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Rockland Bobbin For Boners Selectwoman Now Says She Doesn’t Want The Town Hall Bone Zone Tapes Released, Was Too Drunk And Doesn’t Remember Anything, Tape Says Otherwise

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The Rockland Bobbin For Boners Selectwoman who got drunk with the town administrator, went back to Town Hall for some late night push-push, and then cried #MeToo when the public found out about it because she’s married with kids, almost went a full week without appearing on Turtleboy. Almost:

A Rockland selectman who has accused the town administrator of behaving inappropriately toward her is seeking an injunction to block the town from releasing surveillance footage of an after-hours encounter between the two at town hall last month. In an emergency motion filed Wednesday, a lawyer for Selectman Deirdre Hall argued that releasing the footage would cause further embarrassment to her family and could hamper the town’s investigation into the actions of Town Administrator Allan Chiocca, who was placed on paid leave last month. A hearing on the motion is scheduled for Friday afternoon in Plymouth Superior Court.

The motion represents the first public disclosure of details about Hall’s allegations, which have fueled heated speculation and rumors around town as well as on social media and in gossip blogs. In the motion, lawyer Brian Hughes writes that Hall’s family has received threats and “have been the subject of hundreds, if not thousands, of social media posts, harassing, humiliating, and libeling them.” Hughes said Hall’s children have been unable to attend school regularly since she made the allegations against Chiocca last month and announced that she was ending her bid for election to state representative for the 5th Plymouth District.

So let me get this straight. This pork pounder is trying to prove that whatever took place at 2 AM during a drunken night to town hall was not consensual. And to do that she wants the tapes, FROM TOWN HALL, to be kept secret because what is on them will be too embarrassing? I mean, how obvious does she have to be about what happened that night? Girl, if you weren’t really there for a side of felatio fingers then the tape will exonerate you. If you were really the victim of sexually inappropriate behavior on behalf of Chiocca then the tape will embarrass HIM, not you. There’s no plausible reason to want the tapes kept hidden if they help you.

Unless of course the tapes prove what everyone already knows – you were to go bobbin for boners.

And for the love of God, STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR KIDS!! You’re the one keeping yourself in the spotlight. All you have to do is resign and then you’re just another lonely housewife from the burbs who couldn’t handle her wine and went out for slice of kielbasa.

Oh, and for the record we are not a “gossip blog.” We are the realest news that has ever existed, and you’re getting your twat twisted that someone in the media has the gall to call you out on your pearl clutching bullshit. You’re not being “libeled,” but you are being humiliated. Because you’re choosing to stick with this insanely unbelievable story that literally no one is buying.

She’s apparently going with the “I was white girl drunk” defense…..

In the motion, Hughes said Hall’s allegations were based on a May 17 “incident” in town hall that Hall says she has no recollection of “as a result of impairment.”

Oh please bitch. You had one too many Twisted Teas my ass. You knew EXACTLY what your plans were before you started drinking. Getting drunk was just your way of convincing yourself you weren’t cheating.

Her fellow selectman seems to have her back….

The motion also included an affidavit from Selectmen Chairman Edward Kimball, who accused Chiocca of telling town employees and public officials that Hall “was a sexual predator who aggressed upon him and forced him to allow her to perform (a sexual act) on him.”

I’m beginning to wonder if he sees a 2 AM visit to town hall in his future. Just sayin. But if Chiocca did say this he’s lying. There’s no way this guy had to be “forced” into getting a hummer. No man in the history of basket lunches has ever been “forced” into a blowey.

The other selectman is trying to say that he saw the tape, and that a minute of it is now “missing” in which she tells him she “needed to go home,” even though surveillance videos have no audio:

Hall and Chiocca have offered different accounts of what was captured by town hall surveillance cameras, each claiming that the footage shows them trying to leave. Kimball said in his affidavit that a review of town hall surveillance footage at the end of May revealed a minute-long gap in which Hall says on camera that she “needed to go home.” Hall also said in her motion that she made “active attempts to leave the premises.”

But yet he admits he hasn’t seen the tape….

