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Swampscott Blow White Ripping Newport 100s While Yelling At Boy Toy Because His Skin Flute Is Too Small Is A Great Way To Kick Off Your Friday

Swampscott Blow White Ripping Newport 100s While Yelling At Boy Toy Because His Skin Flute Is Too Small Is A Great Way To Kick Off Your Friday

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Here’s a fun video from Swampscott to kick off your Friday, featuring a woman ripping down what are more than likely Newport 100’s while yelling into the phone at her lover to let him know that his penis girth just simply isn’t inadequate:

I feel ya girl. Sometimes you just need a big fat tuna torpedo grinder. Anything less simply won’t cut it. Someone needs to give this chick some Jurassic pork pronto!! Anyone know her name? Maybe we can start a GoFundMe or something. We just need some minimum requirements when it comes to length, girth, and circumcision or lack thereof. Any volunteers?



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10 Comment(s)
  • English101
    September 9, 2017 at 2:39 am

    English more better please. “Isn’t inadequate” means that it is adequate. Double negatives are hard!

  • VTguy
    September 8, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Someone needs to get to work with autotune and turn this into a hit a la Sweet Brown and “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!”

  • Finn
    September 8, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    She sounds exactly like a drunken Howard Wolowitz’s mom (Big Bang Theory).

  • chrissy
    September 8, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    I couldn’t laugh, it was too frightening… and spent most of it wondering, who stays on the telephone line to hear all that? someone she’s paying like they said, a boy toy

  • Peter Smalls
    September 8, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    She sounds a LOT like my wife!

  • Wannabe
    September 8, 2017 at 11:29 am

    Hahaha Awesome!!! Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!!! My only disappointment is that the filmmaker didn’t get the plate # so Turtle could ID this Wilderbeast!!! I can’t believe somebody let this monster see his junk!!! Poor Angus!!! Hahaha!!!

  • wormtownspawn
    September 8, 2017 at 10:54 am

    i am so sorry honey bunch.
    i didn’t know i had to fill the grand canyon between your legs.

  • Cracker Jack
    September 8, 2017 at 10:47 am

    WTF. A product of morning vodka. I think she calls him Angus. Not really a boy’s name.

    September 8, 2017 at 10:26 am

    She is the white trash version of I AM GROOT, she can only say YOUR PENIS IS TO SMALL.

      September 8, 2017 at 4:30 pm

      Im still shocked that a voice like that did not use cock or dick once you can tell she was keepin it classy because there was prolly a gaggle of kids in the car with her

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