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‘Suspicious’ Vehicle Fire In Attleboro Has A Fupatastically Familiar Face Involved, What’s Really Going On Here?

Attleboro really is an underated den of ratchetry and scum. It’s brought us some of the most memorable characters in Turtleboy history, and there’s always something shady brewing over there. Take, for instance, this vehicle fire that the Attleboro Fire Department responded to Saturday night:

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“The tenants of the River Court, managed by the city’s housing authority, reported a vehicle on fire around 9 p.m., Saturday, as it sat in the parking lot of the building located at 4 Hodges St.

The owner of the vehicle, Donald Frigon, said his vehicle was set on fire, which was confirmed by firefighters on the scene.

Fire crews said two road flares were found inside the vehicle, one in the front seat and the other in the rear seat area.

From the exterior, the truck appeared to be unblemished, but the blackened windows and yellow crime-scene tape around the vehicle told a different story.

Frigon, a nine-year resident of River Court, said he and others in the five-story building have been complaining about an increase of drug activity around, and possibly inside, the building.

Many residents that came out to watch firefighters extinguish the flames inside Frigon’s 2006 Ford truck, which he described as in “creampuff” condition, said there has been a marked increase in drug dealers using the housing complex as a place to sell drugs.

Frigon who was in his pajamas and said a family member was delivering him a cake when another resident told him his truck was on fire, looked on in dismay as firefighters worked.

He said he left the windows of his vehicle “cranked down a little” to allow the heat to dissipate so that when he got in his truck it wouldn’t be extremely hot the next time he drove it.

One tenant of the large complex said he found a bag of used needles in a visitor parking lot earlier in the week.

Many of the tenants gathered outside said they were scared talking about what they perceived as increased drug activity around the complex which is across the street from St. John’s elementary school and down the street from Willett Elementary School, but were mostly mad that their friend’s truck was destroyed.

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One person who didn’t give his name said if this was a message sent by drug dealers, he just wants them to move along to another community.”

LOL at “If this was a message sent by drug dealers, he just wants them to move along to another community.” Oh, well, since you put it that way, I’m sure they’ll pack right up and move right along….Not. Attleboro is rife with junkies, compadre. So their plugs are here to stay. Sorry. This is why if you’re from North Attleboro, it’s so important to stress the “North”. Worlds apart, community-wise. Seriously.

Attleboro: Obviously!

Does anyone recognize the name, “Donaly Frigon”, though? Yes, no? Let me refresh your memory. Donny Frigon is the brother of this salty clam:

 

Autumn Frigon, best known for parking in handicap spaces and yelling homophobic slurs at observers who ask her to move her able-bodied ass to a different spot.

With her toddler crotchfruit and tittoo-a-potumus of a mother in tow, of course. The entire family appears to be varying degrees of trash, from Grandpa McRapeface to violent, drug addicted brothers. 

Donny actually seems to be the most functional of the clan, however. He actually looks pretty normal….

…..that terrible Ron Jeremy pornstache and one GoFundMe notwithstanding.

 

And then this happens. One of his trashbag family members comes and “delivers him a cake” at 9pm on a Saturday, and next thing you know, he’s watching his truck burn while in his pajamas. I don’t know, man….when your family members look like this:

 

It’s a hard sell to expect that we believe they were delivering you some baked goods and then – whoops! Car fire. I mean, maybe. But it doesn’t seem super likely.

And why did these shadowy and nefarious drug dealers chose to send a message to Donny specifically? Is he the head of the neighborhood watch? The most vocal? Or did they just close their eyes, reach out their arms and give it a spin, and torch the first car they landed on? What gives her, Don?

 

Anyway, if anyone knows the deal with this fire, get in our inbox – you’re always anonymous with us. I’d hate to think this kid is in to some shady shit based solely on genetics, but, you know….how often do random drugs dealers torch your car out of nowhere, for no personal reason? Not that often, dude.

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19 Comment(s)
  • sistah does backdoor stuff
    July 16, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    is he still doin his sistah?

  • Sherlock
    July 16, 2019 at 5:06 am

    Nice deductive reasoning because everybody knows a Ford F-150 is the vehicle of choice for hoodboogers, gangbangers and drug dealers.

  • Let Him Eat Cake
    July 15, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    So this looks kinda sketchy here. I learned a long time ago that the devil’s in the details. The forecast shows the weather has been cooling down at night so it really doesn’t make sense that he had to leave his windows down. But say someone was planning to torch their car they would want to leave their windows down because otherwise the fire wouldn’t have the oxygen it needed to grow plus all fingerprints would be perfectly preserved within the vehicle. Sketchy.

  • The Common Man
    July 15, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    The Common Man knows Attleboro well. Unfortunately it’s taken a nose dive over the past 15 years.

    • MehMehMeh
      July 18, 2019 at 10:15 am

      100% agree! And the observation about North Attleboro in the post is spot-on. That town cannot STAND being associated with the fucking dumpster fire that Attleboro has turned into.

  • Ray Torical
    July 15, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Social Media… The cause of and solution to everyone’s problems. Social media has created a bunch of deluded narcissists. A bunch of assholes online “thinking” and “feeling” that they know best. A voice for the morons. Idiots have a voice and it rings hollow. A vapid void of nonsense. Nice tattoos, criminal charges, and lack of common sense.

  • Frigon...frigoff (Authentic)
    July 15, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    In Attleboro they burned a truck;
    Don claims he has some terrible luck.

    Cuz being a rat
    Is just where it’s at…

    NOT cuz he needed a buck.

    • Big Wick
      July 15, 2019 at 11:34 pm

      Frigon “A!”… eh?

  • SMH
    July 15, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Isn’t it always residents of public housing who have the nicest vehicles?

  • Makes no sense
    July 15, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Because he has shitty family members that automatically makes him a scumbag?

    • duanne ingalls glasscock
      July 16, 2019 at 2:09 pm

      yes

  • Captain Trips
    July 15, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Shut off the EBT to the complex and watch the ratchets off each other in a frenzy

  • smack and coke yum
    July 15, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    i always score my drugs at this building, never had a problem.you got to pay to play,no ripoffs no freebies

  • Majestyk Melons
    July 15, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Man, I’d much prefer illegal farm workers to these trashy pubes

  • Big Wick
    July 15, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    “He actually looks pretty normal….” Pec-spanning tattoos are normal, for many subjects of TBS blogs. So many adages come to mind: “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree;” “Stupid is as stupid does;” “Here, hold my beer….”

  • Sherlock Holmes
    July 15, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    Pretty sure drug dealers are trying to keep police and firemen away from areas they hang out at, not draw them to there.

  • Gash Basher
    July 15, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    Star tats on chest = super tough skull crackin’ bas ass

  • ElJefe72
    July 15, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    Living 9 years in a city-managed complex? Man, you’re not even trying to improve your life.

  • Cake Boss
    July 15, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    I love delivering cake after the bakeries are closed for three hours. It be nice and fresh fo’ my homies.

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