Back To School Special! 6 Pieces Of My Completely Unqualified F.U.P.A – Free, Unsolicited Parenting Advice
With a few days before labor day and September rolling in, for those of us with crotch fruit age 6…
Group Of Douchebag SJWs Brainwashes Kids To Attack Well Respected New London AP History Teacher For Teaching About Government Executions Part 1
I’m so fired up for this story I just read about and published on TB Daily News, which can…
Former Prisoners Celebrate Stabbing Of Corrections Officer In Shirley Max Because Prison Is Their Home And No One Can “Disrespekt” Them There
Souza-Baranowski maximum security prison in Shirley was locked down yesterday after a CO got stabbed by a prisoner. You…
State Rep Brian Murray Responded To Our Exposing Hadassah Series, Seems Motivated To Shut It Down And Needs Your Help To Do So
State Representative Brian Murray of Milford has responded to our series on the Gan Rivkah Shelter in Milford. He seems…
Tiverton Gouda Gremlin Gets Kicked Out Of Fall River Youth Football Practice, Makes Up Story About Baby Daddy’s Girlfriend Calling Crotch Fruit The N Word
This ghetto fupastar is Tashia Baker from Tiverton. She caused quite the stir with a post yesterday alleging racism…
Hogzilla Declares War On Chinese Restaurant, Why I Hated The First Week Of School, Kamala The Cop Tries To Get Back In The Race
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at Garage…
Newport Lights Hogbeast Lynda Andino Is Calling The Cops, The News, Her Lawyers And The DEA On Us, Just Might Be A Huge Ratchet Herself
Last week we had a run-in with white-trash trailer queen and professional meddler, Lynda Andino, whose face in the…
Rizzy The Wigtacular Billerica Rapper Got Arrested In Wilmington For Breaking Into Cars With His Backup Dancer Derek A Month After Getting Married And Divorced
Who remembers these spunk dumplings? Can you believe it’s been four months since we’ve last heard from Rizzy,…
The Day Before The First Day Of School Is What I Miss Least About Teaching, And This Video Of Principal Mary Pierangeli Reading MCAS Bar Graph Scores Is Why
Five years ago today I was getting ready for the first day of my 9th year of school at…
Westerly Jizz Weasels Leave Crotch Fruits At Home To Rob Family Farm Stand Despite Recent No Contact Order That Prevents Them From Being Together
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Westerly, RI is the most underrated dump town in…
Malden Police Chief And Sassy DTA Worker Each Cop Block Bitch Bio Josh Abrams’ Soul After He Tries To Film Poor People At The Welfare Office
Last month cop block bitch boi Josh Abrams swore that I would be arrested and/or charged by the Stoneham…
Oxy Goblin Leaves 15 Month Old Poon Polyp In Car With Windows Up While She Goes Shopping At Millbury Mall
WBZ: A mother is accused of leaving her 15-month-old child alone in a car Sunday afternoon at a Millbury mall….
Holyoke BLT-123 Native American Spirit Bat Needs You To Give It Money For Meds Because It’s Too Sick To Get Paid To Look At Dick Pics Or Send You Noodz
This is Halambisha Homma Faber from Holyoke. It goes by they/them, and enjoys grilled cheese, and sitting down to pee….
Pastor “F*** The Po-Po” Interferes With Worcester PD Investigation, Gets Tased, Goes Full Copblock Ratchet In Rambling Sentagraph Facebook Posts
This is Pastor Joe Rizzuti Sr., of Cornerstone Bible Baptist Church in Worcester. Be creepier, you can’t. That is the…
Asswipe Attorney Blames Chicopee Police For Charging Triglyceride Trap Queen After Arrest For Getting Kicked Out Of Burger King, Threatening To Kill Cops’ Children
Here’s your latest dumpster fire out of Chicoyokefield. Good lord, this woman is almost my age. That is a…
Hogzilla Destroys Haverhill Chinese Restaurant With Unverified Post Accusing Them Of Harassing Special Needs People She Was Supposed To Be Watching
One of the worst things about social media is the fact that it gives mobs of idiots the ability…
MC Dirty Sanchez Gets Busted Sitting In Women’s Bathroom Stall At Mall Of New Hampshire Listening To Women Drown Baby Seals On Porcelain Throne
Here’s another winner out of Manchvegas. Whoa, whoa, whoa….did anyone even ask him what he identified as before calling…
A Ware Love Story: Pube Donkey Husband Asks Every Teen In Town For Noodz, Gingervitis Wife Denies Everything And Forces Him To Get Shared Facebook Page
This is Juan Montalban and his wife Alexis from Ware. They recently got hitched after firing a couple fuck…
Lynda Andino Came On The Live Show Last Night With Her Sister, Who Called Her Out For Lying About Not Calling The Cops On The Gan Rivkah Center
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
OJ Simpson’s Fantasy Draft Was Slaughtered Like His Ex-Wife When He Drafted Andrew Luck An Hour Before He Retired
So this happened during the Live show tonight. Andrew Luck announces his retirement from the @NFL. https://t.co/PK9ADYBuOX — Indianapolis…
