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Self-Proclaimed Feminazi, 41-Year-Old Ratchet Canadian International Student At Quincy College Starts GoFundMe To Pay Tuition & Bills, Sells Used Panties On CL And Cheats On, Beats Men In Her Spare Time

SJWs are typically batshit, but this androgynous Feminazi takes the cake

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Most of us have been there – the starving, broke as fuck college student. We made it through by eating ramen noodles 3x a day and drinking Natty Ice and five buck chuck from change scrounged out of the couch cushions. When you’re an international student, things get tricky depending on the type of visa you’re on, and in a lot of cases, you’re not legally able to work an off-campus gig, if at all. That’s the type of conundrum that 41-year-old Kara Downs is in. Like any great, middle-aged mother, Kooky Kara dumped her teenaged crotch fruit back in Canada to pursue her geeky accounting dreams and is here on a student visa.

 

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Nothing screams SJW Snowflake – or in this instance, Mapleleaf – like a pair of mixed media cat eye frames.  Me-ow.

 

Not that there’s anything wrong with having a midlife career switch, I mean, hell, I’m writing for Turtleboy. The problem is this mighty moose ran out of cash and is now begging the good ol’ redblooded American people to fund her education via GoFundMe.

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Oh, look – for $15 I get a personalized “thank you” and for $20 I get a handmade comic book pendant! Let me whip out my credit card right.NOW.

 

Listen Mapleleaf Moira (she looks like a Moira, doesn’t she?) you’re here on a student visa – you’re not even gonna stay in this country when your education is complete, so what exactly is the benefit of throwing my hard-earned money at you? You’re not gonna give back to America, so gtfoh.

 

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Poor me, I grew up surrounded by addiction and I’ve disowned my family. Blah blah blah blah. No one feels bad for you, you batty broad. You’re fucking 40-something for crying out loud. You made the informed decision to go to school, in another fucking country no less, so suck it the fuck up and figure it out. How do you plan to afford Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavahd at this rate? Another GoFundMe? And she has the gall to tell potential donors that whatever is leftover she is going to send to her crotchfruit back in Canuckland.

Now, I’m not sure which class of visa this chick is on, but the most common is F1, and it requires you to either have a sponsor, someone who states they will be financially responsible for you or you have to show that there is enough cheddar stashed in the bank to be supported for at least a year. I guess Kooky Kara’s year is up, so she’s turned to some alternative means to support herself, aside from internet panhandling, instead of, you know, working on-campus, the obvious fucking solution.

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Yep… she’s selling her crusty drawers and Frito feet pantyhose for $25 USD a pop –  that’s like $34 CAD – BUT you need to send her $12.50 by PayPal before she’ll meet up with you to lovingly hand it over. I wonder if they come complete with crotch crickets and a dose of the clap for that extra oomph?

 

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My bet is on yep.

 

If skidmarked panties aren’t your cup of tea, she also has a lucrative business selling pinup-esque “retro up-cycled” (I hope that also doesn’t mean used) lingerie and vegan body care products on the Facebook machine, Etsy, and, at rockabilly shows around Boston proper.

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Her favorite materials include… beer cans! Betcha never saw that coming. How much you wanna bet she walks around Quincy on trash day plucking cans from her neighbors bins? I’d throw a five spot on it.

 

Anyway, aside from being an artsy-fartsy wannabe, turns out that Kooky Kara is also into flexing those Feminazi muscles to beat up unsuspecting gentlemen. She generally attacks them at bars or shows, throwing glasses at their faces. We received info from a source who alleges this moonbat also got tossed out of the Middle East in Cambridge a few weeks back for attacking a man there. And of course she posts shit like this on FB

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And while all of that is unsubstantiated, anecdotal evidence, Kara is proud of her ways and has posted about the same abusive behavior on Facebook, because of course she’d be proud of being fucking mental

 

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Right there, in black and white “I threw a full glass in the face of a guy at one of the last Oi shows I was at…” First, who the fuck still goes to Oi Shows? I mean, maybe in your teenage, punky angst. But at 40? Bitch, go sit your near-geriatric ass down somewhere before you bust a hip. Throwing shit at other people, man or not, is not something to brag about either. Just because you’re not a pajama-clad foodstampapotamus and probably don’t own a flat brim Bulls hat doesn’t mean you’re not ratchet af. And here I was, thinking that Canadians are these sweet, docile, bacon-eating and maple syrup-swilling happy-go-lucky people. Wrong! Methinks we might be building a wall at the wrong border.

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What I really want to know is, how the fuck is this menace still on the street? I mean, she looks like a prepubescent boy, so if I were a man and this mighty moose came at me, I might smack her around a little bit. And, it might do her a bit of good, unscramble her peanut a bit so she could become a normal, productive member of society instead of a rabid Chihuahua attacking people all willy-nilly. I think that’s a pipedream, though, ‘cause this crazy Canuck clearly doesn’t have a normal bone in her body.

