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Stickyfinger Snail-trail Duo Caught On Camera: Help Us Find Them!

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TURTLERIDERS ASSEMBLEEEE!

Our readers are THE BEST at helping ID local scumbags and are always sending us tips because they know we keep the identities of good guys 100% anonymous. Unfortunately for scumbags like the guys in this video, we thoroughly enjoy plastering their faces all over social media and serving up hot plates of shame ala’ Turtle.

The following video was sent to us after a couple of douchelords broke into a house on Gerrish Ave. in Dracut (9/14/17). Thankfully the homeowners have video surveillance that captured them rippin’ butts and sharing what is probably a lukewarm PBR pounder purchased with change they scabbed out of one of their moms car cup-holders.

I like the fact that the Lowell Sun used the term

“allegedly”

in the caption of the video in their post. You know, because knocking on someone’s door, peeking through their basement window, disappearing around back and walking out the front door with a backpack full of stuff ON CAMERA isn’t proof enough that these idiots robbed the place.

Check them out:

Timeout. Is this a gun? Because it sure looks like one…

God I hope he pulls a Cheddar Bob and shoots himself in the dick by accident.

When Beavis & Fuckhead took off at the end of the video the dude in the blue shirt is carrying this exact backpack:

 

Pretty self explanatory. It’s black and white and says “Metal Mulisha” all over it.

If you know either of these guys, recognize them, see anyone acting suspicious or attempting to pawn or sell jewelry on ANY social media/sale page PLEASE call the Dracut police @ 978-957-2123.

 

 

 

8 Comment(s)
  • Irishcurse
    September 16, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    I hope he has that gun on him when they catch him and the cops shoot him in the face. Fucking scum!

  • Sonny's Mom
    September 15, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    Media refer to people caught on film as “alleged perpetrators” for just one reason: to avoid being sued for libel.

  • Transvaginal Buttafuoco
    September 15, 2017 at 11:18 am

    That sure looks like a gun. Can one be charged with armed robbery if there is nobody home? Lets hope so.

    The house address is pretty easy to find on Google Maps, and you can see a street view of it, taken in 2012. On the surveillance camera, the house definitely shows it has had work done to it since 2012, all new siding, the raised garden bed rebuilt and a basketball hoop put in among who knows what else. But all the windows and such are in the exact same place, so same house.

    Since I figure the house has had recent work I’m going to bet one of these turds worked with some kind of contractor on the house, anything from carpet install to painting, and had prior opportunity to case it. 2nd scenario is these guys know the owner some other way. Doubt this was totally random.

    • Robin
      September 17, 2017 at 9:06 pm

      No gun thank God.
      The siding was done 2 months ago (by a friend of ours). We figured since looking from total crap to nice after we finally got siding done, we decided to put in a Ring flood light. Our instincts were right. Houses all over town with same MO. No cars in driveway….we were at work.

  • Gimpy
    September 15, 2017 at 10:08 am

    They stole CDs??? Who the hell steals CDs?

  • bigdaddy
    September 15, 2017 at 10:05 am

    How come they weren’t at work ? Just kidding

  • chrissy
    September 15, 2017 at 9:08 am

    great work, TB!

  • Carl
    September 15, 2017 at 9:00 am

    And there are those who don’t believe a zombie apocalypse is possible…
    Is this an example of that addiction disease victimizing society?

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