Earlier today South Shore Turtlegirl broke this story about the Brockton ratchet who beat her dog with a broom on video until the dog pissed itself all over the kitchen floor:
The video is pretty awful and enraging. Trigger warning extraordinaire:
That might be the trashiest trashbag of all the trashbags we’ve profiled on Turtleboy Sports. If not, then she’s at least Top 5.
Well, good news – she’s fucked:
“A woman could be facing animal cruelty charges in Brockton after a video surfaced Thursday showing her screaming at her dog and striking it with a broomstick multiple times causing it to pee on the floor. Brockton animal control and police have filed paperwork at court to charge Angelica Santosuosso, 32, of Taunton and formerly of Brockton, with animal cruelty.”
Brockton, Taunton, same shit. Taunton is just where assholes from Brockton move when they wanna be closer to the highway.
Meanwhile, South Shore Turtlegirl has been blogging for Turtleboy Sports for all of 48 hours now. It only took her two freaking days to add her first headstone in the Turtleboy Sports graveyard:
We’re gonna need a bigger graveyard. Thank God that dog is far away from that menace. That’s impressive work right there. Took us years to dig the plots for some of the people on here. How many blogs did we have to write about Melinda Boone, Kevin Hayes, Tracy Novick, and Old Balls before they finally gave into the inevitable? Thousands. South Shore Turtlegirl did it with one stroke of the publish button. Some people are just born with Turtleboy in their souls.
P.S. We always take new bloggers to if you wanna submit something for consideration. You could add the next headstone if you find someone that needs to be taken down. See ya at the Raynham Wal-Mart Angelica Santosuosso.
Double P.S. Every new blogger we’ve gotten in the last couple weeks is a woman. Chick writers now officially outnumber dudes at Turtleboy. Is it even possible to say that we’re not a family feminist blog now?
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