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Pawtucket Man Looking To Buy/Sell Food Stamps On Facebook

Pretty sure you’re not supposed to be buying and selling food stamps on the Facebook machine.

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Someone sent us this gem from a Patwucket ratchet. Pro-tip for gutterslugs everywhere – you’re not supposed to sell buy or sell food stamps on Facebook:

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Especially if your Facebook page is already riddled with shady posts about selling Jordans

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iPhones

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And cars

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Yup, that all seems legit.

But of course you’re not even ALLOWED to bring up the topic of EBT abuse. Because whenever you bring it up the PC patrol gets all fired up and chimes in with, “Yea, but what about out of control spending on corporate welfare!!!???” As if you can’t try to fix more than one thing wrong with society. Oh yea, and if we saw Wal-Mart doing shady things like this for the world to see then we’d probably call them out too. But this is the kind of shit that regular people see on a regular basis. And we’re just kind of sick and tired of watching our tax dollars finance these dumpster slugs.

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • Lola Bunny
    January 2, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    Shit I bust my ass to buy groceries for my family! I want magical free food cards, must be nice.

    • LLC
      January 3, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      Right? One day, I may implode on the 450 pound beast who bought Cheetos, FUCKING CHEETOS! & Coke with her foodstamps in line at the grocery store yesterday…

      She had her litter of obese (shocker) kids (Its was clear none of them had the same father. What a fucking surprise! ) with her & I assure you they have NEVER missed a damn meal. EVER.

      Wtf. Watch for me on the 11o’clock news.

  • Justice
    January 2, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Man oh man…I hope President Trump does something about this welfare fraud….especially those who collect welfare, but can buy $300 sneakers….and True Religion ghetto thug clothing.

    • Hugh Beaumont
      January 3, 2017 at 6:29 am

      Unfortunately it’s mostly all state supplied welfare. You really think MA will do anything about it?

  • MrSmiley
    January 2, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    I guess job job JOB is too much to ask nowadays….

  • Darrell Martin
    January 2, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    What’s shady about selling Jordans?
    Maybe you should try doing some responsible reporting?
    This man is a tradesman and a father and a damn good one too.
    This is slander.

    • Rochambeau
      January 2, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      Slander, huh? The only thing oral going on here is you trying to please a guy trying to sell an EBT card.

      • Buck Futts
        January 2, 2017 at 5:34 pm

        Tradesman eh? Lemme guess paving and seal coating like all gypsy “tradesmen”. Fuck off you Gopnik.

      • Jon Ainsburg
        January 2, 2017 at 5:35 pm

        He’s trying to “but” not sell. Fucking idiot.

        • Jon Ainsburg
          January 2, 2017 at 5:37 pm

          He’s trying to “buy” not sell. Fucking idiot.

          • Turd Burglestein
            January 2, 2017 at 6:32 pm

            Sez the idiot who fucked up the spelling of a 3 letter word in their post.

    • He Who Shall Not Be Named
      January 2, 2017 at 5:55 pm

      Darrell,
      Selling, soliciting or trading EBTs cards is illegal. If he was a “good man” as you said , he wouldn’t be openly breaking the law by soliciting federal welfare cards. Forget the other stuff.
      Forget your attempt to accuse TBS of slander, as what you’re (or he’s) doing with those cards holds a much bigger fine. I’d be more concerned about that.

    • mommysjustjealous
      January 2, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      no, it’s libel. unless it’s true. dumbass.

    • hahahaohreally
      January 3, 2017 at 3:08 am

      Its shady selling multiple pairs of brand new Jordans in different sizes. Sorry but someone who is “broke” doesn’t just have multiple pairs of brand new $100+ sneakers at hand to sell.
      Oh and “damn good fathers” don’t become grandfathers in their 30s…

  • Between the Riv and the Bed
    January 2, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    I bet most of these asshats (whose best traits ran down their mothers legs) are on disability too.

    I have personally seen gutterslugs in the good ol New Bedford area pulling out multiple cards !

  • January 2, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Fucking gypsy trash

    • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
      January 2, 2017 at 4:29 pm

      HEY!!! I resemble that remark.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 2, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    I wonder how much of this stuff is hot?

    • Slow Apocalypse
      January 2, 2017 at 11:14 pm

      Whoever disliked this eat a dick or get a sense of humor anyone who dislikes a joke is part of the PROBLEM not the solution…. Maybe an obvious joke but still a joke….I for one laughed

  • Rochambeau
    January 2, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    We shouldn’t require states to have a photo of a twenty-something year-old recipient on their EBT card. And we shouldn’t charge recipients when the ‘lose’ their card. Multiple times. And we shouldn’t have databases where police can enter the recipient’s information whenever they bust someone for possession with intent to distribute holding multiple cards from multiple recipients on their person. Definitely.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 2, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    I think the term ratchet only applies to the female gender, but if you’re alluding to him being a girly man that’s cool with me.

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