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Salem Stripper Who Tried Raising $1,000 Because She Was Too Depressed To Strip And Started Selling Noodz For $5 Starts Fundraiser After Being “Robbed” At Hospital

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Salem Stripper Who Tried Raising $1,000 Because She Was Too Depressed To Strip And Started Selling Noodz For $5 Starts Fundraiser After Being “Robbed” At Hospital

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A couple months back we blogged about this Salem stripper who started a GoFundMe to “help me survive,” because despite being able bodied and on food stamps she was too depressed to give any more lap dances, but she was still selling noodz for $5 a pop on Facebook.

Pretty standard Turtleboy blog topic right there.

Well, Mandy Brown is back and she’s got a new fundraiser going on, but this time she’s not using GoFundMe, shes using Facebook. That’s right, Facebook is apparently realizing that people share GoFundMe’s so much using their platform that they’re cutting out the middle man and getting a piece of that ripoff pie. What’s the occasion this time Mandi?

I hate when I go to the hospital and someone steals not one, but two of my lap tops, along with multiple cameras, computer supplies, Pink sweatshirts, boots, perfumes, yoga pants, and a random mystery bag. I’m sure that definitely happened. Definitely. Because apparently she moved into the hospital and was planning on living there for a while.

Don’t worry Mandi, in your line of work clothing is optional anyway. My question is, why not just sell more noodz? Was business that bad? Or how bout you just stop complaining, start a GoFundMe for a pair of stilettos, and get your ass back up on stage at the Golden Banana? If you can’t make money as a skinny blonde chick stripping in America then you should probably just give up on life. Just saying.

 

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26 Comment(s)
  • WakeUpandSpit
    October 19, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    I actually feel sorry for her,,, and the other 500,000 young girls like her. No stable job on account of no skills, because no education, because no money for one. Everyone else is buying homes, vacation homes, touring South of France, raising kids, saving for retirement…. Poor Mandi isn’t even getting Social Security work-quarter credits..and can’t even save enough for a storage locker? She’s burning the sick life candle from both ends. There’s something else going on here tho. Mandi wants to live life on Mandi”s terms? She’ll never travel, or goto Hawaii or own a boat or ponder what mutual fund is best, or even a new car (much less a house). Sounds like her family has suggested getting her head out of her ass……

  • 2wEntEe
    October 17, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    She lays there watching the Kardashians while her boyfriend has the honor of fucking her.

    • Got HIV?
      October 18, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      And by boyfriend you mean every john at the club. There’s no such thing as a stripper, they are hookers too.

  • Duh
    October 17, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    I guess I have to be the one to say it… HEROIN… strippers only strip to get it. Hence her depression, she needs rehab.

  • They call me Ponch
    October 17, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Chick has a newer phone than me.

    Do they still make people work 12’hrs a day here in Taxachusetts? Thought there was a Blue Law against that shit.

    Heavens to Murgatroyd!

  • Sterlingsilva
    October 17, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Her father did NOT do his job

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    October 17, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    No, seriously. I used to be for you Turtleboy but holy fuck this is awful. You already wrote one article about her and now another? She lost a baby. That will mentally destroy you. She loved her cat enough to get it a good home when she couldn’t care for it. Now she’s selling cheap nudes. Fuck you. Leave the girl alone. This is one that might actually need a GoFundMe.

    • Make Work Your Favorite Thing
      October 17, 2017 at 7:05 pm

      Or …. she might actually need a
      J O B !!!!!

    • Tb needs a wellness check
      October 17, 2017 at 8:49 pm

      And ending with “if you can’t money as a skinny blonde chick stripping in America then you should probably just give up on life. Just saying.” Was low. TB can here but Geez…lay off

    • Imrubberyoureglue
      October 17, 2017 at 11:23 pm

      Please i was a single mom after divorcing at 20, no college education, abused physically, mentally, sexually, by mom and her bf. I have been adopted twice once by an aunt as an infant then dropped off in nj from ohio at 7 yrs old, re adopted by bio mom to be used and abused. My name changed at 6 months old and at 7.

      I had a major fucked up life, i worked 2-3 jobs and yup i even stripped for a year to pay my fulltime employer back for a $3k loan i used to buy a car. I always kept that biweekly job for health insurance.

      Bought my first house at 27 after my 2nd divorce ugh…i was dating awhile, sold my house for $120k bought a nicer house for $140k which i lost 2 yrs ago.

      I got married at 37 and we had to have ivf to get pregnant which resulted in my awesome almost 8 yr old. We tried two more times both failed. Then all of my autoimmune diseases i have had since my early 20’s escalated immensely it turned out due to the “pregnancy hormones” x3

      I fought for 5 yrs from 2012-5/23/2017 for disability I PAID INTO since i was 15 yrs old.

