Rehoboth GoFundMe Mom Also Had A GoFundMe For Fake Gerber Servers, Her Hardo Dad Wants To Fight Turtle Riders, And She’s Hired A Lawyer With Her Boston PD Assaulting Friend
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Last week we published this blog about a Rehoboth mother who was trying to raise $3,000 using GoFundMe, so she could buy a car, get a job, and get her kid to daycare.
The problem that we pointed out was that she appeared to be taking trips to Houston all the time to visit some “fiance” chudstuffer down there:
According to her he paid for the tickets. Therefore it’s OK that she has no problem ditching her kid for months at a time while enjoying this guy’s special sauce.
We also pointed out that she had plenty of money to go to concerts
And her “fiance” was literally trying to get rid of a car while she was in Texas:
Oh yea, and one more thing – she’s posting these updates from Carver:
Carver is a good haul from Rehoboth. How’d she get there without a car? Weird.
Based on some Facebook posts we assumed that her mother, Melanie Lacroix, was watching the child while she was gone for months at a time in Houston:
But as it turns out the child was actually with the baby daddy, who has asked us to take the blog down. We will not. Either way, it’s a bizarre custody arrangement, and any mother who agrees to not have her daughter sleep under the same roof as her for months at a time while she’s out getting stuffed in Houston, is someone who is fair game for criticism.
Her mother also lives close by in Fall River:
So why can’t she help her out? Why panhandle on the Internet?
Anyway, Angelea was not happy about the blog, and updated the GoFundMe (which has raised a few hundred more dollars since we blogged about it) in order to clarify a few things :
So she lives in Rehoboth, which has no public transportation, therefore she can’t get a job. Yet she had all this time to pursue her own love interests in Houston, when she could’ve been looking for a job and a place to stay in Massachusetts.
This chick also qualifies for every form of public assistance available. There’s a million and one solutions for her problem. Begging for cash on a GuFundMe so people can correct your shitty life decisions should never be a solution for a grown woman.
Here’s my question – what happened if she didn’t break up with the fiance in Houston? The kid was just gonna live in Houston for three months and move back to New England for the next three months? Ya know who does something like that? Someone who puts the needs of herself over the needs of her child. Kids deserve to have a homebase. They deserve to have a set of neighborhood friends and classmates. They deserve stability. But instead this chick is contemplating moving to a different timezone for this guy’s choad:
Anyone who thinks it’s OK to fly a kid back and forth from Houston for the rest of their childhood because they can’t get over some childish love affair is a very, very selfish human being.
But wait, it gets better. This is not Angelea’s first GoFundMe…..
Yup. She raised money for breast implants too. But please, tell me more about how she doesn’t abuse GoFundMe’s for her own selfish interests. Lots of responsible parents beg the Internet to pay for their silicon gerber servers.
Normally we wouldn’t bother with a followup from a chick like this, but she came after us. She tried to paint us as the bad guy. Plus she did the whole Internet lawsuit thing:
Wait a minute – you can afford to hire a lawyer because a blog criticized your pathetic Internet panhandling, but you can’t afford to buy a clunker to get your ass a job? Awesome parenting once again.
Someone else noticed this, and as usual Angelea had an answer for everything:
So you can’t afford a lawyer, but you spoke with one who agreed to take your case. I’m sure that’s a real story. Definitely. But even if it was true, I’m pretty sure once the lawyer “takes your case” it means they’re gonna start billing you. Just sayin.
Then she started doing what lots of people we’ve written about do – play the victim by pretending to get harassing phone calls. She actually kicked it up a notch and alleged that “Turtleboy” was the one calling her:
Wait…which Turtleboy? My money’s on North Share Turtlebabe. She’s a real cuntmuffin like that.
But wait, it gets even better. Remember this guy?
His name is Shaun Pettey, and he was one of the 33 Nazis who was arrested for using violence to stop free speech in Boston. He was one of the most violent offenders and had a knife on him that day, which he attempted to use while assaulting Boston police officers.
But according to him he was singing peace songs with black lives matter protesters who also happened to be playing bongo drums, when a lone Nazi approached them and started macing him. Next thing you know ten cops were beating the shit out of him for no reason and he was unjustly arrested:
No mention of that knife though. Weird.
Anyway, in today’s episode of one degree of ratchet separation, Shaun just so happens to be friends with Angelea, and chimed in on her post about Turtleboy. And just like Angelea, he’s also spoken to a make believe lawyer about suing Turtleboy:
Yea, we should’ve gotten the “facts” first. Like the “fact” that Shaun Pettey was arrested by BPD for assaulting them while carrying a knife. Do you realize how hard you had to try to get arrested that day? Have you seen the videos? They could’ve arrested thousands, but chose to only go after the biggest assholes they could find.
But Shaun was there for his partner in shame, and they formed a mini-Turtleboy butthurt support group:
“I hope he gets a knife in the butthole.”– peace loving guy who was recently arrested for carrying a knife and attacking cops.
Look, we 100% judge you by the company you keep. If we weren’t convinced that Angelea Kelley was a trashbag before the blog, we certainly felt vindicated the second this chudstuffer jumped in.
And then there was Dad……
Big Daddy told his pumpkin not to listen to these little bitches:
And like any responsible grandparent, he started telling turtle riders to get their faces fucked:
Next up was the classic Internet tough guy routine of demanding your address, presumably so he can come to your face and compare the girth of his mushroom tip to yours:
After that he started sharing Communist propaganda blogger Red Danny Margolis’ blogs and whining about hos his friends “pussied out” by not “standing up against slandering and bullying”:
And he literally just shared the GoFundMe again:
Just a reminder that he lives with her. Sure, he could be a man and help his daughter out by lending her a thousand dollars. But of course he can’t afford that because he’s a broke, sorry sack of shit who has to share a car with his girlfriend. He’ll totally kick your ass if you give him your address though. That’s what really matters.
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