Top 16 Mugshots Of Arrested Protesters Who Didn’t Bother Voting With Turtleboy Haikus
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Athol Ratchets Have Hired Attorney Dick N. Vulva Esq. To Sue Turtleboy For Calling Out Lies About Their Kid’s School
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Mass Teachers Association Led By Snowflake Medford Teacher, Organizing “Loves Trump Hate” Protest With Students So They Can Feel “Safe”
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Is There Anything More Emasculating Than Wearing A Safety Win Because You Don’t Feel Safe Because Your Candidate Lost?
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City Is Using Taxpayer $$ To Raze Councilor Sarai Rivera’s “Church” As She And Her Husband Hold Rally Against Racism And Hate Speech
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Turtle Rider Skating With The Bruins To Raise Money For Down Syndrome Babies Like His Beautiful Daughter Isabelle
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Trump Protester Blocks Highway, Gets Destroyed By Hippie Plowing Freedommobile, Safe Space Fails To Protect Her
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Mom Says Carjacking Suspect Daughter Was Victim Of Ginger Boyfriend With Legendary Man-Bun
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UMass SJW’s Are Dumping All Day Long As Part Of Campus “Shit-In” For Transgender Rights
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Thank God Maura Healey Has Created A Safespace Hotline For Those Of Us Triggered By Election Results
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The SNL Sketch Of White Urban SJW’s Watching Election Results With Dave Chappelle Was The Most Accurate And Hilarious Five Minutes Of Television
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The Patriots Are The Top Company Listed On The Official Donald Trump Resistance Boycott
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Worcester State Dean Sends Out Email For Grief Counseling For Students Who “Fear The Election Results”
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UMass Chancellor Says He Will “Reach Out To Student Trustee” Who Is Selling “Fuck Trump” Shirts That White People Aren’t Allowed To Buy
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Illiterate Ratchet Athol Mom And Stolen Valor Dad Keep Contacting Fox 25 News With Made Up Story About Son Getting Beaten At School For Defending Autistic Student
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White Natick Guy (Probably Lying) Says He’s Receiving Racist Notes From Trump Supporters Because He Has A Latino GF And Black Housemate
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Amherst High School Principal Is Excusing Students Doing A Walkout At 12:30 Over President-Elect Trump’s Fair And Democratic Election
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Anti-Bullying Activist Arrested For Assaulting Trump Support Who Said, “All Lives Matter,” Says Few Hours In Jail Cell Made Her Cry
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Fascist Protesters Illegally Blockade Kelley Square And Main Street Cuz Trump Won A Fair Election While Turtle Riders Feed And Clothe The Needy
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Hampshire College Put The Flag At Half Staff Cuz Trump Won, Students Then Burned It On Veteran’s Day
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