Plus Sized SJW Ginger Model Fights The Patriarchy By Attacking Braintree Florist For “Sexist” Sign About Helping Men Get Lucky With Flowers
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It seems silly to even have to mention this but I’m an old-school liberal with tits. I felt the need to bring it up because the usual go-to excuse, from the radical SJWs, is that my opinion here is nothing but right wing, misogynistic, hate speech is pointless. You fucking people ruined my party. You’re ruining fun. You’re ruining creativity. Thanks, cunts.
A Braintree florist got put on passive-aggressive blast today. After all, that’s the snowflake way! It seems we featured the culprit in a prior blog. Not too long ago she was a hack model whining about Trump after he won. This chick is a beat scene:
Twice this skank has graced our pages. Twice.
Personally, I think the sign is funny. You know what happens when Mr. Turtlegirl comes home with flowers? He gets it in. Not because he expected, or even demanded, it. It’s because he was thoughtful enough to recognize me while covered in baby food, my hair all crazy, and folding laundry. It’s the same reason I get tackled when I find something thoughtful and spontaneous for him. It’s nice to be noticed when you’re in a long-term relationship. It’s a reminder that you’re special and loved while swimming in the monotony of raising a family. This florist has it spot on. Small somethings get you laid.
But to get shit from this woman? Really? The second picture is either a Playboy Bunny or a magician assistant. Talk about the double-standards of objectification!
Speaking of twatty pals – You’re going to LOVE Kelly!
“Why is it always about the man” asks Kerrin. Bitch, your entire failed career revolves around taking pictures of yourself wearing lingerie for the sole purpose of giving men chub.
Let me guess, this plus sized modeling is “for the women?”
Did Kerrin go in to the florist and have a discussion with the owner over changing the sign to something more gender fluid? Nope, she went in, bothered a hardworking woman, and told her she didn’t like her sign. Kerrin bullied the florist. When the woman laughed her off, Kerrin needed someone to justify her shitty actions. Of course Kerrin wasn’t at work on a Thursday afternoon because she’s privileged enough to use sex to pay her bills. God forbid another woman does it.
She discussed it on her turf so people will agree with her. I’d like to thank John for being logical. Kerrin is just as bad the Klan. If she doesn’t agree with it they should remove it. She’s a true fascist.
Let’s talk about rape culture. If you see a sign for a florist and think “rape” you should just take off to a cave and die alone there. You are doing a huge disservice to those who have experienced sexual assault. You cheapen their trauma. You do it to sound pious. Rape culture is the police asking what a victim was wearing that night. That question being asked in an effort to say she was asking for it. This sign is not rape culture.
You know what really cracks me up? Kerrin is all over the Internet soliciting attention through sex. A female florist has a sense of humor about flowers, equaling a pounding, and they shit on her? Are you fucking kidding me? How is that double standard working for ya, Tits McGee? You are not the word police. That florist has every right to crack wise, for the same reason you have every right to look like a whore online for attention.
But that’s really what this is all about isn’t it? Attention. Kerrin can’t get enough of it. She needs people to correspond with her online. She needs people tell her she’s pretty. She needs people to tell her she’s right. She uses flashy things like triggering signs and her funbags to do it.
The florist isn’t the problem here. People like Kerrin are.
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