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Sexual Harasser Shane Cohan Is Being Protected By The University Of Colorado So Feel Free To Give Them A Call Or Flood Them With Emails

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Yesterday we blogged about this poonburger named Shane Cohan, who sexually harassed conservative blogger Mindy Robinson, and sent her messages that she should kill herself. When she got the courage to publicly speak out against this (ya know, “me too”) she was rewarded with a 30 day ban from Facebook:

Because Facebook stands with men who aggressively harass women on their platform.

Of course in reality we all know by now that this only happens because Facebook simply doesn’t employ human beings that review reported posts. That’s why everyone on the left and right is always bitching about them. And that’s ultimately what Facebook wants. They want right wingers to think it’s a left wing conspiracy to silence them. They want left wingers to think it’s a right wing conspiracy to silence them.

That way no one ever addresses the REAL problem – Facebook is a multi-billion dollar company that encourages people to report things they don’t like, but has not invested any money into employing people to be comment moderators. They’re not left or right (although I’m sure most of them vote left). They’re just cheapskate monopolists who cut corners and bribe congress not to regulate them.

Anyway, we couldn’t find much about Shane yesterday. Then he went and posted this:

He literally just made that up because he became Turtleboy famous for being a pussy. He needed to find a way that Mindy victimized him, but he couldn’t, so he just made this up.

In reality what we’re dealing with her is a very attractive (turtle riders are almost always physically attractive), strong willed conservative woman who likes her guns, and a sackless virgin whose idea of a hot date involves wifi, redtube, and a bottle of olive oil.

This worthless maggot attends the University of Colorado, and is originally from Highland Park, Illinois.

According to the University of Colorado’s Twitter account, they’re on it:

But quite frankly, I don’t believe them. That tweet just reeks of lip service. Don’t let them get away with this. They want this to go away. Either sexual harassment of women is OK or it’s not. I was told at the latest celebrity lovefest that “Time’s up.” That’s what they keep saying. But is it really? If the University of Colorado continues to allow this shitstain to attend school there then it means they condone this behavior. I’ll be emailing and feel free to follow suit if you feel the same way, just as many others have.

People like Shane Cohan need to destroyed. The best part is that he thinks he’s gotten some moral victory here. But if Colorado won’t do anything about this, Google will. It’s gonna be awesome when he graduates, applies for jobs, and the first thing potential employers do is type Shane Cohan into the Google machine, and Turtleboy comes up on page one. Have a nice life shithead. Your family is ashamed of you and you will die alone.

P.S. The irony here is strong with this one…..

22 Comment(s)
  • Kanacke Hasser
    February 22, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    The problem is that this jew (sic) boy Shane Cohan is one of those textbook leftist jews (sic) who assassinated the Romanovs, perpetuated the Bolshevik revolution and the creation of the Soviet Republic, sold nuclear weapons designs to the Soviets like the communists (sic) Julius and Ethel Rosenberg who were executed for it in 1953, comprise the American Communist Party (started by jew C.E. Ruthenberg in 1919, are useful idiots (c.f. “Communist Manifesto” of Karl Marx) under the control of George Soros (born self-described “anti-Semitic” Hungarian jew Gyorgy Schwartz), who are Godless apostates and de facto permanent enemies of everything for which the United States stand, who have been manipulative and devious to the point of being reviled and relegated to administering their leftist agenda via behind the scene machinations within major institutions (e.g. Hollywood and the mainstream media), who continue to passively suppress minorities and lay the blame on the right, and finally, who see nothing wrong with oppressing women because they don’t have a shred of common decency or core values and are solely committed to feeding their own avarice.

    In short, he’s a leftist jew to the core. That’s why he’s the way he is. He’s just like the rest of them.

    • Finn
      February 23, 2018 at 10:28 am

      *sighs*

      As soon as you go anti-Semite, most (normal) people tune you out. You could be the most brilliant writer in the world, but as soon you use words like “jew-boy” (or “nigger”, “spic”, etc.), most think, “This person has nothing if they have to reach for the easy (and baseless) insult.”. Is that your best argument?

  • RacKAttacK
    February 22, 2018 at 12:54 am

    Not sure what that font is that he used when he posted/complained as Shane Jameson. This kid shouldn’t be allowed in public without a care taker just for that.

    • Kanacke Hasser
      February 22, 2018 at 12:15 pm

      Because like a typical jew, he’s hiding behind a Christian name to conceal his reprehensible jew activity.

    • Finn
      February 23, 2018 at 10:31 am

      Rackattack,

      That would be “Lemonade Stand” font. It makes everyone feel good! Even misogynist creeps like Shane can’t resist an adorable font. 🙂

  • johnnyb
    February 21, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    Hitting the Brakes =====…This kid is a douche. Mindy is a “public figure”. 100% of the people will not like Mindy. This pubescent piece of poop obviously doesn’t.Being a “public figure” ain’t easy…sometimes you gotta deal with p.o.t.a.o.s.. (hey, I’m old, you youngsters has lol, I have p.o.t.a.o.s., pimples on the ass of society). Sorry, but the internet insults are just that…electronically sent b.s. to get a rise out of people. Sorry, just can’t agree with most of this. (If the university has a policy of zero tolerance, then they must stick to the policy and this idiot should be booted)

  • #whatatool
    February 21, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Does he even lift bro?

