• Ratchet Brockton Trap Queen Says She Never Tips At Restaurants Because She Didn’t Ask For A Waiter, Dumpster Fire Ensues

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    Brockton Turtleboy literally just spent the last hour at work sitting on the throne and reading the amazing commentary that is currently going on on the Brockton Hub Facebook page.  Seriously, if you have some time to kill and want a ghetto induced headache, head on over the Hub. It all started when this ratchet Brockton trap queen announced to the world that she does not tip her waiters and waitresses:

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    Translation – if Denny’s doesn’t let me tip with my food stamps then I’m not tipping at all.

    I don’t even know where to start. Might the most idiotic thing ever posted on the Internet. Let’s start from the top:

    I don’t go into a restaurant asking for someone to seat me, bring me my drinks, and serve my food.”

    Actually, yes you do. Because it’s assumed that when you go into a restaurant all of these things will happen. This is why you go out to eat instead of making your own food or going to the Tin Tin Buffet. Because you’re willing to pay more to have someone wait on you and then clean up your inevitable greasy mess.

    I have two legs and two arms that are perfectly capable of attending to themselves.”

    Yet you still went out to eat at a place where you knew that someone else’s legs and arms would do all the work.

    Let’s not forget you’re the one choosing to wait on someone for less than minimum wage.”

    Yes, waitresses do choose to work for $2 an hour, because it’s assumed in a civilized society that the customer will tip enough in order to surpass the minimum wage.

    “With all due respect I completely understand you work for tips, but you have to understand as well that us customers do not work to tip you”

    Yes you do.

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    People work their butts off everyday doing jobs that require more skill, patients, and energy than waitressing.

    You know what kid of job requires more patients? Being a doctor. You need patients to be a doctor. As far as needing patience though, I can’t imagine any job that requires more patience than being a waitress. Turtleboy has no patience, which disqualifies him from ever being a waiter. But I’ve seen how savages like Ceyhara Robinson (whose parents obviously put more time into coming up with some stripper hood rat’s name than teaching her manners) act at restaurants, and I couldn’t possibly do it without giving her the full Turtleboy treatment.

    After a long hard week and getting the bills paid, yes, some of us like to treat ourselves or take our families out for food. Not everybody has an extra $10 or $20 on top of a $100+ food bill to hand away to somebody who is willingly working for a poorly paying company.

    First of all, applying for food stamps isn’t “working.” Secondly, if you can afford to spend $100 on the chain restaurant of your choosing, then you can afford another $20 so that a waitress can make a living too. Thirdly, restaurants pay $2 an hour because they’d all go out of business if they had to pay more. Or they could just increase prices for everyone on the menu and factor that in. Instead they let the customer choose how generous they want to be. I’ve left a small tip before when the service was a complete abortion, and I’ve left a very big tip when the service was outstanding. That’s the cool part about tipping – it’s up to you to decide. But only a complete piece of Brockton garbage leaves nothing.Screen Shot 2016-05-31 at 9.05.29 PM

    Nope, instead you want to prey on innocent working people, hoping your smile and fake laugh gets you a few extra bucks.

    I can’t wait until someone recognizes her and spits in her food.

    The next time you catch an attitude and wanna judge someone for tipping small or not tipping at all remember that not everyone is made of money,

    Then don’t go out to eat.

    This post has over 2,000 comments and hundreds of shares. A normal person would take the comment down, bow their head in shame, and move on with their life. But when you’re a trap queen named Ceyhara from Brockton, you don’t back down. You double down:

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    As soon as the Olive Garden references and 100 emojis start busting out you know you’ve gone full hood rat. And honestly, the fact that she’s not ashamed just isn’t surprising. I mean, just look at some of her glamour shots:

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    Hey Ceyhara, maybe if you didn’t turn your eyebrows into an art project you’d have enough money to leave a tip at the Ground Round. Seriously though, what the hell is with these things:

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    Looks like that time they drew eyebrows on Uncle Leo and everyone thought he was mad at them. Or as one commenter pointed out:

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    Bingo.

    So what does our girl Ceyhara actually do for work?

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    Sorry Carla, but if her job involved a pole then she’d learn the hard way what it feels like not to get tipped. The fact that she works in home health care is kind of scary though. If I woke up to those eyebrows I’d have to assume that I was already in hell.

    As it turns out Cayhera is an up and coming singer. She’s even got a big gig coming up next week:

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    Editor’s Note: She is not really singing there on June 28. This was a lie. 

    Max Blues in Brockton is a REALLY upscale venue. Just check out some of their finest moments on their Facebook page:

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    Apparently it’s a rule at Max Blues Cafe that you have to have a big, fat ass and ALWAYS angle it directly at the camera while posing for pictures. Sure, it might look like it’s just the same four women doing karaoke every single night, but the Max Blues Cafe is where stars are born.

