Update on the All-Star Rutland wangsta Zachary Dupuis, who recently posted that he wants Donald Trump to be elected President so that he can join an uprising and start killing cops:
He messaged us when the story came out last night:
He claims that there are people showing up to his house (which no one listed the address of) with bats, and urged us to get legal representation:
Another Internet lawsuit!!!!
So we called our lawyer.
Although we would urge him to call the police if there are in fact men with bats at his house
That might be an awkward phone call. Just sayin.
But here’s the best part – it was all just a big joke:
Oh snap fam!!! We got played yo!! The whole thing was just a joke!! Get it?? It’s funny because talking about dead cops is HILARIOUS!!! The best part of the joke was when he insisted that he wasn’t joking. He meant every word of it!!!
Psyche!!!! Run your mind fool!!! You just got Rutland wangsta-ed!!! He even left us a message informing us that we were in fact punked!!!
Boy does Turtleboy feel dumb!!!
For the record, there was obviously no one outside of this person’s house with bats, nor should there be. People like Zack Dupuis have the right to say dumb things on the Internet. You just have to deal with criticism when you do so. Physical violence is never the answer. Although he says he’s got it all figured out just in case something does happen:
Cash money!!! Even when he loses he still wins!!
P.S. Really looking forward to the next rap video:
Double P.S. Best. Meme. Ever.
H/T Kevin James
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