      Guess what? My now 28 yr old son owns his own home outright with help from his dad. I used mine and my daughters backpay to buy me my husband and daughter a new home…an old Victorian we can rebuild and restore together which we all are loving.

      Why tell this story?

      Because I don’t friggen care how “bad” she claims it is…she is SINGLE NO ONE HOLDING HER DOWN, no kids, no spouse, no bills, she is skinny from the drugs!!! Been there too but too responsible to party till my table was empty or my kids belly…i held it together when he was around and sometimes faltered when he was at his dads, i was so depressed

      Now i have ptsd, anxiety disorder, have always had dermatillomania, guess what gofundmequeens and kings i am so so sick of seeing young able bodied people collecting tax money i put in the damn system and still do….via my disability due to my spouses income.

      Maybe she needs someone to tell her to f off stop whining like a little bitch and get a fucking job

      End rant

      • Paul Larson
        October 18, 2017 at 1:34 pm

        Wow… someone call the bishop! We need to get started on the canonization process immediately! Have you ever told this story to a biographer? You may have a best seller on your hands! Lifetime network may even option the story for a movie of the week… starring Meredith Baxter Birney of course…

        I haven’t seen this much virtue signaling outside of Northhampton in decades!

    • hahahaohreally
      October 18, 2017 at 2:24 am

      I guarantee you she never ‘Lost a baby’ she was probably late, thought she was pregnant, and then got her period. I’ve lost a pregnancy before and it is horrific and these bitches who after being a week late for their period complaining about “losing a baby” can eat shit!
      I bet you she’s got a #metoo on her facebook page too.. Anything for sympathy.

    • Lisa
      November 15, 2017 at 3:28 pm

      What the hell was she thinking in the first place to let herself get knocked up if her only marketable skill is stripping and she can’t even provide for a cat? It’s a blessing she lost the baby, saved that poor child a life of misery and taxpayers a lifetime of handouts.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    October 17, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    This article won’t help her get better. If she sees it, she’ll get worse.

  • Sucker
    October 17, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    It’s honestly not even a good thing to have a job anymore. Those who work hard and earn an honest living are the fools. 9/10 times, these hoodrats wind up so much better off financially speaking.

    My favorite is when I go to the grocery store for my handbasket full of food that I can barely afford. Meanwhile, I see some unemployed crotch cricket roaming around the store with an overflowing shopping cart. I’m the fool for having a job.

    • E. B. Tee
      October 17, 2017 at 4:00 pm

      LOLZ… Yeah you is…

      I gots my steak… I gots my Courvoisier… Smoke weed ere’day… My iPhone… Air Jordans… And all the time in the world, bitches!

  • Hughbo Mont
    October 17, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    “couldn’t survive on a biweekly pay check” Wtf???

  • Local real local
    October 17, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    A couple of questions:

    1. Shouldn’t you use a picture of a tuna on her vag and Turtleboy on her tits?

    2. Why is stripping a problem? It is some sort of a problem now, but why? Also what is going on with the boyfriend? Does he work or is he an EBThyena too?

    Everything that is wrong with America is written on that FB page.

  • Mandi Candi
    October 17, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    The HEELS HURT MY FEET! R-tard.

    Gawd. The laptops and cameras were for my “work”… Carpets burn my knees… Porn hub is taking all of my customers… Somebody stole the vibrator in my mystery bag…

    Swing lowwww, sweeeet chaaaaa-riot…

  • AngryTurtle
    October 17, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Wait wait wait … This is a girl who a couple of months couldn’t pay for about $550 worth of expenses on a month to month basis … BUT … she had Pink cloths, Timberland boots and coat, a laptop, and a camera (assuming the other stuff was her boyfriends) …

    Ok, maybe I am a bit off here… if she got that stuff when she was working, then she could have sold that for money to, oh I don’t know, put food in that stomach she insisted on showing off… and if she got them after then she clearly either had terrible priorities (IE, I’m gonna go buy stuff instead of saving money so if I can’t work again I can at least eat) OR she is making plenty of money and can afford nice things… Hell, I can’t afford to buy Pink clothes and Timberland stuff and I have a damned job….

    Just sayin’

  • Chuck Schumer
    October 17, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    TB I love u, but whoever but whoever thought it was a good idea to put 50 advertisements on a single page should be banned from editing WordPress themes for eternity.

  • Mom's Basement
    October 17, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    What’s with the face piercing that looks like a mole? Even Marilyn Monroe would have looked better without the mole.

  • Stan the man
    October 17, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Is she a real blonde?

    • Sassa
      October 17, 2017 at 8:01 pm

      I think she’s a real “strawberry pink blonde”

  • The Wall
    October 17, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    Face: 6? Christ. That’s generous.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 17, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Body: 7
    Face: 6

    Definitely wouldn’t pay for it, but might buy her dinner.

    -ChrisInShrewsbury

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