Back in June we inducted a slug rake from Ware named Kevin Blackmer into the Turtleboy Hall of Shame after he posted this about the Orlando nightclub massacre:
This guy was the complete nudnik package. He even gave himself the gang name, “Street Sweeper”
Because apparently “garbageman” was taken.
It also turns out he was a real Internet bad ass, threatening to murder people from behind a keyboard until the cows came home:
Well this anger, particularly against the LGBT community, started to make more sense today when someone he at one time apparently trusted, sent us these amazing pictures:
Sweet baby Jesus. Sorry, but if Turtleboy can’t unsee that then neither can you. Probably should’ve given you a trigger warning or something. But these pictures explain so much. This is the Orlando shooter:
He turned out to be a repressed gay man, which is why he killed so many openly gay people. I’m convinced that the only people who hate the LGBT community that much are closeted people within that community who hate the people who have come out of the closet because they can be themselves. The bathroom selfie is also a dead giveaway. Notice a resemblance?
So the lesson to be learned here is that the next time you see someone ranting and raving about how gay people are satan and blah, blah, blah, just remember that chances are they’re probably doing it because they hate who they are.
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