Boooooyeah! Bye Fatlecia. Enjoy the clink!
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Unless you’ve been living under a rock you’ve heard about the asshole who shot the Golden Retriever puppy five times in Lakeville a few days ago.
Here, rock dweller, catch up:
Turns out I was right and Mark Vasseur was charged with malicious killing of a domesticated animal. Apparently the police spent several days trying to come up with a scenario that fit with Tubby McMurderson’s gun-happy, chicken-slaying, Cujo theory.
Seems he lied.
Really? What gave it away? The ever-changing story he kept telling the media? Dog scared his chickens. Dog ate his chickens. Dog lunged at him. Dog lunged at his wife. I got whiplash listening to him switch it up when I changed stations. That’s saying something because he doesn’t look like he moves too fast. Guess he doesn’t as fast either.
We were the FIRST ONES to have the sack to publish his whole name. For some reason the MSM refused to print, or even say, his last name. Well, SSTG don’t play that. I found out who he was and even the lemmings at Mass Live were forced to cite us.
Lord Jesus did the fire and brimstone rain down upon this enormous lump of angry cholesterol in the comments section of our blog. It was so epic I haven’t even been able to keep up with them. Some idiots have actually been defending his actions. Others blaming the dog owner because they should be impervious to having two puppies slip out the door. They should feel pretty stupid because the smart people are pissed.
Well, they should be. He actually went back in the house, got his gun, came back out and used the pupper baby as target practice. In all that huffing and puffing he didn’t once to think to call the Animal Control Officer to come and have the dog removed from his yard. I never say this about people but I hope his life is never the same.
I’m so sorry for the family that lost their little buddy. He was so clearly well-loved. I’ve been sending you good vibes along with the rest of civilized America. ❤️