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  • Plymouth Lurchbeast And Family Are Filing An Internet Lawsuit Against SSTG; Hire Vulva After Desk Girl Couldn’t Help Them Take The Blog About Them Down



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    A couple days ago we blogged about a spectacular Lurchbeast from Plymouth/Taunton named Charlene Zdanowicz. She stiffed her landlord out of $27K, left the place totally trashed, and was bragging about tropical vacations after she defaulted on the court mandated payments because she was broke. You can catch up on the drama here:

    One of the key players in the story was the momma of one of Charlene’s baby daddies, Paula Colameco, who started a GoFundMe to get new housing after no longer being welcome in the home after her son died. 

    Well, after the blog hit, we expected Charlene to come to her own defense, as most guttersluts usually do, when they are called out.

    Well, seems Paula was the one who took charge. She forgot about being jilted by Charlene in the past and fired back at the Turtle on the Facebook machine. The usual cry of Internet Lawsuits with poorly spelled words was deafening.

    She was unhappy, as people usually are, with the response on there so she decided to complain to us directly. Guess who was on duty when she messaged? Yep. Desk Girl.

    Adrian was delicious in case you wanted to know.

     

    Can you get your masters at a community college? Do they take psych appointments though the drive thru these days? I guess if she’s lying about her resume she’s probably lying about pretty much everything else. 

    *no dog was injured during the making of this response. 


    Desk Girl did everything she could when she came in the office to help Paula and Charlene out but we just laughed at her and kicked her out like we usually do.

    But Paula and Charlene weren’t happy with that answer and decided to take their complaints to the only attorney who has ever won against us in a “deformation” suit! None other than Richard N. Vulva! 

    Even Dick didn’t want to deal with them I guess.

    But after reading the correspondence between Desk Girl and the Lurchbeasts, we here at Turtleboy had an idea.

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    1. Paul Larson


      It seems to me most Liberal Democrats believe in evolution. Darwin is the scientist who introduced evolution and Libs hopped to it.

      Darwin wrote: “When a race of plants is once pretty well established the seed-raisers do not pick out the best plants, but merely go over their seed-beds, and pull up the “rogues,” as they call the plants that deviate from the proper standard. With animals this kind of selection is, in fact, also followed; FOR HARDLY ANYONE IS SO CARELESS AS TO ALLOW HIS WORST ANIMALS TO BREED.”

      So why do Lib Democrats support Obamacare? If you believe in evolution, why take care of “rogues”? Humans are animals, so why are we so careless as to allow our sickest humans to survive long enough to breed?

      Why not allow people the freedom to follow their own health care ideas, without taxing working people to take care of people who don’t work?

      If you believe in evolution, why feel sorry for people who are heading for extinction?

      Paul Larson

      1. Paul Larson


        To continue on this thought, while we are thinning out the “rogues”, why don’t we simply eliminate the sickest among us? There are many weaker “rogue” humans in society. My mentor built several evaluation and elimination sites throughout Europe years ago. We can begin using these now. They are at Auschwitz-Birkenau, Poland. The most famous and largest of all of the clinics because of its size and the large number of deviates eliminated within the walls of this eugenic camp. Others include, Belzec, Poland, Bergen-Belsen, Germany, Buchenwald, Germany, Chelmno, Poland, Dachau, Germany, Flossenburg, Germany, Gross-Rosen, Poland among others. There are also FEMA encampments across the US we could repurpose for this exercise. Once we have eliminated the weaker gene lines, such as the Moslem, Jew, Negro, Hispanic, Democrat, etc. We can go about breeding among the Republican stock and making America truly great in the mold of the actual Creator. If you believe in evolution, you must do this. Sig heil.

        Paul Larson

        1. Paul Larson


          I didn’t write the above post. If you Libs believe in evolution, why do you believe in socialized medicine? By the way, Hitler was a socialist, just like the coward who uses my name to escape being held responsible for his or her own silly ideas. SJWs just cannot tell the truth.

