• Portly Norwich Connecticut Bulls Fan Is Selling His Foodstamps Because He Got Reasons – Thinks Y’all Should Mind Yo Own Bizniz

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    Another day – Another flat-brimmed Bulls hat chudbeast selling stamps. 
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    Look at this portly queef: 


    He’s got the checklist of refined citezenship down – 

    The mirror-selfie still got my dick double-check:

    The Devil’s Lettuce Smoke Selfie:

    And the crown of douches everywhere: 

    Mike Boden, who may or may not be part frog, is just one of many riding the newest ghetto trend or stamp selling. 

    You would think by now these ratchets would say “I should probably not be taking advantage of the good taxpayers by exploiting benefits I don’t need” but we are just getting our roots planted in Connecticut. Maybe this dingleberry hasn’t heard of us yet. Who knows. 

    What I do know is that everyone of them has some kind of pity story. 

    You don’t know me. 

    I gots my reasons. 

    I got kids I need to take care of.

    It ain’t none of yo bizniss why I sellin them. 

    It seems he knocked up this fine specimen and the stamps probably aren’t even in his name. They are probably saving up for a crib. Yeah, a crib. Seeing that the two of them already have tons of kids that we are feeding, he should maybe put a hault to Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, and try boning with a prophylactic like the rest of us responsible amphibians. 

    Just sayin’. 

    South Shore Turtlegirl

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    Discussion

    1. Turd Burglestein


      What a handsome hardworking young entrepreneur. I really like that picture where he’s holding his junk. Mike, get in touch with me. I’d love to hold your junk for you. I want to feel a penis with some life in it as opposed to the feeble thing I pull out. Damn, I haven’t been able to attain or sustain an erection since the big war.

    2. ZephyrCat


      That picture where the guy is french inhaling his smoke…..I can do that with a money shot. Game, Set, Match!

      1. Z-Cat


        So Bob, is this the type of deft investigative skills you displayed in “the force”? Wow, so impressive!

    3. Stu Pidazzo


      Not sure that’s a Bulls hat, but certainly flat brimmed and dooshy.

      In my best ghetto- speak, here’s a likely reply from an acquaintance:
      Yo dats not evens a Bullz hat showz wut u now uz unejicated keep hiz name outya mouf

      (How did I do?)

    4. Spankster


      And of course his snuggle bunny’s name is Tiffany

    5. Brad


      If he votes democrat then CT will leave him alone. Heck, they may give him an increase in food stamps. CT is nearly $2 billion in the red and the politicians can only think about tax increases instead of cracking down on shit like this.

    6. Says it all


      Poseur “Blood” with a ten year old “West Coast Choppers” too.

    7. DJM


      That’s Metal Mullisha, more in line with white supremacists than say the Bulls. heh

    8. wabbitt


      I think it’s time to start locking up everyone in possession of a Bulls hat with a flat brim. Nobody of any worth to society has one.

    9. April's Hopes, October's Heroes


      New Rules:

      A – All Chicago Bulls hats sold shall be provided with a curvature of the brim. No exceptions or no sale. And if sale is completed, take off the fucking tags and stickers.

      B – Abolish Go fund me. No more. Get a job. That’s how normal people earn money.

      C – Allow transgender people. Allow them to go elsewhere.

      D – “All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention” – Vanilla Ice – “Ice Ice Baby.”

    10. Independent Thinker


      Due to the abuses taking place with the food stamp program, perhaps it’s time to eliminate the program and replace it with a surplus food distribution program. On Fridays, recipients can report to City Hall and stand in line while rations are handed out to people based on their family size and ages of children. If done properly, it will ensure that recipients are eating healthy and well-balanced diets instead of buying potato chips and sugary sodas. Eliminating pre-processed foods and encouraging people to actually do their own cooking will lead to a generation of healthier and less obese children, which was Michelle Obama’s dream.

    11. J doe


      You should do story about Jessica dessert. She was recently in the news for stealing sports memorabilia from her moms house and pawning it. She also stole soap and dog treats. She has also faked a pregnancy and birth and is stalking her so called baby’s father. She has told people the baby died but has told the father that it was born and he can’t see her. Smh look her up. It will be a good story

      1. Theabused


        I agree.. She needs to be exposed.

      2. #c*ntcake


        the jessica “cupcake” dessert should defiantly looked into, she has wronged so many people in the past year alone. i have names and info.. as does theabused,..

    12. Amanda


      If you’re so concerned, alert the government rather than reducing yourself to online bullying.

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


        Snowflake alert.

        1. Talisman


          Yeah, blogging about your opinion of ratchets engaging in criminal activity is online bullying, but calling the welfare fraud cops on them isn’t. Because government will jump right up and investigate these idiots. That way, they can lower the amount of local and federal tax dollars they steal from our paychecks every year to buy votes with. They like it when they lower their budgets and people that work for their money get to keep more of it.

          1. Meg


            What happens if they do both? Exposing the truth about the dispicable things being done by the lowest citizens in our communities…things that take away from hard working people; things that these programs were not designed to allow. But I firmly believe in sites like this. These people get away with the awful things they do, BECAUSE NO ONE CALLS THEM OUT!! So take your ?bullying” theories back to elementary school, and understand that as ADULTS this is not “bullying”, this is called “Holding people accountable” and that needs to happen on BOTH SIDES of the political isle! So while #Turtleboysports might look like they are “bullying” people, at the very basic level they are trying to fight for the rights and programs that WILL BE CUT if these scum continue to get away with it!

        2. J diddly doe


          So can we get that story about Jessica dessert or are you one of the many she has fucked? She not only fakes pregnancy and steals dog treats and soap and gets arrested but she also has sex with police officers in grave yards at night. She has told me this herself. Wheres our story? We demand our story

          1. South Shore Turtlegirl


            What???

          2. Mamabear


            I can’t find anything on her….does she have a different name??

    13. Wtfiswrongwithpeople


      They’re both heroin addicts, they been seeking their stamps for over a year now for drugs, maybe now they’re using it for the baby now that she’s about to give birth to the unluckiest child on earth can you imagine what that thing is going to look like?!?

    14. Ryan


      Legit am pretty sure the head of this news site is an ex teacher that diddled kids in MHS. Idk how this exists still

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