    Anyway, there’s been a million more posts about this post and a million more comments under each of them. Some are witty

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    Some are more up front

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    Some are off topic

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    Some are dooshnozzles supporting her

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    There’s no shortage of 100 emojis

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    But no matter what it usually remains civilized and everyone respect’s each other’s point of view:

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    Just kidding. It’s the Brockton Hub – a vast open wasteland of GED’s, broken English, and people who claim to be employed but still post 50 million times a day. City of Champions.

    Always tip.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. I Give Up


      I used to visit Turtle Boy to see what was really going on at city hall or find items of interest concerning life in Worcester. Lately this site has degenerated and become embarrassing to read. I don’t care about all of these low-life and usually very young losers whose Facebook pages the turtle seems to spend endless hours pouring over. Turtle Boy-Grow up and learn to spell and punctuate.

      1. RJC


        Well said.

        Who gives a damn about this person. What bothers me more is that some high profile celebrities are bad tippers or don’t tip at all. They have the money.

        1. Turtleboy


          We literally wrote about a city issue this morning and did a big steamy expose on state corruption this weekend. Now we’re all having a good laugh at these trap queens. If you can’t sit back and enjoy it then you were never one of us to begin with. We recommend the huffington post

          1. Myles Long


            Tips or no tip, she certainly hasn’t missed any meals.

          2. Dom


            “What bothers me more is that some high profile celebrities are bad tippers or don’t tip at all. They have the money.”

            and just about every major news source and popular small blog has done a piece on celeb tippers…good and bad. See the 95,000 search results on google from 1997-present.

            Just about every news outlet, be it a mega market or small blog does human interest stories/ editorials. The mega markets focus on the big, viral, national stories … small blogs like TB Sports find the local shit.

            To expect that any news source, be it a network like CNN, MSNBC , FOX or small blogs like TB Sports and everything in between will produce nothing but news stories YOU are interested in is absurd. If it doesn’t interest you – hit the back button and move on.

      2. Sunday McLean


        Your verb “pouring” should be spelled “poring”- it’s ironic, your comment about spelling and punctuation.

    2. D


      I understand this “woman” is ridiculous and seems to have the IQ and comprehension skills of a potted plant. However this subject has been beaten to death over the last day and a half. There are much more pertinent issues everyone could be focusing on. Given the fact that the person doesn’t appear to be employed I doubt she is going out for fine dining on a regular basis.

    3. tngsucks


      A few years ago a waiter told me that they do not like to wait on black people because they do not tip. I was astounded so I googled it. Sure enough I found an article from Ebony magazine about black people being bad tippers. Must be true then.

      1. KJDS


        A table of all women can be bad, too – if the server is also a woman.

        1. wabbitt


          And if the women are ugly and the waitress is cute – she’s not getting shit

      2. Jay


        Yeah, that’s a common sentiment. They also have a reputation for being loud and rude .

      3. cocomom


        It’s an absolute fact.. They’ll shout “racism” ’til they’re blue in the face but it’s not racism if it’s true. Black females aren’t just terrible tippers, they’re horrible customers, period. Demanding, rude, obnoxious.

        1. Toyya


          Oh here we go!!! Another bright one with all the facts. Especially regarding race issues and how every individual that accepts the label of black does the same thing. As if, the color of our skin determine how we feel, behave, and think overall. Its so awesome how you can make such a comment so shamelessly. It really sucks that I’m not like you and I don’t just assume that all white people are racists that are the most insincere and prejudice people on the face of this earth. Shame Im not so intuitive like you. I can’t even conclude that you’re a freaking idiot. Because I’m a black woman I automatically don’t tip and Im demanding. I never knew that about myself. Like I could have sworn I always tip well simply because it’s common courtesy and just a way to support a person that’s doing their job. But thanks to Cocomom putting everything into perspective, I couldn’t have possibly been anything different than what she commented. As she so clearly stated, “it’s a fact”!!!

    4. Rachael


      Lmaooo I can’t even.. no use wasting ur breath on someone who’s head if full of hot air rachet ass females. Lmaoo

    5. KJDS


      I worked in restaurants for many years in many capacities. As a restaurant manager, I did my best to help my employees be good at their jobs so they could make money. Restaurant work is surprisingly hard – takes a lot of time-management and multi-tasking skills that not everyone has. If this twit had come into my restaurant and told her server she wouldn’t be tipping, I would have taken the table myself so that my server could concentrate on someone more deserving.

      Would I spit in her food? Never. Would she get anything more than basic service? Not at all.

      Fortunately, this kind of attitude was few and far between in my neck of the woods. Most people appreciate the job you do for them.

      I can’t believe how pissed off I am right now – yeesh.

