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Last week we did a blog on this virtue signaling Glastonbury scrotum scruffer, who got arrested for spray painting KKK in his building and calling the cops, despite posting left wing feel good nonsense like this all over his Facebook page:
It happened a week or so after someone had spray painted swastikas in the same building, but somehow he hasn’t been arrested for that one yet.
Well, he reached out to us over the weekend to let us know that we got it all wrong, and that he was going to the police if we didn’t take the blog down…..
“These are personal photos.”
(Which I posted on my public Facebook page prior to getting arrested)
“I didn’t write any swastika.”
(Of course not. I’m sure it was the other guy who was spray painting KKK in the same building you live in who did it)
“My grandfather is a holocaust survivor.”
(Therefore I’m afforded one free hate crime mulligan)
“If I need to, I will get my lawyer involved, as well as police.”
(Yea, let’s do that actually. I’d love to hear what your lawyer has to say to a blog that reported factual, previously reported information, and share our opinions based on those undeniable facts.)
“I feel threatened.”
(You literally committed a hate crime, which you then called the police for in order to prove that Trump-inspired hate speech was rampant in your building.)
(Translation – my girlfriend is gonna kill me. As she should. Because you are an embarrassment.)
“I will have the police be in touch with you.”
(Yea, the last time you called the cops that worked out swimmingly, so let’s do it again.)
If you’re white and you spray paint “KKK” everywhere, it’s no longer a fake hate crime. It’s an actual hate crime. Ya know, because you’re white. And you wrote KKK everywhere.
We invited him onto live to discuss it.
But he declined. However, the offer still stands.
Don’t worry though, he had an excuse for the incident.
Oh right, the muscle relaxer made him write KKK everywhere, then immediately call the police and report a hate crime. I hate when that happens.
Again, facts are facts.
And although he was too fucked up on muscle relaxers to remember that time he spray painted KKK on his building’s elevator, he does remember his motivation for doing so.
He was really mad about the swastika that he totally DID NOT spray paint inside his building, and the only way to appropriately respond to this anti-semitism is by spray painting KKK everywhere, because the Klan is well known for their acceptance of Jews.
It all makes perfect sense now.
The offer still stands Alec. If you can come on the show Saturday night and convince Merrimack Valley Turtlebae that you are a “peaceful, kind, and nice person” who accidentally wrote KKK everywhere because you were messed up on muscle relaxers and inspired by your Holocaust surviving grandfather, then I’ll take the blog down for you. It’s gotta be convincing though so I suggest you start making your case now, because these emails aren’t gonna cut it. Hit us up if you’re interested.