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    Sucks We Didn’t Get Credit For Breaking The High Five Friday Story, But The Important Part Is That Northampton SJWs Have Become A National Embarrassment

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    So our inbox is flooded lately with updates about all these national and even international media outlets reporting on the Northampton High Five Friday you first read about here on Turtleboy Sports. From left wing outlets like the New York Times and Yahoo

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    To right wing outlets like Fox News and Milo

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    It was even featured at the 18:55 mark on the O’Reilly Factor last night.

    Are we salty that we didn’t get credited for this? Obviously. I mean, our whole goal is to spread the Turtleboy Sports Revolution to EVERYONE, and being credited for a story like this to the entire country certainly would’ve helped. Because the bullshit we expose in New England happens in communities all across the country. And the Turtleboy brand needs to expand to new places. We need more Turtleboy’s everywhere. This certainly would’ve given us that opportunity, but it’s not the end of the world. We got 500 new followers on Facebook yesterday and we’re averaging 100,000 people on the site every day this week. Eventually it will be impossible to ignore Turtleboy, and they’ll be begging us to cite them.

    But at the end of the day the important part here is that the story got out. And we know, and you know, that this story simply does not exist if we don’t report on it. The gutless police chief and superintendent wanted to make this go away with no press because they knew how bad it would like. We took that option away from them, and here we are now.

    Anyway, the only part about this story that’s missing is the email that the police chief sent to her officers, explaining that the program was ending. I know the NPD reads this blog, so we’d love it if one of them could forward that email to [email protected] I understand that you’re probably worried about your job if you did that, and understandably so. In that case, you could always just take a picture or screenshot it on your phone, and then email that to us or send it to us on a burner account on Facebook. All names will be redacted. Just a thought.

    Bottom line is, we love you people for sending us so many amazing stories. We’re really making a difference spreading the good word to people all across this land, and we couldn’t do it without turtle riders doing covert operations everywhere. Keep being the greatest people on God’s green earth.

    P.S. This back and forth between SJW’s on the New York Times article might be the saddest and yet most hilarious thing I’ve ever read.

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    1. bigdaddy


      MA the state the other 49 laugh at

      1. Joe


        Northampton, the city that the other 350 towns and cities in Massachusetts laugh at!

        1. wabbitt


          Except for Cambridge and Sommerville. Both of those towns are full of people who are probably saying, “Oh no! Those poor little brown people! How DARE the police victimize them by offering high fives – that is just so racist. And what if the child couldn’t walk and the filthy pig didn’t lower his hand; ablist scum!”

          Then they’d go right back to their lily white existences.

    2. Lt Dan


      O’Reilly giggling at the word of the day at the end of his show is cringe worthy

    3. Publius


      TB was first on what has been an international story. Northampton Chief an utter embarrassment to social justice warriors everywhere.

    4. Sloppy


      Definitely unfortunate that TBS wasn’t credited, but I would think that the national news outlets that reported this stuff dug into how this unfolded, and 3 minutes of looking into this situation on Google points back to this website. My guess is that a lot of your new 500 FB followers did just that, and that a lot of them are media people who don’t want to miss the bus the NEXT one you blow up. The average Joe out there who learned about High Five Friday on his local Omaha, Nebraska NBC affiliate probably did not dig deeper and find TBS, so I think you probably put yourself on the radar with the people who follow this stuff for a living more than with any other group.
      I’m certainly no media strategist, but my suggestion would be that the next time TBS uncovers a hard-hitting SJW story (won’t take long in this state), bombard the Milo’s and the Ben Shapiro’s of the social media world and get them to report it precisely by referring their traffic here to read more. Some of those types have hundreds of thousands of followers, and aren’t necessarily concerned about crediting someone who uses naughty words. Getting them to bring traffic here will bring the true, boots-on-the-ground nationwide TBS network about more organically, and that’s when you’ll reach critical mass with your source network.

      1. Lt Dan


        Aren’t TB’s servers powered via stationary bike?

    5. TheRealZephyrCat


      Keep at it. Being ignored is a badge of honor. You keep company with some elite alternative news sites! Keep rolling!

    6. I melt snowflakes.


      Turtleboy they are not citing you because they don’t wanna loose viewers to a REAL NEWS source. Keep kicking ass.

    7. Turd Burglestein


      Maybe you guys should get an official turtleboy watermark to overlay on your photos so that readers can still see the image, but anyone who plagiarizes your shit is gonna have to give credit for it.

      1. TheRealZephyrCat


        Agreed. Force them to credit you.

      2. Sloppy


        I missed your comment here before I basically said the same thing on another story. I just don’t want you to think I plagiarized your comment about plagiarizing!

    8. WHAT?


      “My children are terrified of black people. They are afraid black people will kill them. I asked them where they got this. They said that in Chicago black people kill people every day. I tried to assuage their fears by telling them that black people in Chicago kill mostly black people. They said that black people tortured a mentally ill white person. I tried to tell them that this was Chicago, the most disgusting place on the face of the earth. I tried to tell them that Chicago is run by the most vile, corrupt politicians on the face of the earth. I tried to tell them that Chicago was not like the rest of America. This did not calm their fears. They still do not feel safe around black people. If you could keep black people off the street it would be greatly appreciated. Thank You.”

      Lest anyone take the above seriously, it was meant as sarcasm. It was meant to show the absolute absurdity of this whole argument.

      1. I hate stupid people.


        I was with ya till the end. Bummer.

      2. tngsucks


        Sure as hell looked real to me. By real, I mean real possible.

    9. WHAT?


      The Police have to deal with the criminal element in society that no one else wants to deal with. It requires courage to face down a robber or murderer. If one is a coward in the face of baseless accusations by SJW loudmouths, then one does not have what it takes to be Chief of Police.
      The Chief of Police in Northhampton had an opportunity to express her confidence in her personnel. She had the opportunity to state that her personnel were honorable people and that they acted honorably. Instead, she gave them a backhanded vote of no confidence. The Department should return the favor.

      1. Tom Pelissier


        Why are SJW’s anyway? Seriously, I don’t know.

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