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This blog was kind of long so I had to make it two parts.
This is Marlone Carnielli of Maynard, MA.
He came here five years ago from Brazil on a student visa, which was only valid if he remained in school. It expired in 2015.
But being a student doesn’t pay money and Marlone likes fancy things like BMWs, so that he can do donuts in the winter.
Nor does staying in school make it easy to purchase motorcycles
And he likes to spend money on essential things like tattoos
Six Flags passes
Lots of vacations
Despite being here illegally he still has full access to great healthcare though.
Proving once again that the joke is always on the taxpayers.
So he stopped going to school, which means he violated his visa and is here illegally. This is why I’m not a “build the wall” guy. Because this is how the vast, vast majority of undocumented immigrants got here. They came on visas, overstay them, and blend into the crowd. A wall is a waste of taxpayer money and it won’t back an ounce of difference to stem the tide of illegal immigration. I’m fiscally responsible like that.
But the good part (for him) about living in Massachusetts is that undocumented immigrants like Marlone Carnielli can remain here without fear of being deported because local police departments don’t do immigration checks and don’t collaborate with ICE. All you have to do if you are here illegally is NOT BREAK THE LAW, and you can stay here. But Marlone has issues with obeying the law.
He’s been summonsed to court multiple time for surchargeable driving offenses because he drives like a douchebag and is a danger to law abiding people on the road. Prior to this he still had a license, despite being here illegally, but as a result of these repeated offenses he lost his license. Yet he still regularly drives his BMW regularly. He previously was summonsed to court by the Lincoln PD and blew off court, which resulted in the arrest warrant he was picked up for in May by the Maynard PD. The latest license suspension resulted in an unregistered motor vehicle citation and a speeding ticket.
This is Eliot Prisby of Maynard.
He’s a local SJW who owns a karate studio in town.
Evidently his business is not doing very well, and consequently he hates capitalism.
Keep in mind, he lives in one of the wealthiest regions of the state. To live anywhere near Maynard, Sudbury, Concord, Acton, Boxboro, or anything along Route 2 in between Shirley and Boston, is quite expensive. Median family income in Maynard is over $100,000.
So the “capitalism hurts my customers” doesn’t seem to hold weight. Especially since capitalism has resulted in them being able to live in one of the most expensive parts of the country.
And contrary to his tweet the recent tax break drastically helped small business owners, but he’s hurting because perhaps there just isn’t demand in Maynard to learn karate from a creepy manbunned SJW named Eliot.
Luckily this beta male is not the bread winner in his house so he doesn’t have to worry about providing for his children.
Eliot likes to make up lies about his customers disappearing, presumably because they got picked up by ICE.
But in reality, there just isn’t demand for karate lessons taught by a creepy SJW with a manbun.
Eliot evidently hates nationalism, jingoism, and other expressions of pride that we live in the greatest country that has ever existed. He also has a tendency of making up lies about ICE being everywhere.
He also doesn’t like it when police try to humanize themselves by doing lip syncs, because he would prefer if relationships between citizens and the police remain negative.
He tweeted this 3 days before Weymouth Sgt Michael Chesna was killed by an unarmed “brown kid” who hit him with a rock and then shot him with his own gun.
And he wants border patrol agents to be killed by putting them in wood chippers for doing their job.
Despite being woke and tolerant of people of color, Eliot has still elected to live in Maynard, a town that is over 92% white.
He likes minorities, he just intentionally chose to live far away from them. Maybe that’s why he’s not seeing them in his dojo.
But to alleviate the great guilt he feels for being white he often shares GoFundMe’s for people of color in order to prove that he’s one of the “good ones.” Like this one he shared last year for a Puerto Rican woman, who couldn’t speak English despite living here for ten years, and began a GoFundMe to open up a restaurant.
The restaurant never opened and no one got their money back. But nevertheless, he made a difference in the world by sharing a GoFundMe.
Eliot runs a Facebook group called, Maynard Welcomes You.
But as you can see by their rules, not everyone is welcomed. Kind of like building a wall on Facebook.
Particularly unwelcome are people who have radical opinions that people should obey the law, and choose to express this on his welcoming page. And in order to screen these bigots out you must first answer two questions.
Yes, that’s right, you must sign a petition promoting Maynard as a sanctuary city in order to join his group where all are allegedly welcomed. Makes sense.
If you voice an opinion that is contrary to his radical political philosophy then it means you are a racist and must be banished.
But the fun was just getting started. Stay tuned for part 2 coming in 30 minutes or less.