• Southeastern Votech Coddles “Tired” Students With A Two-Hour Delay After Super Bowl Because We Are Raising A Generation Of Crybaby Vag Bags



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    If you’re wondering why we are raising an entire generation of pussies this may give you some insight: 

    Look at this garbage from the Brockton Enterprise: 

    EASTON – As a way to boost morale, show support for the hometown football team and as a practical matter, Southeastern Regional Vocational Technical High School in Easton announced that there will be a two-hour delay for class to begin on the Monday morning after the Super Bowl. The regional school, which serves nine communities including Brockton, announced the two-hour delay on Friday afternoon.The school floated the plan earlier this week, saying the delay would be based on the amount of Patriots support on display in class on Friday. The superintendent of the regional school district, Luis Lopes, said the feedback was mostly positive when the idea was teased on Facebook on Thursday.

    “The show of support by the staff and students along with over 48,000 post reaches on Facebook made this an easy decision,” the vocational school said in a Facebook post on Friday “Congratulations and go Patriots!”
    Class normally starts at 7:50 a.m. at Southeastern, but it would begin at 9:50 a.m. on Monday with the delay in place, Lopes said. Dismissal during the afternoon will take place as usual at 2:30 p.m. This will be the first time ever that Southeastern called for a morning-after-the-Super-Bowl delay. The regional district served by the vocational school includes Foxboro, where the Patriots play their home games at Gillette Stadium.

    Lopes told The Enterprise that the purpose of the two-hour delay is two-fold. First of all, it’s a source of pride, to come together and support the home town football team as they head into the championship game. Second, Lopes said that statistics from previous Patriots Super Bowl years show that attendance is lacking on the days following the big game. Lopes also justified the proposed two-hour delay citing the fact that Southeastern has longer hours compared to many public schools in Massachusetts. At least 990 hours of core instruction are required by the state each year, Lopes said, and Southeastern is on pace to notch 1,100 hours of class time due to its extended days during the non-winter months.

    That’s right. Southeastern Regional Votech decided that their students deserved a two-hour delay this morning after the Patriots went in to a first-ever historical overtime last night. Yeah. They got to go to school two hours late while the rest of Pats Nation had to crawl out of bed with hangovers, dark circles, and no voices to face the music in the real world. Give me a muhfuckin break. 

    Is it awesome that we won? Totally. Even I, SSTG, who doesn’t watch sports, stayed up late so that Mr. Turtlegirl could prance around our living room with our kids like he was Fred Astaire. 

    But you know what Mr. Turtlegirl and I did this morning? We woke up and went to fucking work like the rest of you poor, celebratory, saps reading this. Oh, and so did every other kid in New England! Well, except this ONE group of votech kids in Easton. God forbid they are a little tired while learning to trim bangs or change a spark plug. 

    It’s expected that you, and all your co-workers, will be high-fiving with bleary eyes, yawning in meetings, and making your interns go and get you an extra cup of coffee. Desk Girl hurled the last coffee run at the boss because it was the fifth time we sent her out to Dunks this morning. It’s part of the process. Suck it up. 

    Look, I get it. It’s really exciting and what the Pats pulled off had 10k to 1 odds. That doesn’t mean that a select group of kids needs an extra couple hours of sleep. Do you think Brady will sleep at all between now and Wednesday? Nope. Because he’s a winner. He knows what it’s like to have to press on. To endure. We probably won’t ever see another one like him because the future generations are straight-up doomed because of the participation trophy mentality. 

    Looks like I’m not alone in my feelings either: 

    Gail obviously went to a Votech and is a strong supporter of education. 

    Those administrators should be shit-canned for being part of the downfall of society. Just sayin’. 

    South Shore Turtlegirl

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    1. Mambo


      I’m sure they’re using the kids as an excuse so the teacher’s could come in late. You don’t think they’re more likely to feel the after effects then the children?

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


        I think we are all bags of shit today and should suck it up.

    2. Linda


      Actually, someone is more likely to be able to excel at almost anything now because of the number of weak and lame youth and adults they have to compete with. If you can’t get ahead now, you suck. Get and out and do whatever you want, no one will stand in your way.

    3. GoneWest


      Learn how to fucking drink

    4. John


      This is actually about a school doing a nice and cool thing for the kids and teachers there. It’s not about being snowflakes. Are people not allowed to do something nice for each other anymore? Get a life people.

      1. BobnMic


        Get the fuck up and bite the hair of the dog = Bloody Mary. Then rock on with your bad self and watch highlights.

