Swampscott Blow White Ripping Newport 100s While Yelling At Boy Toy Because His Skin Flute Is Too Small Is A Great Way To Kick Off Your Friday
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Here’s a fun video from Swampscott to kick off your Friday, featuring a woman ripping down what are more than likely Newport 100’s while yelling into the phone at her lover to let him know that his penis girth just simply isn’t inadequate:
I feel ya girl. Sometimes you just need a big fat tuna torpedo grinder. Anything less simply won’t cut it. Someone needs to give this chick some Jurassic pork pronto!! Anyone know her name? Maybe we can start a GoFundMe or something. We just need some minimum requirements when it comes to length, girth, and circumcision or lack thereof. Any volunteers?
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