• Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts



    Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts

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    Editor’s Note: This photo is not really from Lawrence. But it might as well be.

    Meanwhile in Lawrence…..

    I guess that’s one way to get paid while you’re under house arrest. The picture came out blurry but it says she’s homeless with two kids. I had no idea you could be under house arrest if you didn’t have a home, but in Lawrence anything is possible. She’s still got nothing on the Burlington Fupaslug though. That chick is a legend, and is obviously doing much better than this sorry broad because she’s driving a 2014 Jeep and stuffing her face with Red Lobster like it’s going out of style.

     

     

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    1. Irishcurse


      You need a address and a phone line to be under house arrest. Lying cunt!

      1. Itsjustme


        Don’t you also have to pay for your own anklet?

    2. Bert


      That’s not Lawrence.

    3. Noseface


      Anyone else say to themselves “I would.”?

    4. Topturtlefan


      Cmon TBS…thats NOT Lawrence.Research much today??

      1. Wannabe


        At the top of the article there is a disclaimer that says ” this is not actually Lawrence but it might as well be” and that is oh so true!

    5. Jizzis


      Would

    6. They call me Ponch


      Looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost

    7. Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat


      Funny story aside from the cheap shot at Lawrence. How come you never really filled us in on where she is really from? That way we know which sheriffs department is actually to blame for allowing this to go on. Just saying.

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