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Our Newest Blogger Added The Brockton Dog Abusing Trashbag To The Turtleboy Sports Graveyard On Her Second Day On The Job

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Earlier today South Shore Turtlegirl broke this story about the Brockton ratchet who beat her dog with a broom on video until the dog pissed itself all over the kitchen floor:

Brockton Ratchet Recorded Beating Dog With Broom On Video Until It Pisses Itself, “Her Man” Says It’s Illegal To Share The Video And They Have Hired A Lawyer!

The video is pretty awful and enraging. Trigger warning extraordinaire:

That might be the trashiest trashbag of all the trashbags we’ve profiled on Turtleboy Sports. If not, then she’s at least Top 5.

Well, good news – she’s fucked:

“A woman could be facing animal cruelty charges in Brockton after a video surfaced Thursday showing her screaming at her dog and striking it with a broomstick multiple times causing it to pee on the floor. Brockton animal control and police have filed paperwork at court to charge Angelica Santosuosso, 32, of Taunton and formerly of Brockton, with animal cruelty.”

Brockton, Taunton, same shit. Taunton is just where assholes from Brockton move when they wanna be closer to the highway.

Meanwhile, South Shore Turtlegirl has been blogging for Turtleboy Sports for all of 48 hours now. It only took her two freaking days to add her first headstone in the Turtleboy Sports graveyard:

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We’re gonna need a bigger graveyard. Thank God that dog is far away from that menace. That’s impressive work right there. Took us years to dig the plots for some of the people on here. How many blogs did we have to write about Melinda Boone, Kevin Hayes, Tracy Novick, and Old Balls before they finally gave into the inevitable? Thousands. South Shore Turtlegirl did it with one stroke of the publish button. Some people are just born with Turtleboy in their souls.

P.S. We always take new bloggers to if you wanna submit something for consideration. You could add the next headstone if you find someone that needs to be taken down. See ya at the Raynham Wal-Mart Angelica Santosuosso.

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Double P.S. Every new blogger we’ve gotten in the last couple weeks is a woman. Chick writers now officially outnumber dudes at Turtleboy. Is it even possible to say that we’re not a family feminist blog now?

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • Dave
    October 21, 2016 at 8:36 am

    Heads up SSTG. Bob is just trying to get in your pants. Isn’t 1 asshole in there enough?

    • South Shore Turtlegirl
      October 21, 2016 at 9:20 am

      Assholes are like jello.

      There is always room for more and Bill Cosby endorses this message.

      • Georgewashington
        October 21, 2016 at 1:30 pm

        I think I’m in love.

      • gun toting toddler
        October 21, 2016 at 9:28 pm

        wow

    • BobnMic
      October 21, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      What did I tell you SSTG. Right on cue here it comes now in the form of Dave. Well look Dave – I just gave her fair warning to not be nice to me so she won’t be subjected to the likes of you. And that is attempting to get into her pants how again? You’re just jealous “Dave” because I know how to get along with people and you were born one gargantuan asshat…

  • WHATEVUH
    October 21, 2016 at 7:10 am

    My first thought after seeing this article was ‘you’d have to be pretty desperate to even want to fuck that chick’ yuck!

  • JoeMomma
    October 21, 2016 at 6:48 am

    Always room for more on the Turtle……

  • BobnMic
    October 20, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Again congrats South Shore Turtlegirl. I had a feeling I was not alone when I thought you are creative and innovating. I’ve been reading this blog since pretty much when it started so I do get a sense of what works and does not as well as other long time turtle riders I’m sure. Nice job and you are a nice fit with the rest of the staff. Break a leg…

    • South Shore Turtlegirl
      October 20, 2016 at 10:45 pm

      Boooooooob! You’re going to make me bluuuuuuush!

      Thanks dude!

      • BobnMic
        October 20, 2016 at 11:28 pm

        You are welcome South Shore Turtlegirl. Sandwiches I love. The taller and sloppier the better. More of a Cheez Doodle or a Cheese Twists guy than Doritos dude however. But I’ll admit Doritos are an excellent emergency back up plan in a Nor’ Easter scenario when power goes out and all of the Doodles and Twists are gone. As long as there is beer – all is well and the world is in harmony perfectly balanced and the Angels will sing.

        Small piece of advise. Don’t be too nice to me in here or this hater of mine will release the hounds on you in multiple forms. Don’t want to see that happen S.S. TG. I want to read more of your stuff and not see you maybe get derailed or discouraged by this one lunatic in 20 some odd forms. FYI…

        • BobnMic
          October 21, 2016 at 12:13 am

          Oh and one more thing I wanted to throw in here too to Turtleboy. And I don’t know if anybody else acknowledged it or not.

          This weeks podcast from WEEI I listened to. In that podcast Gerry Callahan from WEEI said either before or right after you came on that radio show that you were quote, “One of the best reports in New England.” He did not say any particular category of reporting. He said it in a general sense or all inclusive and that stuck out to me and I thought was a great endorsement. Nice job dudes / dudettes.

          Now that compliment I would not take lightly because most know that Callahan is a highly respected sports columnist for the Boston Herald. Proud to be a rider. Keep it up…

          • BobnMic
            October 21, 2016 at 12:17 am

            * “One of the best reporters in New England.” – ooops

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            October 21, 2016 at 6:55 am

            SHUT THE FUCK UP!

          • BobnMic
            October 21, 2016 at 2:34 pm

            You can keep a wishin’ and I’ll keep on a typin.’

  • Bill P.
    October 20, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    That is fucking awesome!

    Love it, TB! Keep up the good work!

  • Gilly13
    October 20, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    Sign up feisty,

    • Chip
      October 20, 2016 at 10:11 pm

      Don’t encourage her or bob to ever say anything

      • BobnMic
        October 20, 2016 at 10:30 pm

        I actually agree with this oddly enough…

        • Georgewashington
          October 21, 2016 at 1:28 pm

          Well fuck, now what?

      • South Shore Turtlegirl
        October 20, 2016 at 10:43 pm

        But I make a great sandwich….

    • Gilly13 going on minus 4
      October 21, 2016 at 4:08 am

      are you for real…sign up fiesty to write articles?…so ok then we can try and sift through where she fucking buys her scratch tickets…fucking where she goes shopping…what color of her fucking hair is…what color of her fucking eyes are…what car she is driving…the restaurants she goes to because she is too fucking fat and lazy to cook…put the mad hate on just about all turtle riders in here…ignore her 4 year old daughter who is starving…throw temper tantrums and hissy fits then blame everything on bob…ya…no thank you we are good with that one please…nice try fiesty to try and promote yourself you ignoramus under Gilly13…

  • Shellbell
    October 20, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Love it!!! Well done, SS Turtlegirl.

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