 

Instead of wishing her kid a happy birthday on Facebook like most normal moms do nowadays

(‘I can’t believe it’s been 13 years! Blah blah blah’

) this mook posts shit like this

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“In celebrating birthdays it gets forgotten that not only was someone born, but someone gave birth as well. I can’t be with my son to celebrate the day he came into this world, but I can celebrate my body for giving him life. I’m grateful for my body for being resilient, beautiful and strong. It’s carried me through 41 years, and gave birth to a beautiful 10lb 4oz baby on this day 16 years ago. I’ve learned to value my body more and more as I’ve gotten older, and the gifts it’s given me such as my wonderful son ”

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Yeah, I’m SURE that’s the kind of happy birthday a 16-year-old boy wants from his mama. This is fucking disgusting. How much you wanna bet she uses that same pic to send to the creepers interested in buying her undergarments on CL? And not for nothing, but, it’s your kid’s special day. You don’t get to hijack it just because you pushed him out of your tuna flap. The day isn’t about YOUR BODY and what it did, it’s about the other body and soul came out of it, you mooseknuckle. I’ve never seen a more selfish set of words strung together in my life. I wanna punch this chick in the face.

 

On top of not being able to see beyond her own nose, she’s a hypocrite and a half, considering she’s “vegan” but yet, lists her past employer in Canada on LinkedIn as a fucking Japanese Steakhouse… uh, ok?

 

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And as if all of THAT isn’t enough, this earthy-crunchy-internet-panhandling piece of scrod is slutting it up around Boston and bragging about it, where else, but on the Facebook machine

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Never have I thought, “Hm, my boyfriend is out of town, so let me do some Tindering and hook up with a rando at Somerville High” nor have I ever made out with my friends while in a committed relationship. Let me remind you, this is not some 20-something college kid. This is a 41-year-old woman with a teenage kid she dipped on in another country. What in the fucking fuck? Sounds like someone is having a bit of a midlife crisis. You wanna whore it up? Cool, but do it back in Canada and on your own dime, Mighty Moose. Don’t beg the Americans to fund your floozy lifestyle, and don’t beat our men. The men in Canada might stand for that, but we don’t, and it’s only a matter of time before some chick knocks you on your ass for it. Or a man. You swing first, it’s fair game in my book. We need an ICE raid in Quincy, STAT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

24 Comment(s)
  • Krista
    October 20, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Out of curiosity I googled my estranged sister this morning and this is what I found. Not surprised that the Americans hate her almost as much as I do.
    Most of her stories of our traumatic childhood are bullshit. She was a shitty sister, aunt and mother and we don’t miss her.
    In addition we have heard nothing about my nephew (her son) attempting suicide and I am heartbroken to hear about it on this site. I think I will be making a trip to Squamish this weekend to check on him.

  • June 8, 2017 at 10:11 am

    I mean let’s be real here. She came down here 2 get that big black hood dick. And she gonna sick around cuz she’s addicted now.

  • Sad for humanity
    June 3, 2017 at 4:16 am

    This is insane. I knew this woman before Boston, a long time ago. Self-righteous and self-entitled to be sure, and definitely just selfish. But she was and probably is a devoted mother. She did everything for that kid. And apparently the situation was simply for the dad to take his turn and for her to take time for herself… and she and many have different views on relationships. And selling underwear is less about her and more that there is a market for it. This article has destroyed her, and only because she is annoyingly self-centred and for some reason is proud of it–but she doesn’t deserve this.

    • Krista
      October 20, 2017 at 12:49 pm

      I don’t know who wrote this but she was a shitty mom. Her son was always at our parents house while she partied. And it wasn’t the dads turn. She said she done her time raising him and it was her time to have a life. He was barely a teenager, he needed his mother. He was raised in the city then uprooted suddenly and sent to live in a trailer park an hour and a half from any friends or family. In my opinion, she does deserve this. She posted terrible lies on facebook about our family. It’s about time someone called her out.

      • Other
        December 24, 2017 at 3:33 am

        His dad is family. And he has a house. And you haven’t visited nor kept up with him? Who’s a bad aunt?

  • Josh
    May 14, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    I met this lady, she is psycho! A real nutcase, yelled at me for giving her drunka$$ a free ride home. Go home to your kid lady, and grow up

  • Matt
    May 8, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Oh kara kara kara! You can hide but you can’t run! Maybe you should run – run back to Canada before things get worse for you and those around you? Your roommates, your only friend the fat hippo cunt. The fraudulent doctor soon to be under investigation cuz of you. Your son’s address has been doxxed, just leave and this will all stop.

    http://imgur.com/a/mWZFG

  • White Pride White Power
    May 7, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    WORTHLESS DUMPSTERSLUT!!!!