    6. Benny


      I get what you tried to do here..she probably deserved it but you forced and made some very hurtful generalized comments that make you look like a prejudiced idiot. Like I said…she deserved it…the rest of us did not. Way to use all the stereotypes possible…u got lots of free time on ur hands and Im sure you have plenty of friends who are also just as dumb so whats ur point again??

    7. Jlew


      Because You can’t tip with an EBT card, that’s why!

      1. Von bulow


        Even thats no excuse as EBT stilll has ATM cash option. You can withdraw cash from ATM with EBT, and buy your oxys. And the medical profession is being blamed for the opiate crisis.

    8. ProfessorM


      This blog just made me lose my god damn mind. I sincerely hope that the next time she visits any food establishment that they recognize this trash and the cook treats her to a nice sperm sandwich with some French fried toe nail clippings. I’ve got news for you honey, if you walk into a DECENT establishment, and you inform the manager before you sit down that you have no intentions of tipping whether the service is good or not, most managers would lead you right back out the door. They don’t need your disrespectful, trashy money. I am so glad that I do not live in Brockton. I would be in literal fear of running into this girl and not being able to control my fists.

      1. Sunday McLean


        Yes. To everything you said.

      2. WPS: Unsafe At Any Speed


        Worcester is 8 months away from being Brockton. Visiit any Worcester Public School and there are 200 of these girls here.

    9. James


      Why don’t you stop stereotyping cause you sound ignorant and borderline racist. I don’t care what she said, the tipping with food stamps, “Trap Queen”, and “Ghetto” comments were unnecessary .

      1. Jay


        Nothing wrong with being racist nowadays.

      2. Bill P.


        I always find it funny when being accused of being racist. As if that’s supposed to stop me in my tracks and I should somehow self-reflect on what I’ve said because some dooshnozzle thinks he is so aware, and the accusation is transcendental.

        Nah.

      3. dom


        Fuck that .. any race can be a “trap queen”, “Ghetto”, or “ratchet” It takes a certain character of person to gain those titles.

        James, you sound like a shit stain, racewar instigating bigot. AND NO i dont mean shit stain because of the color. i say shit stain because of the reputation of shit stains… They’re unwanted, they smell, and the bad one’s permanently stain their environment.

        When was the last time you went all SJW on someone that walked up to a white person saying “sup snowflake”

    10. James


      And I forgot to mention “Ratchet” also might not be the best term to use when addressing black people. Unless you wanna sound ignorant and racist.

      1. Jay


        She is ratchet though. It’s a fact. And facts can’t be racist.

      2. Bill P.


        Nah, I wanna sound ignorant and racist, even though I’m not. But the fact you think I am pleases me because I know it offends you.

        And I aim to offend, beaaatch.

      3. GFY


        What, cuz black ppl invented using ratchet as an adjective instead of a noun, I can’t culturally appropriate that shit? Nah fuck that. If you want to stick to each culture using what they invented, black ppl can take peanut butter and we’ll take all the important inventions. How’s that for fucking ignorant?

    11. Bill P.


      And it’s always refreshing when the dooshnozzle who runs that show over there on the hub periodically gets on there and comments about how great an asset a group such as his really is, and that it is so diverse and beneficial to the community.

      LMFAO!

      Yeah, that trainwreck.

    12. Dada5000


      Years ago I worked in a popular Back Bay restaurant(named for a Police station that once occupied the building) that was popular with professional athletes. I was stiffed by both Shaq and Willy Mcguiness(2x,a complete a-hole). I do believe their is a racial motivation behind it but I have also been well tipped by everyday working black folks. Waiting tables is often quite stressful as overall you can have an idiot manager that will screw your job up more than a cheapass customer.

    13. PG


      How many times has Ceyhara ever been punched in her cock sucker??

      1. LOL


        I don’t know… but with the way she pops her cumgums, I’m sure it’s been a few.

    14. Del Griffith


      Apparently not enough PG

    15. GFY


      Black ppl just do not tip, it’s a fact, it’s in their DNA. I have a black friend, and when we go out to eat I bring an extra $10 to slip in for her part of the tip cuz she is straight fucking embarrassing. “Can I leave a 5 on this $150 bill?” Umm, NO BITCH

      1. PJChic


        I’m black and I tip so….I guess you’re wrong about the whole DNA exaggeration piece but I do think more black people should tip. It is sad that I tend to get bad service because of people like her. This is just the way it is and if they don’t like it then they should go live in Africa where you have to tip the police just to get basic help.

      2. Sunday McLean


        I have never thought of myself as a racist, but I am a long time restaurant worker. When you have data to back up what various ethnicities tip, it becomes a matter of statistics.

    16. BobnMic


      If you are not leaving at least 20% then you qualify as an asshole. The service industry is no walk in the park. It is hard fucking work.

      That line of work got me through college so I wouldn’t be burdened with excessive student loans. Not like these SJW asshole college idiot little pukes would have a clue about…

      1. Sal Monella


        I travel nearly every damn week and eat out in restaurants so much it is a chore. In fact I am in Nashville, TN right now and have to decide on a restaurant tonight. I wholeheartedly agree that if the service and food is decent 20% is appropriate.

