, does Magic Johnson ever come to mind? Well it probably should according to resident elder Telegram blogger Carlo “Old Balls” Baldino. They’re basically the same person except for all the basketball and the AIDS. Let’s see how Old Balls came to this hilarious conclusion:

“Her column used the words ‘color blind,’ which are as outdated as the word ‘Negro.”

Yup. Color-blind. Negro. Exact same thing. One is a derogatory racial slur designed to point out your racial makeup, while the other is a friendly way of saying that your race will not be held against you. Besides that though Old Balls is right on point as usual.

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Lisa, who married a Black man and has two biracial sons she successfully raised to adulthood, might know a wee bit more about racism than Ms. Harvey.

Ding, ding, ding!!! The “I married a black person” card. Old Balls’ favorite card in the deck. Since him and Lisa Dyer are honkies who married black people, they can’t possibly be racist. It’s really a brilliant idea if you want to be a flaming racist like Old Balls or Lisa Dyer. Janice Harvey on the other hand can’t possibly know anything about racial issues. After all, she never married a person of color. Get your shit together Harvey!!!

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Oh yea, and the fact that Old Balls has hitched his wagon to Lisa Dyer proves how badly the school system fucked up on this one. As you know, Old Balls is a delusional geriatric man who says funny things for our amusement. Literally no one takes him seriously though. Not even Joyce. He supports Dyer, but not Harvey. Let that sink in for a minute. Old Balls is dictating policy in the WPS from his blog in Sutton. That’s what this city has come to.

The attacks on Lisa Dyer were combined with attacks on the Black school superintendent, Melinda Boone, who appointed Dyer to her position and defended her performance at the school.

 

So Lisa Dyer is the victim now? She was “attacked?” Apparently now when someone writes a racist email designed to humiliate a quality teacher, we can’t criticize them for this, because it is an “attack.” And what’s up with the capital “B” every time he writes “black.” Didn’t think we’d notice that one Old Balls? You can stop sucking up to the black community. You married Joyce – your credibility has been firmly established.

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You might not know this, but Old Balls used to be a teacher at North High back in the 80’s and 90’s. He is kind of obsessed with known racist Louis Farakkhan, and for whatever reason wanted to show his class a video of one of this guy’s speeches. Because when you’re that old and out of touch you don’t realize that no high school kid in America gives a fuck about a Louis Farrakhan speech. He was expecting to be transferred like Janice was because he was such a pain in the ass about showing this VHS tape that the ACLU got involved (back when it wasn’t run by a useless fat bastard). This is what happened to him though:

Instead, when I returned in September after the summer recess, they took my Honors classes away and assigned me the absolute worst class in the school—twenty-five 9th grade repeaters—for a double period at the end of the day, the worst time to teach a recalcitrant class. One kid was 19 years old and had flunked freshman English four times. He was 6’4′ tall.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So let me get this straight. Old Balls gets to refer to a bunch of kids as “the worst class in the school?” What makes them bad, Old Balls? Are there any students of color in that class? Because if there are, that sounds pretty racist to me. And why are you bringing up the 19 year old freshman who is 6’4″? Are you suggesting that he is some sort of…..savage? Why else would I need to know his height and age? Isn’t this the same bullshit your wife calls out Turtleboy about?

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Anyway, he was one of the greatest teachers of all time, even ask him:

This was supposed to be my punishment, but with my Tony Soprano personality it took two days before you could hear a pin drop in the classroom.

Yea, Tony Soprano was very tolerant of interracial marriage. LOL. This is the world Old Balls is living in. A world in which he is a magical mafioso teacher who takes the worst kids in the school and gets them to learn. He’s like Michelle Pfeifer on steroids. Even ask him.

So what does any of this have to do with Magic Johnson?

‘Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss…fired Coach Paul Westhead Thursday within hours of Magic Johnson’s threat to leave the club unless the coach was let go.’ If we substitute Dyer the principal as the coach, and Harvey the teacher as the player, the reverse happened. The player was let go and the coach remained.

