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Some Trolls Showed Up On The Turtleboy Live Show Tonight And They Quickly Realized That Snapping Turtle Riders Bite Back When You Poke The Turtle

Some Trolls Showed Up On The Turtleboy Live Show Tonight And They Quickly Realized That Snapping Turtle Riders Bite Back When You Poke The Turtle

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Epic Episode of Turtleboy Live Tonight. We had South Short Turtlegirl on for a little bit before some technical difficulties cut that short. But nevertheless, we spent half the episode unfolding one of the most riveting ratchets in Turtleboy history – Gabbie Hebert – the “pregnant veteran” stage five clinger who was involved in the robbing and subsequent running over of a local heroin dealer. Oh yea, and someone in her unit sent us some VERY revealing photos she took, that we only will be sharing on this episode of Facebook Live, but not the blog itself. So watch it if you dare.

Over 6,000 turtle riders tuned in live, with over 1,200 comments and counting. We have the greatest fans in the world. But the best part was when a couple trolls showed up led by this chick:

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As stated during the show, she is correct. This is not journalism. We do two kinds of blogs at Turtleboy – fun cheesehog blogs, and hard hitting investigative reporting. We like to mix it up. Sometimes people need a break from all the corruption and need something to make them feel better about themselves. And when we profile winners like Gabbi Hebert, everyone immediately feels better about themselves. Because it makes you realize that no matter how bad your day was, there are people who are way more fucked up than you. Didn’t turn out too well for poor Paigey-poo

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Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

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22 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    March 1, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    TB is on a roll. 50k followers plus all these posters, some obviously deranged but still bringing TB bank.

  • The Poop Hole Loop Hole
    March 1, 2017 at 11:23 am

    Gabby… would

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    March 1, 2017 at 11:03 am

    I am continuously confused why anyone says shoot your local drug dealer. First off if that’s a fair statement then let’s just shoots all the druggies. Nah, instead of shooting anyone how about we stop giving them business. It is a market, it allows people to make money and if that is literally the way you think, then we need to shoot the drive thru chick at Mickey dees, because she is contributing to the bad health and obesity of children. Not their parents , friends or family, it’s the drive thru chicks fault! And if there was not a market they would be out of business and have to sling hair accessories.
    It’s a stupid statement, they all have parents and friends and family too! I agree with turning them in, and stopping their business in your neighborhood, but please stop saying shoot them like it should actually be a thing. And the open letters to my brothers drug dealer, also needs to stop, how about stop your brother from doing drugs, how bout dat!

  • DJ Zepyhyrecat
    March 1, 2017 at 7:54 am

    Happy Easter SSTG!!

  • Suck a dick Aiden kearney
    March 1, 2017 at 7:33 am

    When will you grow up and stop writing articles about your past students and things that literally aren’t even enough to make a story out of. You need to stop being so sensitive. Damn kearney.

  • BobnMic
    March 1, 2017 at 5:47 am

    As far as I’m concerned SSTG can scrape the herpes scabs off of my love muscle with her nasty tongue ring

  • BobnMic
    March 1, 2017 at 2:57 am

    Ya ok so as ridiculous in here as this can actually fucking get it seems to get all that much more worse with just all that more weird as fuck nucake shit. Great job keeping the shit rolling down hill however. That’ll work out well I’m sure.

    • BobnMic
      March 1, 2017 at 3:24 am

      Good bye for God sake. Holy fucking shit with this craziness.

      • WPD
        March 1, 2017 at 3:32 am

        I see you listened to “Live” , BobnMic. Now do us all a favor and go be an auxiliary officer, if they will allow it…

        You messed with SSTG, bad move! Way too many of us love her and will gladly troll your sorry ass for it. Your apology was a joke and about as sincere as your career.

        Have a nice day xxoxoo

        • BobnMic
          March 1, 2017 at 4:33 am

          Auxiliary. As it is properly spelled numbnut. I SAID FUCKING SORRY TO THIS NUTJOB. What else is needed a fucking major ass kissing? Sorry that will never ever fucking happen. Ever. But crazies trolling in her on her fucking articles are ok. Kinda shows where the fuck she is coming from huh?

          • Branch Mgr from Boylston
            March 1, 2017 at 8:02 am

            When are you going to stop this nonsense? It’s a damn blog. Is your reputation to a bunch of strangers more important than me and your family? Please STOP!

          • Walt & June
            March 1, 2017 at 8:05 am

            We told you not to marry this schmuck! I knew it then- his priorities were and still are all about him, him, him!

          • The Cartagena's
            March 1, 2017 at 8:16 am

            Agreed, Walt! He’s a shitty neighbor, too. Always borrowing my tools and never returning them, crying all night in the backyard after he sucks down a case of whatever cheap beer was on sale today. That’s just in the few days. Fuck me- why did I move here?!?

          • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
            March 1, 2017 at 8:43 am

            Has he been stuffing the hose from the backpack blower up his butthole again?

          • BobnMic's Gerbil
            March 1, 2017 at 8:44 am

            Good Lord…..so that’s where those tornados have been coming from lately. It blew my last Hartz treat right out of my paws, never to be seen again.

          • BobnMic
            March 1, 2017 at 9:32 am

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 1, 2017 at 12:35 pm

            So who are you calling a nutjob bobbie? That’s not the way to stay on someone’s good side. Maybe you need to quit hitting the bottle so hard and smoke some of that green stuff instead…it’ll mellow you out and then maybe you won’t be such a gigantic gaping anus.

          • BobnMic
            March 1, 2017 at 12:42 pm

            Yeah, it’ll mellow you out so much that you start to take video of yourself taking a shit and sharing it with strangers. Much better. Oooohh, I think I hear the loony tunes song playing for you asswiper.

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 1, 2017 at 5:39 pm

            Bobbie…your troll game is soooooo bad. What you should do in return is print out my picture, then film yourself emptying a magazine into my smiling poop face and post it here. Trust me…you’ll feel a whole lot better venting your anger and frustration of being out-trolled here.

            I bet you’re a shitty shot though…you probably couldn’t even make a tight circle. Those shots will be all over the place. I heard you were always last in class when it came to marksmanship skills.

          • BobnMic
            March 1, 2017 at 5:42 pm

            Ya ok Turd. You’re gonna be sorry you suggested that. I’m going to go polish up my airsoft AR15 and fill your turd burgling ass full of plastic bb’s. You’ll be shitting plastic nuggets until you’re 50.

          • March 1, 2017 at 10:04 pm

            Behave Bob! Let’s be nice…

            😉

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    March 1, 2017 at 12:43 am

    Oh snap!! I thought you forgot about mine again… 😉

    Dun dun dun dun………

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