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    Earlier today we blogged about this sexual predator who was arrested after grabbing a woman’s fun bags at the Burger King drive through in Kelley Square, under the guise that he was a cop doing an investigation.

     

    Soon afterwards the real Worcester Police arrested this numbnuts Christopher Villa, which led to us finding his insane Facebook page. We were so busy looking at all the pictures of himself pretending to be a cop that we missed the picture he posted of his Christmas tree. Wait for it……wait for it……

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    Yup. That’s right. Because who doesn’t have hardcore pornography playing in their Christmas card?

    We also missed one of the most glorious comments ever on his most recent post, which seems to explain a lot:

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    I don’t know what most of that means, or who Arthur or Hobson is, but it sounds important. Also, someone has crabs. Or AIDS. Not sure who. But from the looks of it this might be his former lover, who isn’t a fan of his new lover “Linda.” Evidently he is in danger of losing her due to his affinity for prostitutes, parents, and molesting children. All I know is, this guy’s clearly established that he’s Worcester’s biggest sexual predator. Good thing he’s pretending to be a cop. Might wanna lock this guy up for a while before he gives all of us crabs.

    Oh, and it’s also not the first time this year he’s been arrested for impersonating a cop in Main South:

    “Villa allegedly flashed a fake badge and tried to ask people about the location of narcotics in the area. Another witness said he questioned him about drinking alcohol and then tried to place him under arrest, police said.”

    I guess that’s one way to find drugs. Someone’s gotta hook him up with this chick:

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    Ahhh yes, Kate Giorgio. The local ratchet who pretended to graduate form the police academy:

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    Pretended to be a Charlton cop:

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    Pretended to be friends with Trooper Clardy

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    And pretended to be friends with Ron Tarentino

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    Before blowing her cover by doing an interview with the Turtlegram at Tarentino’s funeral. They’d be a great couple. Two people who think they’re cops.

    Multiple people have also messaged us and told us that Christopher Villa is employed as a rent-a-cop at The Fairways on East Mountain Street. Hopefully not for too much longer though, or else he’s gonna order the smut channel and the whole place will have crabs.

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. FiestyLawyerLady


      Tits: ruining the lives of men since the beginning of time.

      1. Reddog


        And years of enjoyment also Fiesty.

        1. FiestyLawyerLady


          Touché my friend, touché…

          🙂

      2. BobnMic


        Hey any chance of getting rid of that fucking avatar anytime time soon? Jesus already.

        1. FiestyLawyerLady


          Say pretty please with a cherry on top!

    2. me1333


      Not to take away from this guy’s obvious pigginess but the Xmas card is actually just a picture that was viral on Facebook as a meme and not his personal picture.

    3. wabbitt


      I had a feeling he might be a security guard somewhere. Probably couldn’t pass the psych test to get an actual job with the PD.

    4. New year,same old me


      That speech from Carolyn is about the movie Arthur

    5. The REAL Kevin Lynch and bad ass


      This is KEVIN LYNCH, I want you all to leave my bestie alone or I will punch you in the face till I break a nail. I will step on your new sneakers for making fun of my Boi ! He didn’t do nuthin to our so shut it . I am going to be his personal bodyguard when he is back out and if one of you assfaces come near him you will feel the wrath of he’ll come through my beautiful pink nails and I will beat you till skin falls off my balls . Fuck you leave us alone- your all criminals and I hate you . Punch- punch

      1. BobnMic


        Hi Real I really liked your post. Do you wanna get a private chatroom sometime?

      2. Turd Burglestein


        Wait…you have balls?

    6. KingOfKielbasa


      I also heard he is a rent a cop at one of the Krock buildings on main st…Katie probably hired him herself.

    7. FiestyLawyerLady


      I’d fuck him……

      1. FiestyLawyerLady


        Not even if he was the last man on this planet. You also repeat this joke too much. You’re too boring to pretend to be me you ugly cunt.

        1. FiestyLawyerLady


          I’d fuck him…..

          1. Professor M(eth)


            I’d give him a toothless blowjob and juggle his balls with my tongue.

    8. Anti crabs


      I’m dying at “Before he gives us all crabs” lol

    9. Dick Hertz from Holden


      Christopher Villa, better get the hand lube ready, something tells me you won’t be dating much in 2017 But hey, you’re an eternal internet star now ! so you’ve got that going for you LMAO

    10. FiestyLawyerLady


      I’m not really sure like what this story is here for but like to keep up with Paul Larson but in like 1988 President Lincoln like freed the slaves or whatever so we could have rap music and whatever.

      Even though there were some warning signs from the slave traders in Africa who said things like ‘Am you sure you wants to bring dem to your country? Them am rapist and murderers!

    11. AM


      First off, thank you TB for continuing to expose these sick individuals. Where to begin with this guy….obviously twisted and unbalanced. Look at the way the Christmas tree is decorated completely off kilter just like his brain. The porn in the pic is self explanatory. Impersonating PD is very scary. Grabbing girl @ BK drive thru = pathetic. Glad he was caught. Perfect match made in “mental case city” with Katie giorgio. These people need to be locked up or better yet exported to another planet.

    12. State cop wannabees


      He is reminding of the Worcester County jail guards. Perfect fit for sure.

    13. Steve French


      sloppy deli…….very sloppy deli
      Hate to be critical…..BUT….its lookin like there isn’t a turtle editor to proof read anything these days…lol
      Why let the truth get in the way of a good headline?????

      “Sexual Predator Fake Cop’s Christmas Card Features Hardcore Porn On TV, Might Be Giving Chicks Crabs, Has Been Arrested For All Of This In January”

      first off…..yes the guy is a shit bag

      last I checked having porno playing in front of a Christmass tree isn’t a crime, nor is speculation that he is giving anyone crabs…lol

      AND……. I wouldn’t mind so much BUT…… this trash was written, or posted on 12/31/16… and the headline reads ARRESTED FOR ALL OF THIS IN JANUARY?….. apparently you have a fortune teller or physic on staff?

      clean up the sloppy deli turtle turd… most people who have money to spend, don’t enjoy being insulted when you assume we will believe bullshit, and forgive me but I also prefer reading anything with proper sentence structure…. youll still get idiots reading this shit, but not people with options, jobs, education or the money to spend with the good people who advertise on TBS .. sorry im a dick…clean up your shit

      1. Kevin Lynch


        Lmao SLOPPY DELI.
        Who ever wrote that post is a child molesting fag who gags on daddy’s dick!
        Talk about people who read TBS articles have no jobs lmao and you read every article up there you fucking homo . Why did you bother to post ? Oh so you could say your 2 cents ? Ha NOBODY cares what a Skinner has to say flaming faggot ! Get a life before your the next good read!

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