Poopface NESN Anchor Who Was Fired From Previous Job Gets Rejected By Younger Woman, Tells Her What A Bigshot He Is, Makes Fun Of Her Looks
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A couple months ago NESN announced that they had hired a guy named Marc James:
NESN announced today that Marc James (@marcjames) will join the network as an anchor and reporter. James will start at NESN in June and initially will appear on NESN’s three sports news programs:
• NESN Sports Today — every night at 10 p.m. (or immediately following Red Sox or Bruins postgame coverage)
• NESN LIVE — weeknights at 5:30 p.m.
• NESN Sports Update — every morning from 5 a.m. to 9 a.m.
James comes to NESN from nationally syndicated CBS Sports Radio, where he served as a weekend and fill-in sports talk host for several shows, including “The Jim Rome Show.” Since 2012, he also has been a frequent contributor on the NFL Network’s “Around the League LIVE.” The western Massachusetts native has served as a sports talk radio host in several markets since 2004, including Fort Lauderdale (ESPN radio), Tampa (ESPN Radio 1040), Charlotte (CBS Radio 610 The Fan) and Atlanta (CBS Radio 92.9 The Game).
Apparently reading scripted highlights for a bunch of mid major market sports teams has given him the impression that he’s some sort of celebrity, and thus his chudstuffer is in high demand. Because this 32 year old man just got blown up by a 22 year old Northampton woman named Alyssa Labrie who has been trying to get into modeling, and from the looks of her Facebook page is a recent UMass grad who enjoys both art and theater.
Here’s what she had to say:
What. A. Loser. I feel for women, I really do. This is something as a dude I will never, ever, EVER have to deal with. As much as this would be a problem that I’d kind of welcome, chicks don’t throw themselves at me or most normal dudes. That’s why guys get married. But here you have this woman, who is trying to be professional and make it in this business, and she has to face a dilemma that I never have and never will – how to avoid hurting the feelings of a someone who has the ability to help or hinder your professional career, when that someone is trying to play bury the broomstick in my backyard.
Let’s check out the screenshots so we can see just how much this idiot over inflates himself…..
That might the most polite rejection I’ve ever seen. Perfectly stated. Any normal guy at this point says, “No problem, you got my number, give me a buzz if you ever need anything,” and then you move onto the next one. Welcome to life as a guy. Rejection happens. Deal with it.
But then again, I never entertained an audience of hundreds with my hot takes about the Tampa Bay Rays. So obviously he had to let Alyssa know JUST how alpha male he is:
Be more sensitive. You can’t. I must’ve missed the part where she said she was busier than him. Bro, she was just saying that so you’d leave her alone. She don’t want your dirty yogurt slinger. And instead of just telling you that she chose to be polite about it, and this is how you reacted. Sure, she could’ve just lied and said she had a boyfriend, but why the hell should a woman have to be in a position where she’s forced to lie? God what a fucking LOSER this assbag is.
“I was just trying to connect for a drink.” Guy, she’s not stupid. We all know what connect for a drink means. And quite frankly you look like the kind of guy whose drink of choice is a Roofey Coolata.
Finally she unleashed the beast on this dooshnozzle extraordinaire:
People who say “mic drop” when it’s clearly not a “mic drop” worthy situation, are the worst people on the Internet. You drop the mic when you roast someone. Not when you get rejected by a chick because your old ass reminds her of a the creepy dude from her Dad’s horseshoe league.
Network TV!!??? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bitch, you’re on NESN. This ain’t NBC. It’s a sports network that carries the Red Sox. The only reason anyone’s ever heard of you is because this chick just blew up your spot. You couldn’t possibly be more irrelevant.
Then he pulled this move:
Of course he’s only letting her know that she’s blocked because he wants to assert the fact that HE is the one in control, not her. Nothing insecure about that!!
What Mark forgot to mention to her is why he needed a job at NESN in the first place. Turns out he was fired from another irrelevant radio station in Atlanta for embarrassing both himself and the company by being a fanboy while on the job:
92.9/The Game morning host Marc James is out after 16 months but the circumstances of his departure are kind of murky. Why was he cut? There is a story floating around that James sought autographs from Mets players at a recent Braves game, the type of fan-like behavior sports talk show hosts and sports reporters tend to avoid. I am not sure how true this is but heard it from two very different sources.”
“Hey Mr. Bartolo Colon, can I have you autograph? You’re the only on this team older than me!!”
What. A. Loser.
As much fun as it is to make fun of this guy, he should be fired from NESN too. Dude needs a reality check pronto because his magical cervix scraper isn’t all he’s made it out to be. It’s completely unfair and unprofessional for him to use his limited influence in the entertainment industry to try to get this girl in bed.
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