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Rochester Grandma Refuses To Accept That The 80’s Are Over, Steals Bonjovi Cover Band’s Hat, Won’t Return It, Band Cancels New Hampshire Shows

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Check out this story from the land of Tony Deyoung – Rochester NH:


Just in case there was any doubt, this hag wisely admitted to it on the Facebook machine:

Look Niki, your grown ass is too old to be running onto stages during Bonjovi tribute shows. This ain’t 1985. No one cares if you’re panties are ablaze over the sound of a guitar. Guys might’ve been impressed by it back when you were prime smashing material on a concert tour. But now you got grandkids and a pension and shit. The days of thinking it’s cool to grab a musician’s clothing expired right around the time your ovaries did. This pretty much sums it up:

Oh for fuck’s sake. She’s

Livin on Obamacare. 

She’s not a regular Grandma, she’s a cool Grandma. Probably why people saw her doing this during the show:

Good God. Keep those week old flapjacks in your Buck and Buck brassiere where they won’t hurt anyone. And quit pushing your way onto the stage.

You give shove a bad name! 

You’re embarrassing yourself. Somewhere out there some poor guy is singing, “

It’s my ex-wife, I thought she was gone forever, but she’s more ratchet than ever.”

Newsflash Niki – once you transist to this haircut:

It’s all over. It’s time to start scrapbooking and taking long walks for absolutely no reason like a normal Golden Girl.

Anyway, she better give it back, or else she’s gonna be the reason 80’s cover bands stop coming to Rochester, NH. I’ve never been to Rochester, NH, but I assume there is no shortage 80’s chicks who basically live for Guns and Roses cover bands to come to town. It’s either that or listen to Tony Deyoung’s latest rap video. And quite frankly, I wouldn’t fuck with a bunch of angry menopausal women who just lost their only form of entertainment because this skag won’t return a hat that doesn’t belong to her. She’ll probably claim that she really wanted the hat because she didn’t have one and they’re hard to find. But it’s gonna backfire whe she’s blacklisted from yoga classes at the YMCA. Guess you could say she’s

Wanted, instead of deprived.

 

26 Comment(s)
  • Yeah, you know who...
    April 4, 2018 at 12:56 am

    Niki, you know what never goes out of style?
    A brown eye weeping tears of my man seed.
    I bet yours is still snug enough with a few good slaps on the rump.

  • John Hinckley
    April 3, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Wait, I take it back. Can I shoot Jon Bon Jovi instead? Fuck.

  • Stunt Penis
    April 3, 2018 at 9:19 am

    You idiots assume she’s old because she’s a grandma.

    She’s probably 26 years old (but looks 80) and spit out a kid at 13 who likewise spit out a ward of the state at 13 herself.

    Voila! 26 year old grandma.

  • R
    April 2, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    Oh come on now, not all of us 80’s chicks are all bad, cutting our hair off and flapping our tits in the wind! Menopausal, yes…but you have to look at the bright side of that coin!! Come back, Niki, come back…don’t be a bitch and give the hat back.

  • Will Crusher
    April 2, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Awww, the aged groupie, now well past her prime. Still trying to relive the glory(hole) days, sweetie?

    • Captain Trips
      April 2, 2018 at 6:01 pm

      Niki was last spotted wearing hot pink ankle warmers and strutting to Cindi Lauper on her walkman

  • Captain Trips
    April 2, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    I’m a cowgranny
    On a wheelchair I ride
    When it comes to sex
    I’m not wanted
    dead or alive

  • NikkeWantedToGrind
    April 2, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    As Prince said Nikki wanted to grind. Trouble for her was no one else believed she was fuckable.
    Nikki found solace in a hat.

  • Finn
    April 2, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Oh Niki (don’t think the 80’s stripper name didn’t escape me),

    Doesn’t wearing some dude’s sweaty, dirty hat disgust you on any level? That’s like using someone’s toothbrush or bar soap. It’s fucking gross.

    Don’t be a nasty – give him his shit back. Stop playing victim.

    Gross,
    Finn

    • NTC
      April 2, 2018 at 3:27 pm

      Dear Mr. Finn,
      I steal nada. Athan is just trying to stir things up because my friend would not give him the time of day, let alone a BBBJ. My friend has more class than that. I told him I would give him his hatt if he apologized to her for his in appropriate behavior. #metoo#ustoo. You would do the same thing, if it were your daughter or mother.

      • Rochelle
        April 2, 2018 at 10:15 pm

        But wait, you DID steal the hat. Why are you saying you stole nothing? You STOLE it. That doesn’t help anything. Don’t you DARE bring the #metoo movement into this. If you want to join the movement, go to a march. Don’t steal. I hope you get arrested.

  • Frank
    April 2, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    This arrival is the best. She deserves what she gets.
    Don’t steal stuff. Stay in the trailer park.

