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Southboro Boarding School Being Sued By Mom Because Junior Has Imaginary Sickness From Wifi

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Today’s episode of “People who should be fed to the Chinese” comes from the affluent town of Southboro, where some weenie’s mother is all bent out of shape about wifi:

SourceA boarding school in central Massachusetts is being sued by parents who claim the school’s Wi-Fi signal is making their son sick.

The Worcester Telegram & Gazette reports that the unidentified plaintiffs have filed a lawsuit against the Fay School in Southboro. The parents say their 12-year-old son has “Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity Syndrome” and has suffered headaches, nosebleeds and nausea since the school activated a stronger wireless signal in 2013.

The family is seeking $250,000 in damages and wants the school to switch to Ethernet cable Internet or turn down the Wi-Fi signal, according to The Telegram.

The school said in a statement that a company analyzed the Wi-Fi and found the signal is well within federal safety limits.

“Isotrope’s assessment was completed in January 2015 and found that the combined levels of access point emissions, broadcast radio and television signals, and other RFE emissions on campus ‘were substantially less than one ten-thousandth (1/10,000th) of the applicable safety limits (federal and state).” the school said.

WBZ-TV’s Dr. Mallika Marshall reported in June that a number of people believe invisible rays are making them sick, but some doctors say there is no evidence of a link between Wi-Fi and illness.

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Oh for fuck’s sake. I’d say “Better call Saul” but the Internet already beat me to that one.

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Who would ever wanna be a teacher these days? If you’re working in Worcester then you meet three sets of parents per year and the rest don’t give a shit. If you’re living in Southboro you have to deal with helicopter parents like this who hire lawyers to sue you because Junior’s got a nose bleed.

Newsflash – EHS isn’t a real disease. Just ask the World Health Organization, who basically says that this overzealous parent is full of shit:

EHS has no clear diagnostic criteria and there is no scientific basis to link EHS symptoms to EMF exposure. Further, EHS is not a medical diagnosis, nor is it clear that it represents a single medical problem

Look, I don’t give a shit what a bunch of crap that you found on Google says. This isn’t a real disease. And if it is, you should probably just lock yourself in your house and never come out again. Because wifi ain’t going anywhere. If you wanna protect your kid from this imaginary disease then they’re never gonna be able to get McDonald’s for the rest of their lives, because there isn’t a single McDonald’s in America that doesn’t have wifi.

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This is yet another example of one person trying to take something away from everyone else because they can’t deal with reality. If you wanna go back to the days of ethernet cables then go for it. But wifi is just a way of life at this point. I would imagine in a boarding school like this everyone’s got a lap top and they’re learning interactively. And wifi makes that the most accessible way for kids to learn. But now you have this ONE parent who wants to make it harder for everyone else to learn because she’s diagnosed Junior with an imaginary disease.

The bottom line is, if this same kid were born in Worcester, he wouldn’t have EHS. Because poor kids who parents can’t afford to have a lawyer on retainer magically don’t suffer from “diseases” like this. But apparently this ultra wealthy family just doesn’t have enough money so now they have to suck more out of the school and make life harder for everyone else. One thing is for sure – Junior is probably gonna be the last kid at Fay to ever make it to first base.

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17 Comment(s)
  • September 29, 2015 at 1:49 am

    It’s nearly impossible to find knowledgeable people for this topic,
    however, you sound like you know what you’re talking about!
    Thanks

  • John Smith
    August 27, 2015 at 11:47 am

    Read some research NOT funded by the communications industry. Meanwhile, don’t allow your four to seven
    year old female child, close to long-term exposure in school. And certainly, do not by a home next to a tower.
    (One country and one province in Canada have already removed it from primary schools,)

  • Whatevahhh
    August 26, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Kbella
    August 25, 2015 at 11:22 pm
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    I moved into a house with a WIFI tower at the end of the driveway. Three years later I was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent a bi-lateral mastectomy with reconstruction. So, yeah, it makes me wonder…

    yeah, there was no cancer before wifi

    • Kbella
      August 26, 2015 at 5:21 pm

      I’m not saying I believe that the WIFI tower caused my cancer but it’s got me wondering. I’m a bit young to have breast cancer and it doesn’t run in my family and I don’t carry the “cancer gene.” I’ll bet if you were in my shoes you’d be curious to learn more about how electromagnetic radiation can impact your health. I hope you don’t get cancer you D-bag.

  • Chris From Georgia
    August 26, 2015 at 7:54 am

    I wonder who their doctor is and is this being confirmed by the doctor.

  • Dude
    August 26, 2015 at 7:41 am

    I read a study trying to answer the question if this is a real disease. When participants were exposed to an above normal amount of electromagnetism 70% of them reported symptoms. When told they were exposed, but not actually exposed to any 70% of them reported symptoms. That usually means it’s all in their head, but lets go ahead and waste money suing people.

  • strata
    August 26, 2015 at 7:23 am

    Some people are just so miserable and are desperately seeking attention IMO. I wonder what their home life is really like? Happy marriage? Happy family? Happy life? Gotta wonder what makes people do what they do ….

  • Ula Sawyer
    August 26, 2015 at 1:14 am

    It’s a usually the minority’s complaints/actions that screw everything for the majority…like now we can’t roll our shopping carts home ’cause of others stealing them! (Heh)

  • Kbella
    August 25, 2015 at 11:22 pm

    I moved into a house with a WIFI tower at the end of the driveway. Three years later I was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent a bi-lateral mastectomy with reconstruction. So, yeah, it makes me wonder…

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      August 26, 2015 at 7:54 am

      sounds scientific to me.

      • Kbella
        August 26, 2015 at 5:16 pm

        You seem lovely.

    • Dude
      August 26, 2015 at 10:49 am

      Correlation does not equal causation. With all the Wifi/cell towers up and going up over just the last decade, you’d expect a big jump in cancer/tumor rates and the numbers don’t reflect that conclusion. I’m reminded of a meme floating around the interweb with a column of drinks with the following “equations”:

      Scotch + Soda = Hangover
      Vodka + Soda = Hangover
      Whiskey + Soda = Hangover
      Rum + Soda = Hangover
      Gin + Soda = Handover
      Therefore, Soda causes hangovers

  • Publius
    August 25, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    Southboro is pretty much weenies with pinkys up. A nouveau Newton.

  • John
    August 25, 2015 at 9:46 pm

    This family’s lawyer clearly should have talked them out of filing this lawsuit. I hope our legal system functions as intended in this instance and makes fools of these people in court.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 26, 2015 at 1:36 am

      The lawyer is getting paid, so he doesn’t give a shit. Let these rich dildos file as many frivolous lawsuits as they want, as long as their check clears!

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      August 26, 2015 at 7:51 am

      It is my sincere hope that the judge makes this helicopter parent pay all of the legal costs. They do realize that any money they would get and the legal fees spent are that much less spent on the kids? Just total retards.

  • An etymologist here
    August 25, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    Is his bedroom lined with aluminum foil? Those wifi waves are every where. Does this woman wear a foil hat? I am going develop a speshul anti-wifi hat and make a mint off these nuts. I will throw in a free orgone generator to fight the evil cell phone towers of doom.

    That said, mama needs to homeschool Junior and leave us internet wizard to our wifi.

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