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Pawtucket PeachFuzz Wanksta Sends Us Video Of Angry Trap Queen Destroying His “Aspiring Rapper” Brother’s Bedroom, Doesn’t Seem To Understand How Things Work Around Here

Are we being punked, or what?

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Earlier today, we had this video sent to us by a Mr. “Johnny Drippington”,

and it’s the most ratchet thing I’ve seen all day – and that’s saying something.

Apparently, there is some trouble in paradise for his brother, a completely unknown rapper who goes by the most nonsensical letter smoothie I have ever seen – Soucy SouWap. Don’t ask me how to pronounce that – I don’t fucking know.

 

Apparently an ex girlfriend of Mr. SouWap’s became upset with him for some still-to-be-determined reason, and did this to his room:

 

That is one pissed off hoodrat.

I’m still not sure what set her off here, but she thoroughly destroys every last ratchet relic she can get her hands on in there.

 

She stomps on homeboy’s Playstation before dousing it in some sort of blue liquid – Hypnotic, perhaps? Kool-aid? All the while musing,

“People always hear that I’m crazy, yet they want to fucking test me”

, because of course this isn’t her first subsidized rental apartment destruction spree.

“You can fucking test me, I’ll pass a test every time, bitch. This is nothing.” 

I’m sure you can’t pass a spelling or psychological, but OK. I do believe this is nothing for you.

 

Then she kicks in the Bob’s discount furniture until it splinters into jagged pieces of broken particle board and dreams,

 

Gives his precious flat brim crown a toilet bath while cleverly calling him a “toilet head”.

 

Before proudly exclaiming

“trash ass n*ggas can sleep with the trash

“, while dumping a whole bag of garbage out on the Family Dollar bedding set.

 

 

Tosses the 40″ flat screen down the stoop:

….All with only one pant leg, in the snow.

 

Magnificent.

 

Mr. Drippington, had initially enlisted us to “help the video go viral”, because he clearly doesn’t have a good grasp on what we do here.

 

Yep, he’s THAT guy. And this is the best explanation he could give as to what the fuck is going on here:

 

Yeah, ok. Listen, pal, we all watched the same video here. This girl is definitely a nutjob, she admits it herself. And I looked her up,

 

She definitely registers a 9.5 on the ratchet scale. The way she’s bragging about a Royal Caribbean cruise, she clearly doesn’t understand that it is the dollar menu of tropical vacations.

But there is no way that she got so mad over some unknown hoodbooger who would rather smoke blunts and stutter over a beat his friend Deez Nuts made on fruity loops on his mom’s laptop than get an actual job “blowing up” and “not taking her with him”. That she committed that level of property destruction on camera. Take her where? The Gas n’ Go on the corner for some Garcia Vegas?

Your brother is whiter than the snow his Insignia TV got thrown in to, and dresses like the missing member of 80s gay icon group “Wham!” The only thing that is ever “upcoming” in Pawtucket is the first of every month. Please understand this.

And when I requested just a little bit more information out of “Johnny”, he hit me with this gem:

Whoah. Ok. Stop.

 

“Put like local rap artist deals with groupies”.

 

How about:

 

Who the fuck told this kid that we support jobless hoodboogers from New England’s salty armpit? This is not how any of this works, dude. Your brother is not a rap artist, and the crazy instaslam pig that trashed his shit is not a groupie, and you are not, nor will you ever, be my editor, because you can’t write past a sixth grade level. We are not compatible, Mr. Drippington. Your hobbies include blatant and inappropriate cultural appropriation:

 

Giving unsanitary looking ass tattoo  to unsanitary women:

 

Memorializing your “homies” with angel wing Photoshop and mangled English,

 

And generally being a fucking loser.

 

And your brother is not a rapper, he’s a jobless imbecile with similar pastimes and a somehow even stupider nickname:

  

 

This does not compute.

Let me make it easy for you, Dozie-Do Do-Wap, Bee Bop Zobippity Wop, whatever the fuck your name is. You are never, ever, ever going to get rich. It’s legitimately never going to happen for you. Let me demonstrate. This is your “music video”, which you released approximately 5 months ago:

 

It has 3,433 views.

This is a stupid fucking cat video, also released on YouTube, approximately 3 months ago:

 

It has nearly 3 million views. I know its probably not either you or your chlamydia-infested cock sounding brother’s strong suit, but try to do the math. You’re not winning here, kid.

 

Anyway, I’m still curious why this chick destroyed all over Bee Bop’s few worldly belongings, because I 110% do not believe their version of events. So, hey, Trap Queen, if you want to get a hold of me and explain what really happened, I’m all ears. I’m not going to put you on blast unless you prove to be stupider than the Wonder Twins over here, and I feel like that’s a pretty difficult feat.

 

 

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35 Comment(s)
  • Fuckkkkkkkkkk
    March 15, 2019 at 8:32 am

    You have to be really young to find this entertaining wasted like 3 minutes out my life readin this shitty ass article SMH

  • Fuck your feelings
    March 13, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Looked the kid up he ain’t bad why the hate ?

  • MRS TURTLE
    March 13, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Why did the rapper get put on the article I don’t see wat he had to do with it ? Girls crazy as we can all see . Hope the rapper keeps pushing to become something I like his energy

  • Thegoat508
    March 13, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Hey his music is actually good

  • Fucc Turtleboy
    March 12, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    This is the stupidest thing I have ever read in my life turtle boy get a life you queer. you might get ya top blown off just saying.

  • Rev. Ray Ray
    March 8, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    “Then she kicks in the Bob’s discount furniture until it splinters into jagged pieces of broken particle board and dreams,”

    Ironically, what makes Bobs Discount Furniture such a successful business is libtard states using taxpayer money by furnishing apartments for hoodrats and illegal aliens or any class of people libtards can exploit for votes. They make a fortune off this and it is the sole reason why they just opened up many stores on the west coast, like several in Commiefornia.