        1. BobnMic


          ^^^ It’s really me South STG. I have to change my screen pic every once in awhile because of the trolls (Turd and Fiesty). I know you’ve seen them. They’re like fucking scum sucking leeches and they will never go away if you disagree with them. Ever.

          But – Still partying with the Pat’s win however. Whooooooraaaaaa! Yaaaaaaa baby!!!!!!!!!!! Wewww – whooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

          1. FiestyLawyerLady


            Sometimes late at night when I can’t fall asleep because I have heart burn, I feel bad for you. Then I realize that my compassion only lasts for a few minutes for dick bags and men who enjoy a good reach around from Kevin Lynch. You and him should get married. David won’t miss him, he’s too busy sniffing cocaine off of his EBT card.

            1. BobnMic


              So what the fuck are you looking for fake Lawyer? A fucking threesome with a coke dealer, a fag, and a fag’s boyfriend plus you being the pill head drama queen in the middle? Jesus H. Christ. Bring the rubber gloves to that orgy my my my. Chemically disinfect that fucking place ASAP or STAT!!!!.

            2. BobnMic


              Fiesty says – “Sometimes late at night when I can’t fall asleep because I have heart burn, I feel bad for you.”

              That’s because you are infatuated with me. You are obsessed with me. You totally love me. Sorry – I do not love you back. I never did. Get the fuck over it. I cannot stand you. You are a total nutjob. A psychopath. You prove here time and time again how fucking nuts you are. And for me to actually stick up for you and be nice to you back when everybody hated you was a big time mistake. But hey, live and learn right?

            3. FiestyLawyerLady


              You’re delusional man. Someone posted proof of me turning you down 8 months ago, and you chalked it up to you “being nice” and not flirting or asking to hang out with me LOL. It was posted days ago by someone named “BobnPauls Chat Shack” Since I turned you down, you haven’t stopped man.

              Trust me when I tell you that I do NOT……..AT ALL……..EVER……need to look online for a man if I was single and looking of course (I am not). Plus, you’re a weak and soft lonely retired man. You make my nipples invert from disgust.

              When I say I feel bad for you, I mean it like “Why am I being mean to a disabled person who is lonely?” kind of way. Back to ignoring you Bob. My heartburn is gone so I need to sleep. Unlike you who sleeps until 2pm, I have shit to do in the morning.

            4. BobnMic


              So again you dribble – “You’re delusional man. Someone posted proof of me turning you down 8 months ago, and you chalked it up to you “being nice” and not flirting or asking to hang out with me LOL.”

              No no no and no. And more no. So let me get this straight. I am nice and stupidly cordial to a women here online. That means I’m some sort of a pick up artist? I have said a billion times that I am a happily married man. So – is this all you got to embarrass me about?

              You got up your game sister. Your failed attempt with trying to crush me on the W6 article failed. Everything else that you said that I lied about failed. Failure after failure. Why don’t you just give it a rest and raise the white flag?

              I’ll make you a deal. I’ll stop calling you a fake Lawyer if you get off of my shit and I mean Tredge as well. If not a total comply then I will continue to ever loving fucking burn you at every turn.

            5. BobnMic


              Hey everybody – you want to see some bullshit?

              FiestyFakeLawyer says – “Oh you mean asking me questions about the Bar exam? I know every single answer because I have been there and done that Bob. Answering those questions here prove nothing though, because then you will just accuse me of using google.”

              Real Meaning – I am grasping at straws here to try to be the utmost popular and beloved person in here by pretending to be a Lawyer.

            6. BobnMic


              ^^^ So fuck you.

            7. South Shore Turtlegirl


              When my notifications on my phone go ballistic because of you two.

            8. BobnMic Fact Checker


              FiestyLawyerLady (in reply to “Usual Suspect”)
              APRIL 18, 2016

              Nice Avatar lol… I didn’t want to be the only one using an animal.

              Reply
              BobnMic 
              APRIL 19, 2016

              So ok when are we going to get married already. I mean it’s been a million years right? Well maybe not. But still. Lol.

              Sorry, just plain hi. I’m a goof.

            9. BobnMic


              Do you think kevvy would really be interested in hanging out with me sometime? That would be really cool. We have so much in common with everyone here hating the both of us. We could be a real power couple. I could be his power bottom and he could be my power top. We could try out all those cool positions I’ve seen on the Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoons before. Those guys Gary and Ace are my idols.

            10. DJ BobnMic


              Oh NO not Again!

