• Roger Goodell Saying He’s Still Mad At Matt Patricia’s Clown Shirt Shows He is The Most Thin Skinned Pussy On Planet Earth


    Roger Goodell Saying He’s Still Mad At Matt Patricia’s Clown Shirt Shows He is The Most Thin Skinned Pussy On Planet Earth

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    Bleacher Report: Five months after the New England Patriots won the Super Bowl, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell hasn’t forgotten about the wardrobe choice the team’s defensive coordinator, Matt Patricia, made after the victory. According to Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk: “Per a league source, the commissioner continues to be miffed about Patricia’s decision to wear the Barstool Sports Goodell-with-a-clown-nose T-shirt while disembarking from the plane that brought the team back from Super Bowl LI.”

    “…The image of Patriots defensive coordinator Matt Patricia stepping off the team plane wearing a T-shirt depicting Goodell as a clown had some NFL executives seething, I’m told.

    We know Roger Goodell is the biggest dick hole in sports, that is no secret. But, I honestly didn’t think he was so thin-skinned that a tee-shirt still offends him five months later. This is the type of move that would make dedicated social justice warriors cum to the moon.

    Seriously, Goodell is so triggered that SJW’s are probably building him a statue somewhere in California. It would be one thing to get irritated over something that you didn’t start, nor control. But this whole ordeal was orchestrated by YOU Mr. Goodell. YOU, (and ESPN) pushed this witch hunt as far as it could possibly go.

    And what happened you ask?

    Tom Brady and the Patriots marched to Houston and shoved their balogna batons so far down Goodell’s throat that he is STILL crying in JULY! Honestly, i don’t think anybody has been emasculated more than Roger Goodell has in the past 5 months.

    This is honestly incredible to me. Goodell is a public figure who has a net worth over $75M, and runs the best sport America has to offer, and probably wears a bib while eating his Gerber.

    First of all, if you are going to be the big bad evil guy, you have to fucking own it. Second of all, no matter what you do, if you have the public figure status that Goodell has, it is almost inevitable that you will end up on a tee-shirt.

    Keep crying Goodell, because Brady is winning his 6th this season. Accept it.  And tee-shirts will continue to be produced. That’s a definite.

    Get someone who looks at you the way Goodell looks at Brady…

    The biggest thumb up the ass of all time.

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    Discussion

    1. Rhianna


      Is intern turtle the former barstool blogger that got shit canned recently?

    2. Pats Fan


      Fuck Roger. He’s just trying to add some controversy as the season gets close cuz he’s still pissed we took a steamy dump on his chest in spite of his attempted sabotage.

    3. JoeMomma


      We will not stop…..ever. Roger MUST lose his job.

    4. wabbitt


      Goodell sits down when he pees.

    5. JoeMomma


      Let’s see 60,000 of these in the stands on opening night…

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