Amazing. I wanna take a field trip into the mind of Old Balls. Is his brain just filled with analogies like this? It’s just so delusional, yet I cannot look away.

Of course, Magic was so good the Lakers gave him a 25-year contract, and the team won the NBA championship in his rookie year. Even though the team had Kareem, it couldn’t win until Magic worked his magic. I knew Magic Johnson. Janice Harvey is no Magic Johnson.

Translation – Magic was really good at baksetball, but Janice Harvey isn’t very good at teaching. Therefore Magic had the right to demand that his coach be fired, but Janice Harvey has no right to ask that her boss not publicly humiliate her by calling her a racist in a faculty-wide email.

I’ve never been in Janice Harvey’s classroom before, but I’ve read her work and she’s an extremely well-written woman. She could easily be teaching at a high performing suburban school, molding the next generation of Ivy Leaguers through AP Literature. But instead she works with Worcester kids who were not handed a silver spoon in life. This highly qualified woman has dedicated her career to teaching the most vulnerable and at-risk amongst us.

If we’re going to make NBA comparisons, let’s talk about LeBron James. Bron-Bron’s first stint in Cleveland was essentially what Janice was dealing with at North High. Incompetent management while working at a place that it seemed was cursed by God (Cleveland, North High). Bron-Bron is a coward, so he went and signed up with two other superstars to win not seven, not six, not five, not four, not three, but TWO championships in Miami.

Janice Harvey could’ve pulled a LeBron. She could’ve taken her talents to Algonquin, or Bromfield, or Sutton, or anywhere else. But instead she chose the old, crumbling Harrington Way Jr. High School, where she could work with the kids who needed her the most. North High was lucky to have her on board.

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But because our city is run by gutless politicians who stand by incompetent administrators instead of all-star teachers, North High students just got fucked over. But we’ve known since the beginning that all of this anti-cop, anti-teacher rhetoric from the Circlejerk has nothing to do with kids. It has to do with pushing an agenda, no matter who gets hurt. Guns in schools, principals getting assaulted, good teachers losing their jobs. The hippies are cool with all of these things.

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24 Comment(s)
  • oneopinion
    hanginpossum
    June 15, 2015 at 10:30 pm

    I hate to say it but Carlo is principled and honest. Actually i’m happy to say it. You need to forget facts and hear him out and hope that he does the same because facts are more arbitrary and opinion-based when you deal with theseolks. Let me explain, to some folks a fact can mean anything and therefore interpretations of said facts become very interesting. Ifi vould chose a better way of saying it i would but facts are “black and white,” they areunequivocal.

    What i do like about him is that he believes everything that he says. I dont think that he would make a major philosophical switch on the spot just because something.became more difficult to explain.

    I’m behind on my reading and oldie must have adressed this NAACP story and i cant wait to read it.

  • G-Loveballs
    June 10, 2015 at 11:33 am

    Did Carlo forget to take his meds again? Tony Soprano & Magic Johnson comparisons in one blog? WTF is the T&G thinking with this guy???? So glad I’m not paying a dime to that rag anymore!!!!!

    • Devils Mouthpiece and Balls
      June 11, 2015 at 9:50 am

      It’s for your amusement. As long as it’s interpreted that way, it’s all good.

  • Spongebob Squareballs
    June 10, 2015 at 11:01 am

    I love how everyone has adopted an anonymous “BALLS” alias. LOL

  • Old Balls
    June 10, 2015 at 10:56 am

    You are right. I AM an asshole.

  • O the Humanities
    June 10, 2015 at 10:40 am

    Harvey is going to Gerald Creamer Center not Recovery

  • nick
    June 10, 2015 at 7:17 am

    he does say some funny chit. unfortunately, harvey will be at Recovery High School and not North but on the other hand maybe that is fortunate for the new Recovery High School. Either way you look at it, she has a job and the next move is hers. In the meantime, Stacey Luster, finds a nice paying position at WSU as Assistant Vice President for Human Resources, Payroll Services and Affirmative Action/ Equal Opportunity. I wonder how she will handle Sonya Conner’s antics? Can they reassin an Asst Prof to a recovery high school?