            11. BobnMic


              South STG says – “When my notifications on my phone go ballistic because of you two.”

              Well that is a bit embarrassing on my part South STG and I humbly apologize. That was never my intent here. I get accosted by an SJW who pretends to be a Lawyer then I respond times two and sometimes more. That’s simply how I roll as I do not like liars and frauds. Sorry about your phone however.

            12. South Shore Turtlegirl


              You’re both fine. I was just laughing as I was trying to go to bed.

            13. BobnMic


              Thanks South STG. Common Sense is where you are at. Halle – fucking – lujah girl…

    5. James


      You need to get your head out of your ass if you think this two hour delay is contributing to this so-called “downfall to society.” I’m sure you’d be fucking thrilled if you got to go into work two hours late. I take all honors and AP classes at Southeastern, I’m a member of National Honors Society, and I work 15 hours every week. With all of this to juggle, I’m still an A student and you’re wrong for calling this generation “crybaby vag bags.” The staff and students at our school work incredibly hard, and we’re a level 1 school in the state of Massachusetts. Maybe do a bit of research on the school before writing a garbage article, and stay mad because a school decides to do something in fun spirit.

      1. Skinner Steve


        Good luck in the trades James you fucking sissy

    6. Paxton


      Thank the lord I got an education and job in journalism through Southeastern, otherwise I’d be writing really shitty articles like this! Consider a new career path.

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


        Sad news. This pays better than writing for a newspaper. Both as a stringer and as a staff writer. You’re covering 15 towns and 30 stories a week while making $25K a year. So, yep, you might hate the article but that selectmen meeting coverage won’t pay off your student loans anytime in the next 70 years.

        1. Skinner Steve


          Boom roasted

    7. John


      If your going to post at least then post ALL the facts. Vocational schools by there very definition put in about 200 more hours per school year than other high schools.
      So with that being said, it was not an exercise in coddling, but a way for the superintendent to thank the outstanding students who work so hard for their efforts.
      I am sure, through personal experience, that this is a reward and if the work ethic of the students slacks, will not be repeated. Further, you’re probably one of those that wished they could have attended a vocational school, but did not.
      I did, 35 years ago, like many of my fellow graduates remain in my trade, and support the schools efforts to educate the next generation of hard working Americans.
      The superintendents insight to reward a job well done should not be looked at as coddling, but just that, as a reward.

    8. Michelle


      You couldn’t have made your point without using the term crybaby vag bags?

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl


        It made me giggle.

    9. BobnMic


      “BobnMic Fact Checker FEBRUARY 7, 2017
      4 0 Rate This

      FiestyLawyerLady (in reply to “Usual Suspect”)
      APRIL 18, 2016

      Nice Avatar lol… I didn’t want to be the only one using an animal.

      Fiesty says:

      Reply
      BobnMic
      APRIL 19, 2016

      So ok when are we going to get married already. I mean it’s been a million years right? Well maybe not. But still. Lol.

      Sorry, just plain hi. I’m a goof.” Unquote.

      Me – What in the flying fuck of all globally know flying fucks and even in the universal flying fucks does this even prove? “I’M A GOOF.” Anybody with an ounce of common sense would recognize that as a light hearted joke. But no not you Fiesty – You just have to carry on with your fluff campaign in order to make me look like some sort of a freak and YOU the innocent victim. You.are.fucking.pathetic. Professional victims are professional pussies.

      Grow.the.fuck.up…

    10. Renee


      Hey, glad to see you know how to work a computer to post some stupid story on the best reward a school could give the students who are number one in the state of Massachusetts for MCAS. But let me inform you more on this wonderful school. This school has their students getting up at close to 5am to get ready and catch a bus so we can get to school and learn how to take criminals down, set up fire alarms, learn customer serves, learn to make a dinner for a huge family and even a cake for them, fix break lines on a car or truck and so much more. Not to talk about the amazing English, Math, bio and Chem teachers we have. From normal high school level to AP level classes. The school did this becusse we clock in 1,100 hours of school every year when our state only needs us to do 900 hours. This generation isn’t the best but most of the people who come out of southeastern are going to go farther than you in life and not sit at a desk all day long. Also before calling our generation a bunch of “cry baby vagbags” please tell me, who’s the one who wrote this article? Who’s the one complaing? Who’s the one who’s a “crybaby vagbag”? You. Please grow up instead of shitting on high schoolers.

    11. Dankdiva


      You people are so fucking whiny, it’s hysterical

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