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    Pregnant Junkie Wanted For Stabbing New Father In Fall River

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    There are so many pregnant junkies in Fall River that it’s really hard to tell them apart these days. I know it’s like a needle in a haystack but the Fall Reev Po-Po need help finding this one. Crystal McGee is originally from Brockton but is known to frequent Fall River. She’s six months pregnant and is mostly likely still on drugs. She is crazy and dangerous so let’s not do something silly like try and apprehend her yourself, k? 

    McGee and her boyfriend (already in custody) decided to stab Nate Harrison, a new father, in his front yard a few nights ago. In an effort to make sure this dangerous slag gets off the street the victim’s wife took matters in to her own hands and started a street campaign with Crystal’s picture. 

    If you see her call the Fall River Police at 508-676-8511

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    1. Mike

      Not bad for a herpotamus

    2. Yup

      Id still fuck her

    3. Threw Up in Vaginas

      Manny Mo for president. Make Fall River Great Again Manny!!

    4. A Gentleman

      Looks like those two will have to move into Crystal’s palace.

    5. Stabby McTits

      Stabby McTits, hard to tell from the pics but something tells me, she has a rocking body, big tits swaying and a swinging. If she could only get a brain transplant from a less violent hooker.

      When somebody irrational calls and says “meet me outside” you don’t go.
      “I need a place to stay until I get on my feet” from a coworkers??? Homeless shelter is that-a-way Jack!! This couple has to be a little fucked up to get into this situation.

      Hey look a crazy man on the highway with a gas-can and a machete, let’s help him out.

    6. They call me Ponch

      Where did this happen?

      Oh Yeah, Fall River.

      Sooo Dir-te’
      ( it’s pronounced Deer-tay)

      4 beer + 2 nips + acyclovir = would

    7. Axe Body Spray

    8. Stunt Penis

      I bet she’s really a ginger

    9. Just sayin

      I mean…. doesn’t anyone with a joint FB account kinda deserve whatever they get?

    10. Frank

      For the record, she grew up in Carver.

      1. lisa

        Yup, I went to highschool with her… She’s always been a shitbag. Carvers finest!

    11. Linda

      waiting strong for a part 2! There has to be more on this junk box!

      1. That Dude

        God I really want to cum all over her face & in her mouth!

        1. full testicles

          right! whitest teeth i’ve ever come across, that tongue could do some serious ball licking.

          1. That Dude

            I bet she could take my 8″ all the way in her mouth and still be able to reach my taint with that tounge!

          2. Sue

            Her teeth are so rotted and nasty.. they are far from white. They are Brown! Remember people photo shop. And those pictures of her are from 2009-2011. She looks like absolute trash now. Not even remotely close to those pictures. Her last name is Mcgee. Not Mello. She isn’t a pill popper she passed that phase long ago. She shoots coke and dope. Anyone who is saying they find her attractive needs to see what she looks like today, not when she was 15 lmao. The girl in the picture with her is named Jackie Gallant. She is another “Prize” I’m surprised there hasn’t been a story about her yet shooting dope and selling it all while driving around with her son. We all knew this was coming, just a matter of time

            1. Lisa

              Amen! At least someone has some sense on here!! I went to school with her and she DOES NOT look like she does in the photos!

    12. Crystal Mello

      Her name is Crystal Mello

      1. irony

        Understand the Crystal part ie. meth, the Mello last name must be a cosmic joke.

    13. Nikki

      Does anyone no how much time Crystal got sentenced to and what happened to the baby she was pregnant with???

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