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Last year we published this blog about the Somerset-Berkley field hockey team, after their star player, who is both a boy and the coach’s son, scored the game winning goal against Canton in a playoff match.
Final (OT): Somerset-Berkeley 3, Canton 2. Lucas Crook nets the winner in overtime. #hockomock
— Ryan Lanigan (@R_Lanigan) November 8, 2017
He went on to become a Boston Globe All-Star, as he scored 3 of his teams 4 goals in the previous game against Hopkinton.
Every year I feel like we’re writing a blog about this. Because it’s ridiculous. And just like our blogs about the sharks, this gets turtle riders all upset….
Why can’t he just play the sport that he loves?”
If he was so good then how come they only one by one point?”
“He works his ass off, and so do his teammates. Stop degrading them!!”
We were bombarded with angry messages from his teammates and people from Somerset.
But guess what? We were right and you were wrong. This isn’t normal. Boys are bigger, stronger, and faster than girls. That’s why we have separate sports for boys and girls – so girls can have a chance to compete. It’s bananas that this is even up for debate. This is literally the “patriarchy” that social justice warriors claim to be against. Now they’re cool with it because…..feelings.
Well, the coach’s son Lucas is a senior this year, and thanks to him and the other boy on the team Somerset-Berkley is pretty much murdering everyone now:
The two boys on the Somerset Berkley team appear to be good athletes who, at times, were dominant in Monday’s 5-1 victory over a very good all-girls Dartmouth team. I’m guessing it’s pretty much been that way throughout a season that’s seen the Raiders win seven straight games, and nine of 10 by an average of better than eight goals. (Their only loss came in a 2-1 setback at Walpole back on Sept. 17).
The boys are playing because, by rule, they are allowed to play. And, as long at they can take the verbal heat from those who refuse to accept the rule, good luck to them. But when Somerset Berkley continues to win games by 11-0 (at Bourne), 15-1 (Fairhaven), 12-0 (Apponequet), 10-0 (Dighton-Rehoboth), 11-0 (at Case), 8-0 (at D-R) and 7-0 (at Seekonk) scores and one or both boys remain on the field and continue to play a role in the domination, that school should expect the heatwave to continue.
Is this fun? Is it fun to beat Fairhaven 15-1? Is it fun to beat Apponequet 10-0? Do they leave the field with a feeling of accomplishment? The Dartmouth team they beat only has one loss, and they beat them 5-1. Guess how many goals Lucas Crooks scored? Four. He scored four of the five goals. His Mom (the coach) intentionally keeps his name out of the paper when she calls it in, because she understands how ridiculous it looks. So spare me your bullshit about the rest of his team being really good. The Dartmouth girls scored as many goals as the Somerset girls and still got murdered. Because Somerset has two boys.
Ya know what the worst part about this is? The team would probably be pretty good without them. The girls on the team will never, ever get the credit they deserve if this team wins the State Championship. Because the first thing everyone will say is,
“Yea, but you guys had the boys.”I don’t care how hard they worked, or how well they played as a team. At the end of the day they had a distinct advantage because the two boys on the team dominated. So if you go to Somerset-Berkley and you’re tempted to send us another angry message, just understand that you can only blame yourselves for participating in this circus.
Parents also tell us that the coach sets up her team in order to make sure a boy is always around the ball. Because she, like everyone with a brain, recognizes that the boys are better than the girls. Lucas plays on offense and the other boy plays on defense. If the ball gets to the defense they give it to him, he uses his developed boy muscles that girls will never be able to posses, and he hits the ball right back to Lucas. Girls on the other teams might as well not even show up.
Maybe the boys will go on get Division 1 college scholarships. Oh wait, men can’t play field hockey in the NCAA. Because they’re smart enough to realize how insane it is to let boys beat up on girls like this. So what are we doing here then? High school sports are supposed to to be used by the best athletes as a way to play in college. Well, he’s the best, and that ain’t gonna happen. So I guess the point of this is to prove a point and beat the shit out of some girls for four years before never playing field hockey again. Makes sense.
Here’s another question – did they have to tryout for this team? If there is a single girl at Somerset-Berkley who didn’t make the team because a boy took their spot, I would certainly hope that their parents would be raising hell. Boys have cross country, football, golf, and soccer in the fall. If none of those sports are good enough for you then too bad. You don’t get to play against the girls because it’s your “love.”
Notre Dame Academy in Worcester and Hingham are all girls schools. They don’t have the option of playing boys. How is that fair? Coed schools are drawing from a population twice as high. Notre Dame Worcester also doesn’t have a soccer team. When you go to school there you know you can’t play soccer, even if it’s your “love.” Why can’t we do the same thing to boy field hockey players?
I blame the coach for allowing this. If my son said he loved field hockey and really wanted to play I would tell him too bad. Because sometimes kids don’t get everything they want. Parents of the other teams have every right to be upset and turn their animosity on him as he beats up on their daughters. What kind of Mom puts their son in a situation like this? What is he even achieving when he wins? He beat a bunch of girls.
But at the same time I blame the boys themselves just as much as the adults who are allowing this. I remember being a senior in high school. I would be embarrassed to do what they’re doing. Don’t they have any pride or shame? Does this feel good for them? Do they not realize what they’re doing is shameful?
Here’s what needs to happen – Xaverian, St. John’s Prep, and St. John’s Shrewsbury all need to make field hockey teams. As a matter of fact the hockey teams at these schools should all be encouraged to play field hockey in the fall to get ready for the winter season. They need to win every game by 30 goals in order to draw attention to just how insane and ridiculous this is. Feminists will tell you that boys and girls are equal. They’re not. And that’s OK.
As usual, social justice bullshit benefits men at the expense of women.