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  • Woman Makes Up Facebook Lie About Russian Guy Abducting Her Child At Auburn TJ Maxx, Says She Doesn’t Want To Contact Turtleboy Because We’ll Realize She’s Lying


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    Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative


    Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Simon Property Group Is Cutting Corners And Consequently The Auburn Mall Has Turned Into A Gravy Dumpster Convention


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    Auburn Mall Parking Lot Jr. Hoodrat Fight Elicits Epic Commentary From Thug Life Websterites In 100 Emoji Pajamas


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    Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen


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    Meet The Two Worcester Cheesehogs At The Center Of The Auburn Mall Donnybrook


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    Epic Fight Between Hoodrat Gravy Dumpsters At Auburn Mall As Santa And Small Children Watch In Horror


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    Are These Two Crusty Skags Who Drove To The Auburn Mall From The Bronx To Spend Counterfeit $100 Bills On Victoria’s Secret The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time?


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