          Paul Larson

          1. Paul Larson


            Ignore all previous posts under my name. I am only responsible for the content of the next one. The regressive Democrat Woodrow Wilson, that spineless jellyfish, has been posting under my name and he made out with my prom date back in 1878. Mussolini admired him for it and Stalin had no opinion either way. What do they have in common? All were socialists.

            Paul Larson

          2. Paul Larson


            I didn’t write the first or third post. Yes, Hitler was a socialist. Most of his ideas were way out there. He wanted to socialize everything. National Socialism is essentially the same thing as Fascist Communism. Where he had the right ideas was when he sped up evolution. He weeded out the “rogue” genetically weak sub-humans. Hitler created the office of Master Evolutionist. The Master Race had been begun. Heir Trump will do well to activate the FEMA camps and begin the genetic screening to eliminate weak genetic lines. Mussolini would agree. The Jews are hoarding their jew gold. The Negroes are collecting welfare which is counter to a productive society. We must eliminate these weak genetics! The High Evolutionary demands it!

            The Real, Non-Coward Paul Larson

            1. Paul Larson


              I didn’t write the above post. As far as I am concerned, human beings evolved in Africa, and if you follow your family back far enough, we are all Africans. How many SJWs would come up with that idea? Probably none!

              Paul Larson

            2. Paul Larson


              I didn’-t write any of these posts. Well physically I did, but aliens had taken over my body so technically I didn’t. They’re gone now. Oh no. They’re back. So I am not writing this post either…….except the part before they got back.

              Supreme Dark Lord
              Paul Larson

            3. Paul Larson


              I didn’t write that. The true creation of man begins 75,00,000 years ago, Xenu headed the Galactic Federation, which was an organization of 76 planets that had already existed for 20,000,000 years. The planets were suffering a tremendous problem with overpopulation. Xenu’s draconian solution to the matter was to gather large numbers of people, kill them, freeze their thetans (souls), and transport the frozen thetans to Earth, which they called Teegeeack. The thetans were left in the vicinity of volcanoes, which were, in turn, destroyed in a series of nuclear explosions.

              Members of the galactic Federation eventually rebelled against Xenu, fighting him for six years before he was finally captured and imprisoned on a planet that today is barren desert. Within the “mountain trap” on this unnamed world, Xenu still lives.

              The thetans who were captured and exploded on Earth are the origin of body thetans. Each human has his or her own thetan, which Scientologists purify through auditing until the practitioner reaches a state of Clear. While a Clear’s own thetan is now free of destructive engrams, his physical form is still inhabited by body thetans: clusters of these ancient, executed thetans.

              Clears work with the body thetans through a system similar to auditing, assisting the body thetans to get past their own traumas, at which point they leave the Clear’s body. All body thetans have to be so processed before a Clear can reach the state of Operating Thetan, wherein one’s thetan is completely free of external limitations and can fully express its true potential, including operation outside of a physical body.

              Paul Larson

          3. nancy


            i dont get it. does she really think that this is a real lawyer?

    2. Buck Futts


      Christallmighty, the court of public opinion and their perception of reality here is terrifying. These townies are like a timebomb to civility, they should be socially ostracized at every opportunity in any venue.
      Good job turtleboy.

    3. juror seven esq.


      My brain hurts after reading all this. My take away is that Paula has a daughter. The daughter had a boyfriend that had an ex and the poor bastard died at the home of the ex. My first thought was I hope they got the shoes on the right feet after they got the departed out of the rack. This seems so Nelson Rockefeller. Doing the mattress mambo with the ex and has the big one. Like I said, my brain hurts when I realize how dumb people can be.

    4. wtatnuckgangsta


      Can we nickname Desk Girl “THE WALL”? She’s like border patrol for TBS protecting writers against the illegal immigration of stupidity. Insults run off her like a wetback errr duck. I’m in love…but not like a women loves a women. I don’t scissor.

      1. wtatnuckgangsta


        water off a duck. Shit I blew that one. Fuckin wine. This week got to me.

    5. nancy


      i dont get it. does she really think that this is a real lawyer?

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