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Salisbury Chowder Pump Sexually Harasses Woman For Months With Offers Of Schlong Jelly Churning Videos, Turns Out He’s Been Arrested For Attempted Murder Of Ex-Girlfriend

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They Caught One Of The Queef Cakes Who Jumped The Guy Defending His Girlfriend On The Red Line And We Were All Wrong About What Town He’s From, Let’s Find The Other 3

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Mainstream Media Fails

North Andover Patch Urges Readers To Boycott Several Andover Businesses, Schools, Churches, And The Police For Being Racist In Insane CAPS LOCK Op-Ed

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Boy Who Competed In Boy’s Winter Track Becomes A Girl, Wins 2 Connecticut State Track Championships, Smashes State Records, Alters Team State Champion, Because….Progress

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Reader Emails

Email Of The Day: Fear Of Being On Turtleboy Keeps Me From Relapsing On Heroin, Because Public Shaming Works Despite What Butthurts Like Buttmunch Billy Shaner Say, 

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Smiles And Sunshine

This Video Of People At A Harwich Selectmen’s Meeting Reacting While A Woman Angrily Reads A Turtleboy Blog Out Loud Is Still My Favorite Video Ever, Even If It Got The Blogger Fired

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Hoodrat Heroes

Worcester’s Finest Coke Dealing, Chair Throwing, Account Sharing Deep Fried Crotch Nuggets Defend Shitheads Who Got Punched After Assaulting Cops And Resisting Arrest

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Hoodrat Heroes

Turns Out The Malden Muff Buffer Gay Hate Crime Victim Is An International Drug Mule Who Started The Fight And Might Not Even Be Dating Her “Girlfriend” Who Is Possibly A Hooker

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Hoodrat Heroes

Skizzmuff Fam Shows Up To Defend Honor Of Scrotumjuicer Who Was Selling Heroin And Stolen Guns In West Springfield Because He’s “One Of The Kindest People” You’ll Ever Know

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Strokey Sullivan Gets Caught Mid Pump By Angry Providence Dad Choking The Cyclops To Girls Leaving School While Inside His Car With No Pants On

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Podcasts

Why The Warren Cop Getting Fired Over A Meme Is An Attack On All Of Us, Hit And Run Killer Officially Becomes World’s Dumbest Criminal After Confessing To Manslaughter On Fox 25 News 

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Politics

Here’s The Rockland Bobbin For Boners Selectman Giving The Town Administrator The Sexy “Green Light For Dick Pics” Wink 2 Weeks After She’s Now Claiming He Was Sexually Inappropriate With Her

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