    • Frank
      April 2, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Article I mean.

    • Finn
      April 2, 2018 at 4:10 pm

      ATC,

      “Mr” Finn? Ok…

      “Athan is just trying to stir things up because my friend would not give him the time of day, let alone a BBBJ. ”
      NO, he simply wanted his hat back. I’m sure there were plenty of other middle-aged women that would give him a luke warm mouth hug. She’s nothing to look at – sorry (not sorry).

      “My friend has more class than that.”
      Doubtful.

      “I told him I would give him his hatt if he apologized to her for his in appropriate behavior. ”
      That’s rich. The thieves will give the victim back his property if he apologizes.

      #metoo#ustoo.

      #now-i-know-your-are-full-of-shit #fuckofftwat

      “You would do the same thing, if it were your daughter or mother.”
      My mother has much more class.

      Stay home until you know how to act properly in public.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      • NTC
        April 2, 2018 at 7:21 pm

        OMG MR. Finn,
        You clearly display the same behavior as Ethan, so I don’t hold out much hope of civility. That’s OK. As far as my looks go, I have no rpoblem attracting my choice of friends and partners. I can only imagine what you must go through, seeing how you act and write. Pretty bleak really. Believe me or not, Ethan wanted a hummer from my grlfriend and he tossed his hat at her like he was selecting a prize from a group of harem girls. This BS about going to an area out of bounds, there was no area off limits, it was a abr for petes sake. All in all, if he man’s up, he will get his hat, if he acts like you’re acting, I have a nice3 cowboy hat to frolic in until I get tired of it. Take care Mr Finn, seems like you will need it. NTC

        • Finn
          April 2, 2018 at 8:47 pm

          NTC,

          “You clearly display the same behavior as Ethan, so I don’t hold out much hope of civility.”

          Why? Because he wants something that rightfully belongs to him? Your friend stole something and he wants it back. It’s pretty straightforward. He shouldn’t have to beg, apologize or even ask for it back. What *don’t* you get about stealing?

          “As far as my looks go, I have no rpoblem attracting my choice of friends and partners. I can only imagine what you must go through, seeing how you act and write.”

          Says you. You’re pretty obsessed with blow jobs. Is that an 80’s thing?

          “Believe me or not, Ethan wanted a hummer from my grlfriend and he tossed his hat at her like he was selecting a prize from a group of harem girls.”

          Not. I don’t believe you. I’ve seen her picture. He was performing in a show. I hardly doubt she was a blip on his radar. You gals are bit delusional – don’t you think?

          “This BS about going to an area out of bounds, there was no area off limits, it was a abr for petes sake. All in all, if he man’s up, he will get his hat, if he acts like you’re acting, I have a nice3 cowboy hat to frolic in until I get tired of it.”

          I thought you were only “a friend” of Niki’s. You acted like a drunk fool and you stole from the band. In fact, you sound drunk now Niki. Go take a nap and then (when you’re sober), take the hat to the police department. The poor hat needs to be deloused and then back on the head of it’s rightful owner.

          Get Fucked Niki,
          Finn

  • Brian Allbitch
    April 2, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    I’ll just blow the band!

    • JoeG
      April 2, 2018 at 8:28 pm

      How does one get to your age with a completely immoral sense of right and wrong?

  • Captain Trips
    April 2, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Wow look at those earlobes – that’s from all those years of having metal heads pulling on her hoop earrings

  • Arman Tamzarian
    April 2, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Living on a Bad Name is a bunch of faggoty 40-something men from New Bedford who go on the radio–Ken Pittman–and rip into transgender people or other assorted “degnerates,” but then play dress-up and doll-house at their concerts. Losers.

  • Tim
    April 2, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    Transist?

    • Dirk Diggler
      April 2, 2018 at 1:33 pm

      Sounds like you want to go down on them Tim..or was it Tina?

      • Tim
        April 2, 2018 at 2:05 pm

        Well we all know a sword swallower like yourself doesn’t want to.

        • April Carvalho
          April 2, 2018 at 3:18 pm

          Well “Tim”, now who’ s making derogatory gay slurs? Sword swallower? I have listened to Ken Pittman’s show for years and have never heard him put down the transgender community. You called the band “faggoty” another gay slur. I saw the band play once and they are anything but effeminate. If you aren’t afraid of these guys or Ken Pittman in particular, why don’t you put up your whole name or could it be that you really are afraid of them? Looks like it to me and anybody who is reading this. You can’t spell, you can’t fight and you can’t sing so it sounds like you’re pretty jealous LOL.

          • Tim
            April 2, 2018 at 4:18 pm

            You should probably try to pay attention.

      • Chest Rockwell
        April 2, 2018 at 4:35 pm

        Hey Dirk
        Seen rollergirl lately?

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