  • Old low balls
    June 10, 2015 at 7:09 am

    It’s funny because Boone is now taking credit for the police in schools being a sucess. Scumbags!

  • Realist
    June 9, 2015 at 6:39 pm

    I saw his dumb ass blog today and was hoping TB would jump all over this crap. It’s so well done I’m not going to go on my long winded rants. You hit this one out of the Ball Park TB, it’s like Fucken Batting Practice now. Please continue to abolish him and put him in his place when he throws his delusional crap out there. Look out though he’s Tony Soprano now. His famous words you can’t make this up lol.

  • AreYOUserious?
    June 9, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    A philosophy professor I had said that the scariest thing in life 100% belief in anything because the people who believe in something 100% are not open to any point of view that may be even the slightest bit different from their own. Take ISIS, Al Queda, Black Lives Matter, or any other terrorist organization and that’s their biggest problem. No matter how big the mountain of evidence is that is contrary to their belief they will find some way to discredit the source in their minds so that they don’t have to deal with the reality that their point of view is wrong. Old Balls is harmless and just spouts nonsense, but the Telegram is the problem for giving him a platform, no matter how small their readership is, to spew his hate.

  • carlton
    June 9, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    Did he mean he knew Magic as in personally?

    • Steve Gambone
      June 9, 2015 at 7:37 pm

      carlton the Carlo sentence after the quote is missing but Baldino even screwed that up. He said he was alluding to Dan Quayle but it was a spinoff of a Benson quote.

  • young balls
    June 9, 2015 at 5:09 pm

    I have said it before I will say it again Alfred E. Nieman and Madd Magazine have more Journalistic integrity and credibility then old Balls and his wrinkly balls blog

  • Frogshit
    June 9, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    I like the part at the beginning where he explains that if you don’t understand the tie between Janice and Magic you must be some sort of dope. Where the fuck does he come up with this bullshit? Bottom line is Janice made the bunch of fools look like that, just what they are. Now, to save face someone’s gotta get a dick slappin’. I hope the voters in Worcester remember this shit in November! Then Old Balls will call the entire City population racists!

  • WormtownorBust
    June 9, 2015 at 3:09 pm

    Carlo is wetting his diaper as all of you read this.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 9, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      And I’m willing to bet he just sits there enjoying the warm after glo with a huge smile on his face.

  • RSoxGuy
    June 9, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    More make believe stories for nap time with Carlo? The guy is obviously well into the late stages of Alzheimer’s.

    Hes just pissed Janice owned him in the comment section of her column on Womag. he was bragging about his 2 awards from some irrelevant dumpster and Janice slapped him with her 9. YES NINE! AWARDS from the same org Old Balls was bragging about getting 2 from. The Joyce came home to put him down for his mid after noon nap and grounded him from commenting at WoMag.

    Joyce is gonna be pissed when she gets home and finds out he found the keyboard in the closet again…

    • WormtownorBust
      June 9, 2015 at 3:11 pm

      I remember reading that. And after she pointed out her awards, he tried to back peddle and make it seem like winning an award from that organization was no big deal.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 9, 2015 at 7:54 pm

      I can just picture him sneaking around like a 6 year old at xmas time looking to find his parents stash of presents. Then with his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth, carefully taping the wrapping paper so nobody notices he was up to his old shenanigans again.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    June 9, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    You’re all welcome…..

    I know my son never makes sense, but you have to admit, his ideas give you fantastic comedic material!!!

    • WormtownorBust
      June 9, 2015 at 3:15 pm

      Next time practice coitus interruptus.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 9, 2015 at 3:19 pm

      Seriously, old balls use to get under my skin. Not anymore as his antics are brilliant humor. Keep it up old balls!

      Oh, and did I mention I called and canceled my T&G subscription explaining it was partly because of old balls???

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