Ratchet Mom Of Racist Patriots Parade Fight Chick From Weymouth Ripped Into Desk Girl & SSTG For Causing Imaginary Suicide Leading To Imaginary Arrest For Violating Imaginary Laws
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Yesterday we published this blog about one of the ratchets involved in a fight that took place on a staircase at the Patriots’ Championship parade, right in front of horrified families with small children. The only person we were able to identify was 21 year old Samantha Tartaglione of Weymouth.
She’s the one who pulled the blonde ratchet down by the hair, only to get cold clocked and fishhooked by this woman beating bag of dicks with the gloves:
We simply pointed out how no chick deserves to be hit like this, but at the same time we hardly feel bad for a gutterslug acting like a gutterslug in public, especially when they’ve publicly posted stuff like this on Facebook before:
Anyway, it wouldn’t be a ratchet story if someone in the fam didn’t reach out with tall tales of Internet lawsuits and imaginary laws we violated. In this case it was Samantha’s mother Jeanie Mahon Mayhem.
Holy hair day!!!
You might recognize her from that one time she saved France from the terrorists.
And she was NOT happy about the post about her daughter:
We’ve seen a lot of people try to defend the sausage queens we’ve profiled on Turtleboy before. But I can’t seem to remember anyone using the “she graduated top of her night school class” defense before. That’s a good one.
Anyway, bunch of people have access to the Facebook page so it’s really a matter of who wants to communicate with the muff patrol when we get daily messages like this. In today’s case it appears to be South Shore Turtlegirl who stepped up and took one for the team…..
Momma Ratchet apparently didn’t care for this too much and decided to do a little Googling. She was quite proud of herself when she came across a VERY legitimate site called “Turtleboy Sporks,” which led her to the same conclusion that many morons before her have also reached – she knows who Turtleboy is. SSTG was like, “Why doesn’t anyone think I’m real?”
Then Ratchet Momma started lecturing Turtleboy about bullying. Because this is what you should do when your flesh and blood embarrasses the family by posting blatantly racist things on social media and getting into a fight in broad daylight in the middle of Boston:
Yea SSTG, didn’t anyone ever teach you in your “educational degree” that just because you tell black people you’re gonna “own” them, and you post pictures of black people hanging from trees, it doesn’t mean you’re a racist. That’s like, educational degree 101.
And can I say how much I love when people play the “you’re gonna force the person you just shamed to commit suicide.” Newsflash – we posted screenshots and videos of her public displays of debauchery. We did not seek her out and bully her. A video of her came across our Facebook page and we blogged about it. She sought public attention and she received it. She even commented on the original video to let the world know it was her:
Here’s an idea Mom. Instead of blaming Turtleboy for simple taking real things she did and posting them on our blog, perhaps you could point the finger at the two people who are most to blame here – you and her. She’s a 21 year old woman who obviously is all too familiar with being a public slobhog. And you? You’re the illiterate mother who made excuses for her instead of holding her accountable, and basically raised her to be a racist.
Nevertheless, Ratchet Momma persisted with her claims that her lovely daughter is not a drug addicts (don’t recall ever posting that she was) and how unbecoming of it that a Dudley teacher like SSTG would post stuff like this on the Interwebs:
That’s when SSTG reached her breaking point and handed off the conversation to our coffee bitch – desk girl. And desk girl doesn’t really understand what the fuck is going on most of the time, but generally tries to smooth things over. Let’s see how it went….
Wait……what??? Did Ratchet Momma just call desk girl a “super sloth?” Is that some sort of combination of a “super sluth” and “fupasloth?”
So many cards being played at the same time. Apparently this family should be given a permanent pass because Mom beat cancer. And I love who the racist posts were “taken out of context.” Because this is something that can be considered appropriate when you read it in the right context:
At this point I feel like she’s going to tell her daughter to kill herself in order to prove a point.
Oh yea, and if the first thing that comes to mind when you’re defending your adult daughter is “she’s never done oxys,” it doesn’t really sound like she’s got much of a resume to work with…..
Oh, and she’s apparently gotten in touch with local crazy man Gordon Davis, who once sued us for $153,000 for all the damages we caused his non-existent business and was laughed out of court by a real life judge a couple months later.
Sounds serious. VERY serious!!
So that was the end of that.
After that Ratchet Momma privately messaged this Turtleboy using her daughter’s Facebook page, which I’m sure Samantha was thrilled about. Another WICKED smart move on Ratchet Momma’s part…
Once again, “you don’t know what you’ve done.” Because this is all our fault. None of this is Samantha’s fault for being in the middle of a viral World Star video and telling black chicks she’s gonna own them like her ancestors did. It’s all Turtleboy’s fault. Plus, she can’t be racist and you’ll never guess why……
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! She grew up on section 8 in a very black neighborhood. Therefore it’s not racist when she posts stuff like this:
Because you can’t be racist if you’re a white person who lived in section 8 at any point in your life. Funny mom should mention section 8, since Samantha herself denies living on the assistance of:
It’s hard to explain away comments like this:
But Ratchet Momma sure did give it a shot anyway:
Oh I get it now. Samantha was just reciting the “I Have A Dream” speech on Facebook, when all of a sudden she went off on a brief tangent about owning black people. I hate when that happens.
Blah, blah, blah. I had cancer, so my daughter gets to be a ghetto dumpster. Nothing is ever my kid’s fault, and other people are to blame when she tells them that she’s going to own them because I had cancer. “Feel bad for me.”
Wah, wah, wah. Samantha had to tell those black girls that she was going to own them and hang them from trees because her defense was to “attack back harder.” Lots of normal Moms would use this sort of defense after their daughter embarrassed the family in a public setting. It wasn’t Samantha’s fault. Neither was the fight that the other people started in Boston. Because nothing is EVER Samantha’s fault!! Didn’t you know she has PTSD and had to move to Florida because Mom had cancer??
Uh-oh!!! Sounds like we could have an Internet Civilians arrest coming up shortly.
Anyway, something tells me this isn’t the last we’ve heard of this story. SSTG tells me that she knows who the guy is from the video who punched poor, innocent Samantha in the face. This story could just be getting started. All aboard the turtle!!
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