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A turtle rider came across some interesting photos on a swingers website called lovevoodoo.com. And once, again it involves the Massachusetts State Police. Except this time they’re just being used by some swingers out in Hardwick…
Well, that’s just lovely right there. No clue who this fine gentleman is, but he’s definitely not a state trooper. Evidently he wanted this turtle rider to go to town on his wife, but he got phased when he saw the MSP. His bio says he is a general contractor out of Worcester, and his name is Dave. But all I know is that state trooper’s cars are NOT for exchanging love juices. They’re for enforcing law and order, and possibly selling weed.
Either way, these fucking fetish people man….they take it too far. Look, I’m all for getting your rocks off, but there’s gotta be boundaries. And you can’t be clam jammin outdoors on top of state property like this. Even if you are in Gilbertville.
More importantly I think it’s important to alert the trooper whose vehicle this is that some unholy things are taking place on top of his squad car. My question is, does he or she know about it? I’m thinking no, simply because the thrill of standing doggy outside on top of a state police car gets these juice monkeys hot like they’ve never been hot before. And if that’s the case the trooper probably has a right to know. So yea, if you’re a Massachusetts State Trooper living in Hardwick, you’ve got swingers fucking on your car. Might wanna do something about that. Just sayin.