• Central Falls Naked Chick Lied To Police And Actually Shot Herself  Playing With Her Gangbanger Baby Daddy’s Gun. SSTG Got Turtleboyed By Lying Hood Bunny And The Whole Office Is Laughing About It


    Central Falls sucks harder than I could ever imagine! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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    A Sordid Affair Of Gutterslug Love And Junkie Rage: Meet The Lesbo Cheesehogs From Our Raunchy Revere Ratchet Fight


    Bulldykes, junkboxes, and artificial insemination, oh my! This is Part 2 – See Part 1 here Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Aaron Hernandez’ Prison Boyfriend’s Lawyer’s Press Conference Was Amazing: Kyle Kennedy’s Prison Nickname Was “Pure” And AH Promised Him Lots Of Things In Exchange For Spooning


    Aaron Hernandez’ Prison Boyfriend’s Lawyer’s Press Conference Was Amazing: Kyle Kennedy’s Prison Nickname Was “Pure” And AH Promised Him Lots Of Things In Exchange For Spooning Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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    Arlington Public Schools Are Canning Elementary School Colonial Day Because Kids From Different Cultures Shouldn’t Have To Dress Up As Their Oppressors


    Arlington Public Schools Are Canning Elementary School Colonial Day Because Kids From Different Cultures Shouldn’t Have To Dress Up As Their Oppressors Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…

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    Video: Central Falls Hoodrats Shoot Mother Nursing Her Infant In Her Own Home – Police Take Down The Two Shooters –  While The Topless Mother, Covered In Blood, Is Rescued


    Just another day in Central Falls…. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Uxbridge Gypsy Church Vs. Fall River Guttermuppet


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Uxbridge Gypsy Church Vs. Fall River Guttermuppet Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants


    Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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