  • Kellen
    March 8, 2019 at 10:49 am

    I don’t think I’ve laughed this much in a while. Stupid cat videos for the win.

  • Fat Jack
    March 8, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Rhode Island sure is a depressing looking place to live. It seems that about 85% of it resembles Lawrence, MA in one way or another.

  • Johnny Bench
    March 8, 2019 at 8:45 am

    Me and the chicken think you guys look like fools in leather baseball hats. very silly

  • HeyNow
    March 8, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Another gem from BTC. You always make me laugh

  • Old Tom Morris
    March 8, 2019 at 6:18 am

    It’s going to be difficult to remove those purple drank stains from the bed linens.

  • Lt. Dan
    March 8, 2019 at 4:39 am

    Wow, so much ratchetness, so little time. That biitches ass looks like a deployed airbag on a 2004 Honda Civic. She’s definitely devolving into some kind of female T-Rex human hybrid, hunched over, kyphotic spine, flappy short arms, poor peripheral vision. I hope her taxpayer funded apartment has reinforced floor joists.

    Juice Box Soupy is proof that less is more, especially when it comes to chromosomes. Great look bro, the wardrobe from the Section 8 rack suits you well. These low life, low IQ dregs of society will be the first ones to expire when Civil War II goes hot.

  • The Boondock Saint
    March 8, 2019 at 3:03 am

    I’m not too proud to admit I got the clap once. Called my weiner Johnny Drippington for a month just to shame him into not making that mistake again.

    There’s no way that chick didn’t flat out butt-queef in your face while you were likely spelling something incorrectly on her lumpy ass. The Turtle doesn’t have time for this shit, but the riders do!

    P.S.
    Get AIDS

  • Hairy butt? Or poop
    March 7, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    The chick in the brown thong getting the tat on her ass, looks like she has shit in her undies, look at it, there’s a black ball lmao! Nasty I’m sorry

  • Southgigs
    March 7, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Listen, I was wondering. Can I ask you a question? Uh… was your father a meat burglar? Here’s why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress

  • Happy 2nd Bday
    March 7, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    I feel like UTB might ad well buy a couple scratchies after this one. I would imagine he typically has to wade through tons of ratchet fb posts just for the hopes of getting something worth blogging on. Nope, not this time. The whole thing was gift wrapped like a blowjob from your wife after she forgot your birthday. Pretty much like a paid day off. Well played. On top of that Franklin is in the slammer. What a day.

  • Grandmaster B AKA Bud Bundy
    March 7, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    Wow I’m pretty sure that kid is retarded When did it become ok for the n word to be thrown around so much? Isn’t that forbidden in the Facemachine? By the way if you could put up Bud Bundy as Grandmaster B please Y. Much appreciated as always bud

    • Y
      March 8, 2019 at 10:54 am

      • Grandmaster B
        March 8, 2019 at 1:15 pm

        Thanks very much Love it

  • WeRFucked
    March 7, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    “Then she kicks in the Bob’s discount furniture until it splinters into jagged pieces of broken particle board and dreams”

    It was a tough one to choose in this blog, but that’s the winner.
    Gold Jerry, gold.

  • kevins9iron
    March 7, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    That is the largest ass in proportion to waist that I have ever seen! Can you imagine getting trapped between those hams? Her arms aren’t long enough to get to her asshole to wipe it. Christ I’m gonna have nightmares.

    • Ozzy
      March 7, 2019 at 10:13 pm

      LMAO!!!!!

  • Veggie Cowgirl
    March 7, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Pffffft! I lived in the salty armpit for a very short period of time, thank god! Anyway, it is thickly populated with these types of ratchets.
    Oh how I wish I could witness these wankstas realizing what turtleboy is really all about!
    Pure BTC gold as usual!
    All hail Bristol Turtlechick!
    We are not worthy!

  • ButtNutz
    March 7, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Will everyone please stop using “butthurt?!” Its god awful!
    I’m all butthurt over it!
    No, but for reals!!! I hate it!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 7, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    That’s a trio of Shitstains if I’ve ever seen one. The brothers are destined for asskickings before long. As for her. Its gonna be a life of endless kids and section 8. She’s a Pig Bitch.. ” Oink! Ima kick ass! OinkI got a big booty! Oink! Gimme dat first of da month payout” Wanna bet both bros had thiere tongues in that booty?

  • Randall Guy
    March 7, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    But you don’t rank on people just for fun ever do you?

  • Nine Pin Nadia
    March 7, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    If that bitch gets any shorter and rounder she will be classified as a bowling ball.

  • Eobard Thawne
    March 7, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    SouWack looks like one of the Trotter brothers from the Attleboro projects. Cardboard “gangstas” .

  • Captain Trips
    March 7, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    I love watching ratchets fight.

  • Mom's Basement
    March 7, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    I don’t care how crazy she is. If that white boy pissed her off cause he hit it and quit it she’d have to burn his house down to earn back her cred. In the meantime she’s welcomed to blow off some steam in the basement. Got my own fridge down here and a bunch of drank with your name on it shorty!

  • Francis's Dad
    March 7, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Time to sober up frannie

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 7, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Uncle turtle turd profiting off the shame of those whom uncle turd finds exploitatable , just think you or somebody close to you maybe one of uncle turtle turds victems

    • TRUMP2020
      March 7, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      A little butthurt are we, Franklin??

    • kevins9iron
      March 7, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      Ah the victim card. Lighten up Francis.

    • Hi there Drew LebLanc
      March 7, 2019 at 9:54 pm

      Francis is the whiney bitch from Rehoboth, Drew LebLanc. Still hurt after getting raked over the coals, Drew?

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