        This morning I had to eat at a Waffle House for breakfast as I had to be someplace real early. Black kid named “Dre” took my order. Maybe 18 or 19. Dreadlocks, tattooed – looked straight out of the ‘hood. Very pleasant, well spoken, smiled, took my order. I had it in less than five minutes, it was great! Bill was $9.31 and I left $15. I would have done so had he been a 23 year old blonde with big honkers. I could care less if the person was polka dotted, just give me good service, good food and you get a good tip.

        This hood bitch is a disgrace. Probably brought up that way. I hope someone steps up and teaches her proper etiquette, manners, spelling and grammar. Or kicks her fat ass.

        1. BobnMic


          Seriously and what in the flying fuck of all known flying fucks is up with those scary eyebrows? Is this a thing now? Young chicks looking like fucking transtesticles?

          If I ever meet a girl looking like that there would be an immediate adam’s apple check. If that failed then an immediate exit would be imminent forthwith.

          “HELLO, MY NAME IS SALLY.” Low rasby voice can you imagine? Would not even finish my beer.

          1. BobnMic


            Back to reality. Sal, you had mentioned your travels throughout some of the worst hot spots in the world presumably in the military my best guess is. I’d love to hear more but I am not sure about everyone else on here.

            But what you provided in the last whatever blog was ten times better than any media source. And I did not forget that.

            1. Sal Monella


              Not military but work with them, agencies and others. Wyoming next week.

              I am so bored of the “news”; I don’t turn the TV on anymore. The TelePrompTer liars, well, are paid to lie. TBS is local, sometimes relevant but always entertaining.

              I run in circles big enough to know world news important to me and when to head to the fallout shelter. Soon, but not quite yet.

    17. Publius


      Ceyhara post ghetto. Is that how she talks to ? Sad if it is. And the misspellings.

    18. wabbitt


      I almost feel sorry for her. She’ll never get another drink that wasn’t stirred with the grossest dick in the place.

    19. Reddog


      Total loser. Thinks she’s better than everyone else.
      I noticed there wasn’t a single white person in the pics at Max Blue. The waitstaff and bartenders must not get shit for tips according to some of the comments.
      And people wonder why there are racists out there.

    20. Drylaw


      Does the Poopy kid perform at Max Blue?

      1. Large Poopy


        This is Little Poopys lost aunt.

    21. Independent Thinker


      If you don’t want to tip, then you shouldn’t be eating out in a restaurant. That’s how they get paid. Furthermore, if you stiff them, they are still paying taxes on a tip they never received, because a percentage of their gross sales are included as wages for tax purposes.

      You sound like the type who will stiff someone after they perform a service for you, and then pull the race card or say they discriminated.

    22. B. Pike


      When I was about 23 I worked as a waiter for Ruby Tuesdays. I can’t tell you how many times we spit and hawked lungies in those people’s food who came in time and time again and never tipped. We’d just smile away. And 9 out of 10 of those customers were black people. Good times back in the day.

      1. FiestyLawyerLady


        Damn, good thing I tip well then because I always thought the fear of this happening to my food was irrational…lol

        1. ProfessorM


          Oh no, not irrational at all! I don’t even want to tell you some of the things I saw when I was in high school and I worked at a pizza joint for six months. The cook had eczema all over his arms… If you sent your food back for any reason, he would scratch his scabs over your food and send it right back to you!!

          1. B. Pike


            LOL! That is awesome!

    23. Mytur Bn'drti


      Those are the eyebrows of Diabeedus

    24. Jack Hoff


      Who is the hooker looking bitch in all of the pictures. I wouldn’t tip her either.

    25. chris


      to be fair she can;t afford to tip she has tp spend all of her money on that ugly makeup job to hide her halloween mask of a face, the sharpie she uses for her eyebrows are probably half her paycheck

    26. Dee


      Hahaha this birch is talking about sneaking her own snacks into movie theaters. But she can’t tip her wait staff?!

    27. Annmarie


      Do you want to earn from home by working basic work using your desktop or laptop for 4 to 6 h on daiily basis, get paid 91 bucks an hour and get a paycheck every week and choose yourself your working time…yt99
      Then see this——- HomeBiz70.Tk

    28. CaityLee


      This is why I don’t like niggers. Niggers don’t tip, that’s a fact of life. Everyone I know that work in restaurants feel the same way. Every time a group of blacks walk in, no one wants to wait on them, and it’s because of niggers like this cunt rag. They’re all the same.

    29. David


      Come to the restaurant you stupid bitch and just watch how quick the owner will make any one of us wait on you. He would walk right up to you and say get the fuck out of my restaurant. You want to put this to the test just let me know.

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