  • Kara Downs Syndrome
    May 6, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Why is Dr. Cory Adam Perugino, who seems to be a specialist in Rheumatology at Mass General, prescribing Xanax and Citalopram to this trashbomb, according to the images in the imgur scrape? You’d expect this to be prescribed by a psychiatrist or a general practitioner, not a specialist in rheumatology.

    • UsualSuspect
      May 7, 2017 at 8:11 am

      Had to pay for the used panties somehow, bartering for services maybe?

      • TheSterd
        May 7, 2017 at 6:51 pm

        That’s what I was thinking. Is Dr. Cory Adam Perugino, specialist in Rheumatology, in a transactional relationship with huge trashbag Kara Downs Syndrome? Anyways, I threw an envelope with printouts of Kara’s dumpster shenanigans plus this blog into the mail to the Fraud Investigation department of Mass Health. It’ll go out tomorrow. Hopefully they take this garbage bag shithog stuff seriously. Makes me sick that this shithog is slurping dick on our taxpayer dime.

  • Lydia
    May 6, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    We NEED a wall on both borders now that Canada passed Motion 103, which is, IF you speak out against iklam, you WILL be charged with a HATE CRIME! In another few years, Canada WILL be fully under IKLAMIC law, those women WILL be wearing those fawking black trash bags as clothing. Canada IS the next Iraq/Iran. They ARE DOOMED!

  • May 6, 2017 at 11:16 am

    For more kooky kara antics including using her son’s overdose as a LOOK AT ME attention grab, and her bragging about getting free healthcare on her student visa (fuck I’m a citizen and I can’t get insurance. I can’t get sick because I can’t afford to!) go here-

    http://imgur.com/a/hSNuS

  • me
    May 6, 2017 at 10:29 am

    dear NSTB–for some reason this is my favorite write-up at TB. so MANY good hits in this one piece. and your timing is impeccable. you placed “i wanna punch this chick in the face” in exactly the right spot.

    good stuff. so good in fact i am going to send this to my daughter whose biggest fear is being a ratchet, though we don’t call them ratchets down here. we just call it “trash.” on second thought, i don’t think it has ever occurred to my daughter that she COULD be a ratchet. yep, her biggest fear is standing to close to a ratchet for any extended period of time.

    me? i wanna pull that ball out of her lip in an upward direction. i am sure she could sport the split-lip look. it would compliment her “celebrated” body and bloated head.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    May 6, 2017 at 10:05 am

    Meanwhile, back in Canada, a 16 year old boy thanks God everyday that his embarrassment of a mother has deserted him to chase an internet boyfriend in the US.

  • Deer Tick
    May 6, 2017 at 5:46 am

    Fake Canadian.

    She would have reported what emerged from her snatch as 4.7 Kg not 10 lbs 6 oz. Canada is a Metric Cuntry.

  • Feminazi Go Home!
    May 6, 2017 at 1:02 am

    So she leaves Canada where low income students go to college virtually free and chooses to come to the US and get an associates degree? lmao Gotta wonder if she ever had custody of that kid because no sane person leaves their country and child to get a simple associates degree. Maybe hold off on your “dream” for two years until your kid is out of high school – that is, if you are the primary custodian, which I somehow doubt. What a selfish, demented twat regardless.

    • Matt
      May 6, 2017 at 1:57 am

      Exactly. She just wanted to be away from her kid and some Boston cock. HER SON TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AND SHE TURNED IT INTO A KARA PITY PARTY. He’s better off without her in his life.

  • Natasha
    May 5, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    Gov. assistance from two countries, milk it.

  • TIG OLE BITTIES
    May 5, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    I can’t believe it says she had a boyfriend. I thought for sure she was making scissor sandwiches w/ extra Mayo, toasted. Thought son was Artificial. The only thing in this prize winning piece by NSTB that brings me some relief, is that we aren’t the only place inhabited by Ratchets & Fupa’s. They apparently are every not just New England and to that I say THANK FUCKING GOD

  • Matt Sullivan
    May 5, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Kara moved to Boston after meeting some guy online. She used a student visa to get here only to find out online guy had a girlfriend. He left her stranded at Logan so like a true feminist she emailed the girlfriend “woman to woman” to let her know the guy supposedly cheated. She’s been kicked out of 3 rentfree houses for being intolerable. She has no sponsor to speak of they cut contact. Please contact ICE to get this free loading, chlamydia-infested Canuck back home!

  • flat brimmed turtle
    May 5, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Sounds like a maple queef full of greatness!!!
    Thank god our neighbors to the north exported this beauty to the USA…………
    Makes me want either a large poutine, or to shit myself!

  • Maggie the Cat
    May 5, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    This “woman” is a walking, talking nightmare.

    • FanFic
      May 5, 2017 at 8:11 pm

      Maggie the Cat, I love you for your screen name.
      Keep exposing mendacity.

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