• Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts

    Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts

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    Editor’s Note: This photo is not really from Lawrence. But it might as well be.

    Meanwhile in Lawrence…..

    I guess that’s one way to get paid while you’re under house arrest. The picture came out blurry but it says she’s homeless with two kids. I had no idea you could be under house arrest if you didn’t have a home, but in Lawrence anything is possible. She’s still got nothing on the Burlington Fupaslug though. That chick is a legend, and is obviously doing much better than this sorry broad because she’s driving a 2014 Jeep and stuffing her face with Red Lobster like it’s going out of style.



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    1. Irishcurse

      You need a address and a phone line to be under house arrest. Lying cunt!

      1. Itsjustme

        Don’t you also have to pay for your own anklet?

    2. Bert

      That’s not Lawrence.

    3. Noseface

      Anyone else say to themselves “I would.”?

    4. Topturtlefan

      Cmon TBS…thats NOT Lawrence.Research much today??

      1. Wannabe

        At the top of the article there is a disclaimer that says ” this is not actually Lawrence but it might as well be” and that is oh so true!

    5. Jizzis


    6. They call me Ponch

      Looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost

    7. Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat

      Funny story aside from the cheap shot at Lawrence. How come you never really filled us in on where she is really from? That way we know which sheriffs department is actually to blame for allowing this to go on. Just saying.

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