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Turtleboy would be lost without the Ware PD Facebook page. It’s the greatest form of people watching that has ever existed. So we’re going to introduce a new game called “Ware rap sheet matching.” We show you a bunch of mugshots from the Ware PD page, you have to match them up with their crime. Here are today’s cast of characters:
And here are the crimes they were arrested for:
1. A&B with a Dangerous Weapon and Disorderly Conduct
2. Three Counts of Distribution of a Class A Substance (Heroin) subsequent offense and two Counts of Distribution of a Class B Substance (Crack Cocaine) subsequent offense
4. Driving stolen car.
5. Organized family drug dealing organization. Arrested for distribution of Class A, C, and D substances, as well as possession of a firearm in commission of a felony.
6. Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, A&B on a Police Officer
Now match them up….
Here’s your answers…..
A. 5. Organized family drug dealing organization. Arrested for distribution of Class A, C, and D substances, as well as possession of a firearm in commission of a felony.
This is what we call a Warren family reunion. Although the father still faces potential charges of possession of narcotics without a chin.
B. 4. Driving stolen car.
Kind of surprised by this one. I would’ve personally bet on DUI or heroin possession. The best part was the explanation in one of the comments:
When you can’t get your hands on a tent, you might as well take someone else’s car.
C. 2. Three Counts of Distribution of a Class A Substance (Heroin) subsequent offense and two Counts of Distribution of a Class B Substance (Crack Cocaine) subsequent offense
What a fantastic mugshot. This man is as Ware as it gets. Wife beater? Check. Five o’clock shadow? Check. Looks like he just got out of bed? Check. Refuses to even look at the camera? Check. There were some other guys who got arrested for the same crime this week who we considered putting into the quiz, but ultimately this guy had it all. These were our runner ups:
D. 6. Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, A&B on a Police Officer
This was the easiest one. That man right there has no problem hitting a cop. He will never leave town and he will always be the crazy drunk guy on Main Street who yells at schoolchildren.
E. 1. A&B with a Dangerous Weapon and Disorderly Conduct
This Ware legend got in a fight in the CVS parking lot, because apparently the Walmart parking lot was booked on that day. From the sound of it, you don’t mess with Tommy’s family when you’re in the mean streets of Ware!!
I know, I know. We all thought this was the guy with the DUI didn’t we?
But it was the angry chick the whole time. Would’ve sworn she was Assault and Battery with dangerous weapon. I wouldn’t mess with that chick.
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