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Check out this story from the land of Tony Deyoung – Rochester NH:
Just in case there was any doubt, this hag wisely admitted to it on the Facebook machine:
Look Niki, your grown ass is too old to be running onto stages during Bonjovi tribute shows. This ain’t 1985. No one cares if you’re panties are ablaze over the sound of a guitar. Guys might’ve been impressed by it back when you were prime smashing material on a concert tour. But now you got grandkids and a pension and shit. The days of thinking it’s cool to grab a musician’s clothing expired right around the time your ovaries did. This pretty much sums it up:
Oh for fuck’s sake. She’s
Livin on Obamacare.She’s not a regular Grandma, she’s a cool Grandma. Probably why people saw her doing this during the show:
Good God. Keep those week old flapjacks in your Buck and Buck brassiere where they won’t hurt anyone. And quit pushing your way onto the stage.
You give shove a bad name!You’re embarrassing yourself. Somewhere out there some poor guy is singing, “
It’s my ex-wife, I thought she was gone forever, but she’s more ratchet than ever.”
Newsflash Niki – once you transist to this haircut:
It’s all over. It’s time to start scrapbooking and taking long walks for absolutely no reason like a normal Golden Girl.
Anyway, she better give it back, or else she’s gonna be the reason 80’s cover bands stop coming to Rochester, NH. I’ve never been to Rochester, NH, but I assume there is no shortage 80’s chicks who basically live for Guns and Roses cover bands to come to town. It’s either that or listen to Tony Deyoung’s latest rap video. And quite frankly, I wouldn’t fuck with a bunch of angry menopausal women who just lost their only form of entertainment because this skag won’t return a hat that doesn’t belong to her. She’ll probably claim that she really wanted the hat because she didn’t have one and they’re hard to find. But it’s gonna backfire whe she’s blacklisted from yoga classes at the YMCA. Guess you could say she’s Wanted, instead of deprived.
Wanted, instead of deprived.