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Brockton Turtleboy literally just spent the last hour at work sitting on the throne and reading the amazing commentary that is currently going on on the Brockton Hub Facebook page. Seriously, if you have some time to kill and want a ghetto induced headache, head on over the Hub. It all started when this ratchet Brockton trap queen announced to the world that she does not tip her waiters and waitresses:
Translation – if Denny’s doesn’t let me tip with my food stamps then I’m not tipping at all.
I don’t even know where to start. Might the most idiotic thing ever posted on the Internet. Let’s start from the top:
“I don’t go into a restaurant asking for someone to seat me, bring me my drinks, and serve my food.”
Actually, yes you do. Because it’s assumed that when you go into a restaurant all of these things will happen. This is why you go out to eat instead of making your own food or going to the Tin Tin Buffet. Because you’re willing to pay more to have someone wait on you and then clean up your inevitable greasy mess.
“I have two legs and two arms that are perfectly capable of attending to themselves.”
Yet you still went out to eat at a place where you knew that someone else’s legs and arms would do all the work.
“Let’s not forget you’re the one choosing to wait on someone for less than minimum wage.”
Yes, waitresses do choose to work for $2 an hour, because it’s assumed in a civilized society that the customer will tip enough in order to surpass the minimum wage.
“With all due respect I completely understand you work for tips, but you have to understand as well that us customers do not work to tip you”
Yes you do.
People work their butts off everyday doing jobs that require more skill, patients, and energy than waitressing.
You know what kid of job requires more patients? Being a doctor. You need patients to be a doctor. As far as needing patience though, I can’t imagine any job that requires more patience than being a waitress. Turtleboy has no patience, which disqualifies him from ever being a waiter. But I’ve seen how savages like Ceyhara Robinson (whose parents obviously put more time into coming up with some stripper hood rat’s name than teaching her manners) act at restaurants, and I couldn’t possibly do it without giving her the full Turtleboy treatment.
After a long hard week and getting the bills paid, yes, some of us like to treat ourselves or take our families out for food. Not everybody has an extra $10 or $20 on top of a $100+ food bill to hand away to somebody who is willingly working for a poorly paying company.
First of all, applying for food stamps isn’t “working.” Secondly, if you can afford to spend $100 on the chain restaurant of your choosing, then you can afford another $20 so that a waitress can make a living too. Thirdly, restaurants pay $2 an hour because they’d all go out of business if they had to pay more. Or they could just increase prices for everyone on the menu and factor that in. Instead they let the customer choose how generous they want to be. I’ve left a small tip before when the service was a complete abortion, and I’ve left a very big tip when the service was outstanding. That’s the cool part about tipping – it’s up to you to decide. But only a complete piece of Brockton garbage leaves nothing.
Nope, instead you want to prey on innocent working people, hoping your smile and fake laugh gets you a few extra bucks.
I can’t wait until someone recognizes her and spits in her food.
The next time you catch an attitude and wanna judge someone for tipping small or not tipping at all remember that not everyone is made of money,
Then don’t go out to eat.
This post has over 2,000 comments and hundreds of shares. A normal person would take the comment down, bow their head in shame, and move on with their life. But when you’re a trap queen named Ceyhara from Brockton, you don’t back down. You double down:
As soon as the Olive Garden references and 100 emojis start busting out you know you’ve gone full hood rat. And honestly, the fact that she’s not ashamed just isn’t surprising. I mean, just look at some of her glamour shots:
Hey Ceyhara, maybe if you didn’t turn your eyebrows into an art project you’d have enough money to leave a tip at the Ground Round. Seriously though, what the hell is with these things:
Looks like that time they drew eyebrows on Uncle Leo and everyone thought he was mad at them. Or as one commenter pointed out:
So what does our girl Ceyhara actually do for work?
Sorry Carla, but if her job involved a pole then she’d learn the hard way what it feels like not to get tipped. The fact that she works in home health care is kind of scary though. If I woke up to those eyebrows I’d have to assume that I was already in hell.
As it turns out Cayhera is an up and coming singer. She’s even got a big gig coming up next week:
Editor’s Note: She is not really singing there on June 28. This was a lie.
Max Blues in Brockton is a REALLY upscale venue. Just check out some of their finest moments on their Facebook page:
Apparently it’s a rule at Max Blues Cafe that you have to have a big, fat ass and ALWAYS angle it directly at the camera while posing for pictures. Sure, it might look like it’s just the same four women doing karaoke every single night, but the Max Blues Cafe is where stars are born.
Anyway, there’s been a million more posts about this post and a million more comments under each of them. Some are witty
Some are more up front
Some are off topic
Some are dooshnozzles supporting her
There’s no shortage of 100 emojis
But no matter what it usually remains civilized and everyone respect’s each other’s point of view:
Just kidding. It’s the Brockton Hub – a vast open wasteland of GED’s, broken English, and people who claim to be employed but still post 50 million times a day. City of Champions.
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