  • ACCOUNTANTTURTLER
    February 21, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    ACCOUTANT TURTLER HERE! I GOT SOME ADVICE FOR YOU, BITCOIN HAD A BAD DAY! INVEST IN BITCOIN NOW!!!! ALSO IF ANY OF YOU HAVEN’T DONE YOUR TAXES YET. HMU I’ll COOK THE BOOKS! BITCOIN. I’LL COOK THE BOOKS.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 21, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    WHERE YOU AT BRET? Dont end up like turd burgler or mike duggan. FUCKING GUTTERSNIKE. Keep selling your ebt for cigarettes and dabs. COME TO WEYMOUTH AND MEET YOUR MAKER OR GIVE ME A TIME AND PLACE AND ILL COME TO YOU. That goes for any of you fucking sidewinder worcester pussys. At least mike duggan talked shit and gave me his address, turtle boy used to have some fun. Now its just full of cucks and snowflakes.
    you betta believe it
    #weymouthRISEUP
    #getfuckedup

    • Moufpiece
      February 21, 2018 at 10:10 pm

      Didn’t you go to duggans with at least one friend? Yea your solid kid. Go back to the sandbox before you get spanked.

    • Bret
      February 22, 2018 at 11:17 am

      12 King Street, apartment 2
      And bring your boyfriend, so I can sell both you bitches son.. you eat my dick so much I feel like I’m cheating on my wife…lol
      Do you blow your dad with that pretty mouth boy?
      Try Harder kid, you’re not on my level BrianAllbitch

  • February 21, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Fake news

  • Joe
    February 21, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    He’s probably a red pill douche!

    • Steven
      February 21, 2018 at 8:57 pm

      Id like to think you’re talking about the author, but I can’t tell. This useless “journalism” has to be the product of a liberal college. This snowflake author and b list celebrity are wasting a universities resources because mean words got said on the internet. Some serious safe space needing cuck behavior if I’ve ever seen it. Grow the fuck up and act like proper Americans, not a bunch of p.c. bro crybabies. I expect better from the right.

      • You Make Didi Look Human
        February 21, 2018 at 9:47 pm

        Looks like you’re the triggered snowflake here, Stephanie. And proving that you’re likely the dumbest one in the room (or comment section) is not a good look, either, despite your delusions of grandeur and trolling as a pretend conservative.

        Just stick to your usual (fake) Trump is God dumbassery, and let the adults discuss big boy issues. Own your idiocy – it’s probably the only thing you have.

        • Steven
          February 22, 2018 at 2:13 am

          I guess I’m one of the old fashioned conservatives that’s dying off and being replaced by this new “crybaby faggot that happens to like guns” breed that’s taking over. This is a fake news safe space for cucks.

          • Joe
            February 22, 2018 at 6:02 am

            Well Steve I was referring to this Shane Cohan character.

          • Jaguarpaw
            February 22, 2018 at 2:38 pm

            Steven, go back to MGTOW Olympus and let us entertained by TBS enjoy ourselves. If I wanted gun loving old fashioned conservatives I’d read Lucianne.com not Turtleboy. We don’t need ya telling us how manly men did stuff back in Ron Swanson’s days. It’s free to ride the Turtle so why get so bent out of shape. You’re obviously an Alpha, tell Ms. Steven to make you a sammich and go shoot some stuff on your compound cause no one is the boss of you. Especially not people who like Turtle stories and definitely not Turtle commenters.

  • February 21, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    Folks you need to reach out the Title IX office and the Office of Institutional Equity at this university. Notify their Chief Compliance Officer as well. Send it to public facing email accounts. Those areas are usually required by policy (and they love to follow policies) to have an intake investigation and not pay lip service in the form of tweets. The student conduct office is a nothing burger department in most universities staffed with student life, academic counseling, financial aid types and other busybodies. Get real people involved who have careers they want to advance and not derailed by ignoring a real incident. Again, Title IX Office, Institutional Equity and Chief Compliance Officer.

    • Joe
      March 11, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      Faggerpaw,

      Go back to your mother’s basement. This is place for not douchey weasel boys like you. Go home little boy.

  • Stan the man
    February 21, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Looks like Shane shaves his legs.

  • Heat Miser
    February 21, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    Shane Cohan’s compulsive deadlifting and hatred of women’s “fake tits” are telltale traits of a mysoginist with some serious mommy issues. He needs know it’s not his fault his mother was a filthy, drug addicted streetwalker that traded blowjobs for cigarettes back in Highland Park, Illinois. Yes, his 8th birthday party was embarrassing when mom shit in the fish tank. Not your fault. Move past it now, son.

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