Kimball did not say he had seen the missing footage himself or indicate how he knew what it contained. It’s also not clear how Kimball would know what Hall said from surveillance video, which typically does not include audio. He could not be reached Thursday evening.

Dude, if you wanna bang her, just say so. We get it – you’re trying to prove her to that you’re a good guy because she’s younger, spicy, likes to have a good time, and clearly is devoid of morals.

So we spoke to someone from Rockland who has seen this video and here’s what they had to say about this claim:

She put her body in front of his and that’s where Chiocca claims that Hall pressured him to go back inside Town Hall. Again, no audio so we don’t know what the exchange was but it is clear that she followed behind him by about 10 feet before both went back inside. 

And you know you done fucked up when the guy you’re accusing of sexual inappropriateness wants the tapes released, but you don’t:

While Mr. Chiocca will ultimately leave this issue for the court to decide, Mr. Chiocca welcomes the Town’s decision to release the video which clearly shows that at no time did Mr. Chiocca act inappropriately towards Hall. 

Oh, and according to his lawyer she actually suggested that his job depended on him allowing her to shine up the shaft for Cinco de Mayo:

During this exchange, Hall threatened Mr. Chiocca by stating that she votes on his raise, which Mr. Chiocca and the Board were in the process of actively negotiating. 

He’s also calling up the bars they were at and asking for surveillance from those places, likely because it sounds like she’s about to play the “I was roofied” card next:

In addition to the Town Hall surveillance video, Mr. Chiocca has gone a step further by personally contacting local establishments where he and Hall were on the evening of May 1st  in an effort to obtain any additional surveillance videos that may exist to further corroborate his account of the events which took place that evening. 

And let’s not forget that shortly after this monster allegedly did something inappropriate with her, she winks at him at the 2:17:20 mark of this video:

Ya know what this wink means?

It means “get ready for round 2.” That is not a wink you give to someone who did something sexually inappropriate to you.

It’s just insane that she’s still trying to push forward with this. We all know what’s on the tape lady. But we can’t see it if you drop this case. If you insist on going full #MeToo that tape will be made available to the public, and there’s a 1,000% chance we will post it on Turtleboy. If you think things are bad now, just wait until that tape comes out.

18 Comment(s)
  • Real_Finn
    June 15, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    “She put her body in front of his and that’s where Chiocca claims that Hall pressured him to go back inside Town Hall. Again, no audio so we don’t know what the exchange was but it is clear that she followed behind him by about 10 feet before both went back inside. ”

    Deidre,

    1. You didn’t think about the women who are really affected by rape/sexual assault that find solidarity and solace in the #metoo movement.
    2. You didn’t think about the ramifications of condemning a man to a reputation of rape/sexual assault.

    You used the #metoo movement to get ahead in your lukewarm political career and cover your fat ass because of your shitty immoral behavior (fyi – cheating on your significant other is immoral).

    Get Fucked (Not the kind of “fuck” you shared with Chiocca),
    Finn

  • The Vorlon
    June 15, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    Are the two of them so stupid that they don’t know town hall is wired like a pinball machine with cameras? If they are exhibiting this much poor judgement after hours, how badly are they screwing up while ‘on the clock’?

    • InTheKnow
      June 15, 2018 at 1:10 pm

      Stupid AND Drunk!

  • Screw PC
    June 15, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Well, she’s fucking done. They’ve got to up the ante to replace her, so they’ll try to find a woman of color in Rockland with the same skills and a hyphenated name.

    Next up: Juanita Hughes-Schlong (D) for State Representative.

  • InTheKnow
    June 15, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Look deeper into Town Accountant Eric Hart.. Brockton Superior Court, July 2009, “transferred” his cocaine operation to Claire ?, put her in prison. I’m not certain, but I bet he deleted the missing video for the town administrator who help protect Hart from being fired over the cocaine dealing admission in court. When he was hired as town accountant, the selectman who was then chairman was also a police sergeant in town. Today he’s the police chief! John Llewellyn! Hart gave sweet financial pay increases to police & fire before the drug dealing was public. Most of the Town leadership are corrupt.

