• Do NOT Call This Phone Number: 413-325-1764


    Do NOT Call This Phone Number: 413-325-1764 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    If Lavar Ball Was My Father I’d Join The Ballet Just So He Would Kill Himself


    If Lavar Ball Was My Father I’d Join The Ballet Just So He Would Kill Himself Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Turtleboy Live With Feisty Turtle Turned Into Turtleboy And Chill After Debate Over Uncircumcised Penises Tangent


    Turtleboy Live With Feisty Turtle Turned Into Turtleboy And Chill After Debate Over Uncircumcised Penises Tangent Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Chicken Bacon Ratchet Walks Off Minimum Security Prison Work Detail And Runs To Lawrence, Cops Raid Baby Momma’s Crib Looking For Him But Find Fentanyl Instead


    Chicken Bacon Ratchet Walks Off Minimum Security Prison Work Detail And Runs To Lawrence, Cops Raid Baby Momma’s Crib Looking For Him But Find Fentanyl Instead Want to advertise with…

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    Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops


    Ohhhhh you guys are going to LOOOOOVE this one. How many of us have had shitty babysitters? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    New Hampshire Chudstuffer Announces On Facebook That He’s Out Of Crystal Meth, Asks Friends To Smoke Him Up, Defriends Anyone Who Comments Without Offering Crystal Meth


    New Hampshire Chudstuffer Announces On Facebook That He’s Out Of Crystal Meth, Asks Friends To Smoke Him Up, Defriends Anyone Who Comments Without Offering Crystal Meth Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    North High Students Arrested For Assaulting Vice Principal And Female Teacher During Head Stomping Fight At MCAS Rally As Lisa Dyer Yelled “We Are Respectful Learners”


    North High Students Arrested For Assaulting Vice Principal And Female Teacher During Head Stomping Fight At MCAS Rally As Lisa Dyer Yelled “We Are Respectful Learners” Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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