    • InTheKnow
      June 15, 2018 at 1:18 pm

      The drug bust happened in Hanover and the woman’s name is Claire Keller. She was release from prison and shortly thereafter she passed-away from breast cancer. It’s alleged Eric Hart was a drug dealer since high school. They screwed over a car dealer in town for the past 11 years. He just recently won a land court case against the town. If you don’t bow to these cocksuckers, they’ll burn you good! Every department turns on you!

    • TheFilibuster
      June 15, 2018 at 2:22 pm

      Okay Zupkofska…

  • Robert Guiscard
    June 15, 2018 at 10:18 am

    Ten to one odds that the blowjob was one of, if not the, least satisfying blowjob of all time. Something about her screams cotton mouth and too much teeth.

  • SMH
    June 15, 2018 at 10:01 am

    She just wants to get paid for her sex tape. Consider the legal fights Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson etc. had to get a share of the proceeds. What wanker could resist viewing a MILF rocking Rockland?

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 15, 2018 at 8:37 am

    Icky pooh.

  • The Professor
    June 15, 2018 at 6:43 am

    This skank cares nothing for her children and husband. Proven by the fact that she has not resigned as selectman. Dear Deirdre is a disgusting, filthy excuse for a human being. If her husband hasn’t filed yet, he’s crazy.

  • RickSalamander
    June 15, 2018 at 5:16 am

    Well, it is not a surpirse Mr. Stubby is shopping his Johnson around. He FB’s as one “Vinny Blutarski,” which shows some nice close ups of his wifey Mary Jean. MJ, as we call her at the local stomping grounds, is about as attractive as a mule with a Freddy mask. Compared to Miss Roofie, D. Hall looks like a Caitlyn Jenner with a god given slot pocket. So can’t really blame him for wanting to hit something a little younger. Of course, this is a mutually bad stroke of thinking on both their parts. If you want to share an after hours goo shake with one of your bosses, then you do it at the prestgious Capeway Motel next door in Norwell. Rockland sleezey hour packages are far too much money at the BestW and Doubletree. The Capeway provides that majestical 1-2 hour plug and play rate with fresh towel and wet wipe. Every experienced Rockland selectman, err Select person, knows that much. I do have to agree though, Diedre should have just admitted to the whole office hellatio action, I mean, her husband looks about as appealing and bright as Tugg Speedman going full retard. She could have came home with a mouth full of Chiocca juice and he probably would have adopted it like a child. Know its harsh but hey, it is what it is.

    • InTheKnow
      June 15, 2018 at 10:34 am

      ROTFLMAO!!

      “….his wifey Mary Jean. MJ, as we call her at the local stomping grounds, is about as attractive as a mule with a Freddy mask.”

  • itsjustme
    June 15, 2018 at 4:05 am

    She is the one who brought this on her family, her, and nobody else. I might even have a little respect for her if she told the truth instead of pulling the victim card. It’s a slap in the face to real victims of sexual assault. Her husband can’t possibly believe this story unless he is a moron. You don’t go out bar hopping, get sloppy drunk, and then go back to your office at 2am still drunk to catch up on work.

    Sounds like Chiocca is the one who should be pulling the metoo card, not her. I have never thought it was fair, even as a woman myself, that two people can get drunk, have sex after, and then the woman can claim rape because she was too intoxicated to give her consent. Do you think it would work if the guy claimed rape because he was too Intoxicated to give his consent? I know there are some special circumstances that exist that would make it different, but regret doesn’t make it sexual assault.

    The truth will come out when the tapes are released. If she was telling the truth she would have wanted them released last week. Fighting to keep them hidden just makes her look more guilty than she already looks.

  • Wabbitt
    June 15, 2018 at 12:35 am

    I mean, it IS possible for a man to be raped. But I highly doubt that this semi-MILF had to force him to let her gargle his gravy.

  • jakealope
    June 15, 2018 at 12:34 am

    2 Am they were both on their own time.

    • Wabbitt
      June 15, 2018 at 12:37 am

      On their own time, yes. But also on public property. And she’s an elected official. If Clinton got raked over the coals for getting a hummer in his office, she should get at least as much for giving one in the same building as her office.

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